F*CK MY LIFE BITTCH first day of work since Easter, now I’m the goddammm mall Santa for another fuckinn year. Been at this shitt since 2014 at Promenade mall
Mall Santa Claus FML
Shank ya in da neck with a candy cane 🔪
Evil Santa claus
i thought i saw her the other day. my heart dropped like stones in my stomach, crushing every butterfly. i convinced myself it wasn’t her, couldn’t have been. i f****** swear if you ever came back into my life….i don’t even know how i’d react. there is too much. f***...
Today I’m going to cut everything out of my life that has been making me unhappy. I’m deserve better, and life is too short to hold on to the b*******.
I cheated on my wife and it s**** big time, i hate the feeling and I want to confess so badly. So this is it and I am hoping for the best, to be able to abstain or void anything that might lead me to this again in Jesus Name–Amen
My husband and I have a very active s** life. I often come by his office at lunch at he sometimes fucks me on his desk, but I always get to s*** his d***. Lately he has told me not to come by as often so we decided to do...
You’re such a bad musician that I can’t stand to be in the room when you massacre some of my favorite songs. You don’t sing anywhere near a key, you put this grandma vibrato all over your vocals, and it’s astounding that you can’t even figure out the right chords...
Omg. I just realized, having just dumped my boyfriend, a happy, positive attitude actually IS the best a****** repellent! lol
One neighbour is really p****** me off, he’s just a mouthy sad c*** with drinking buddies that he lets piss out his front. My wife thinks I’m paranoid when I’ve told her ‘ I think they make pass remarkable comments about us’
Balderdash pish and tosh, honest love the big...
I’m 21, mature, independant, in love, and looking for work. I’ve had a lot of thoughts recently trying to figure out I’ve got trauma that needs to surface. Can anybody help with it?
For once I just want a guy friend who won’t end up liking me, each time they fall and I don’t want it to happen.
You can’t f****** blame me, I’m not f****** sorry I can’t control my f****** hormones. I can’t choose who I f****** fall for, don’t f****** rant at me for that. It’s not my f****** fault, so just shut the f*** up
Its about my past year work that i have destroyed my life with doing the wrong work on my body by m***********..
MAYBE WE SHOULD BRING BACK KEVIN FOR THE PRIME MINISTER AGAIN I AM SICK OF ABBOTT AND HIS CRONIES. WE NEED A PRIME MINISTER THAT CARES ABOUT HEALTH AND HUMAN WELFARE AND NOT JUST PAY CHECKS AND CORPORATES.
PLEASE IMPROVE HEALTH IN AUSTRALIA KEVIN !!!!
CLEVELAND HOSPITAL
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I HAD A MYRNGOLOMY PROCEDURE DONE TODAY, THAT IS A adjunct procedure in acute mastoiditis secondary to acute suppurative otitis media.
IT IS SORE NOW THE ENT SURGEON SAID I WOULD FEEL BURNING BUT DIDN’T THEN MORE NOW … TRYING TO COPE ON PANADOL IS NOT FUN.
Although I told him I could be his side chick, I am not going to because my true boyfriend is amazing and I love him more each second!
I wanted to see if I could keep my pants on and I did.
So freaking proud of myself right now!:)
**It...
I masturbated again and I feel bad for doing it. I hope God will forgive me.
I am so tempted to be on chaturbate. My husband would kill me if he found out and I’m so afraid someone would recognize me.
Get lost Mike !! (am just kidding)..
F*** the f****** Chinese.. I hate you china.. F*** off China..
I try to make friends, but have a hard time. I am in a new state where I know no one. I keep a weekly routine that allows me to talk to the same people over like they are my friends, but really unsuccessful at building relationships. I feel like...
I’m a f****** pathetic p************. I’m lazy, unmotivated, do way too many drugs, i’m a dissapointment to everybody i know. im probably going to kill myself before christmas, i just need enough money to buy a gun. i doubt ill tell anybody. ill just drive my cat out to some...
I keep trying to not m********* but i cant and i feel bad every time i do i just want to be forgiven
I send SMS message about a negative thing about one of the manager in our company. I thought I have sent it to a friend. When foolishness strikes. I sent it to that manager not to my friend.
Now, I don’t know how to face her....
So those books called “skinny b****”….there’s one for pregnancy. Wow. Just wow. Women are actually concerned about staying skinny instead of the well being of their child? Selfish b******.
I’m afraid of coming out as a transgender man because i like men, also because i am not shure if i am transgender. I only know that i feel at peace when i attempt to bind my chest and when people confuse me with a dude. But i just...
I’m broken in half giving my all to a woman who doesn’t love me and is talking to another guy while still having to be under my roof and basically throwing that s*** in my face
I’m sorry but girls who are really skinny are just disgusting. Like come on! How is anybody attracted to a girl who looks like a 12 year old boy!? Ribs showing, no t***, no a**. Ew! That’s not a woman. In fact, you’re probably a p******** if you like really...
I found someone’s credit card information on Twitter and attempted to buy stuff with it. The order did not go through and I attempted to cancel it right away, but I still feel horrible about it.
I am always finding ways to hurt myself. Sometimes I toy with the idea of commuting suicide.
I take off of work to drive 4 hours back to my hometown for probation meetings, and I’m about to be done with it after a whole year. The only thing is, my girlfriend doesn’t know I’m on probation. We’ve been together 2 years. My job also thinks I’m taking...
Afraid to face how productive I have to be, after failing many times. There’s no real reason to fight, either. So many of you hurting so badly and I have to wonder why there seems to be no God… or maybe this is my ultimate test. I’ve had about all...
Sitting on my porch on a sunny day with the cat and the dog lounging around. This girl walks past and starts talking to the dog while looking ridiculously hot in a short skirt and bube tube top. Feeling like going and blowing a load just in her honour. She...
I often think of being a lone master thief. Hah, if only we were still in the olden cowboy gunslinger days. I’d have a blast! I’d take pride in my gun and lipstick.
Tomorrow will be 2 months to the day that my best friend died. He killed himself. And I was the one to find him. His family and friends only have ideas of how he looked. I tell everyone it wasn’t that bad. But it was. He put and double barrelled...
I’m 23 year old gay male and for past couple of weeks I have been sleeping with a much older man who also happens to be a close family friend
I don’t care what it comes off as or how it sounds. Things are going so well for me right now. I mean really just mindblowingly well. I feel like I could dance on air. I’m loving it and I don’t care what anybody thinks! I AM HAVING THE TIME...
I know I shouldn’t feel so happy about this, but the look on his face today was priceless.
There is this really obnoxious young guy at work. He’s just 21 and very open about his homosexuality. No, I don’t hate him for being gay. But I do hate that...
I just started college a few weeks ago and things aren’t running smoothly. I’ve been thinking a lot and my mind is literally going insane. So insane that I can’t study. There are a few things that keep blocking me from moving on. I was held back from getting my...
Maxine told me today she had s** with my man before I started dating him. I feel so betrayed by her and I won’t speak to her. How could someone have s** with their friend’s man even if she didn’t know I would date him? It’s so selfish in my...
My buddy came out as gay and I respect him. He thought I would not accept him and that really made me sad. Why can’t people just love people for who they are instead of judging?