Only one of these statements is a lie.
I’m from Boone County West Virginia.
Momma gave me my first B*******.
My Dad got my youngest sister pregnant twice.
My Momma gave all my brothers a b******* cuz Dad dared her.
Momma and Dad would be...

Eggs have gone up in price, but there is good news.
We can make a trade.
Slice off both your ears for 6 eggs.
Or the heart of your grandma for 12.
-Evil Easter Bunny.

Did anyone else realize that by changing the Jumanji franchise so the characters get sucked into the game (rather than the game entering the real world, like the original), they just made Jungle Tron?
Now TRON: ARES is becoming Computer Jumanji
Every time I watch Jumanji from now...

DataWraiths are digitized elite hacker users, mercenaries hired by fCon to create havoc in computer systems around the world, steal top-secret data, and destroy the databases of fCon’s competitors. The greater plan was to have them go as far as stealing state secrets, blackmail world leaders, and manipulate global media...

For f*** sakes, have you seen the price of eggs this Easter?
Instead of giving eggs for your Easter egg hunt I’m gonna come to your rich, posh, luxurious and heist your eggs and rob your fridge.
Gimme your eggs🔪

-Evil Easter Bunny.

in my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

The price of eggs has gone up,
So the price to play an Easter egg hunt has gone up.
Your first born son is the price.
A sacrifice to the devil
-Evil Easter Bunny.

Mothafuca let me explain to you after ny vodka is done, my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

in my country, somewhere how you say eastern Europe. it is not gay to play with another mans man bun — such as you weak American men twirl each others p*nis like a joystick on fighter jet.
I will twirl your man bun to my hearts desire and s***...

told your biggest n**** that if he wanted to f*** around ge could get the baseball bat experience. $the f*** around gang$

Serenity now….

Insanity later……….

-Lloyd Braun.

its an easter egg hunt and nothing is off limits so lets Open up your a** hole so we can reach inside your intestines, is that a baby floating around or a chocolate easter egg in your ovaries? either way easter bunny eats all. i have a craving for eggs,...

I bet you wonder what those easter eggs are painted with? Look down, do you see the blood gushing out of your stomach. thats what we use for paint. organic human based paint. -Evil Easter Bunny.

uhh uhh uhh hump hump hump fuc fuc fuc thats the sound of me humpin your fucken couch. and b*tch i left a j*izz stain on your couch. -Real life skitso.

I knew you’d like these Easter eggs, for the last 12 months I’ve been stalking you, and going through your garbage and recipts. Happy Easter
-Creeper bunny.

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

In this animated film, five sentient household appliances — Toaster, Blanky, Radio, Lampy and a vacuum cleaner named Kirby — living in an abandoned cabin have grown lonely. Longing to reunite with their owner, a young man named Rob, the appliances set off on a harrowing trek through the wilderness,...

I just sent my mother to the hospital for trying to kill herself, but tbh I wish I let her die

Hey admin of raw confessions 2.0. We figured out how to post more than once an hour (really once a day) and we aren’t impressed with your little trick. Try again. The leigon army of trolls is smarter than a crew of uneducated admins

New Confession
Im gonna turn...

Irish Alcoholic Assholes are a band from Dublin Ireland making Celtic drinking anthems since St Pat’s day of 2014.
They’ve toured the world and been tossed out of the best bars — with scars to show the battle damage, like a true Irishman!
The bands lead singer is...

a am a lier

Drink my Irish beer, n smash my bottle on the head of your very best man, theres no party like a drunken irish party, Diddy knows, and trust me, heads will roll, hopefully not yours! but once the liquor flows anything goes! you can even bottle to the head some...

Lamborghini Aventador SVJ at Park Hyatt.
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Bentley Continental at Yorkville.
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BMW M6 at Scotiabank.
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Mercedes G Wagon at Pi Co
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Audi R8 at Hazelton Hotel.
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Alfa Romeo Giulia at Church St.
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Land Rover Discovery 90 at MTCC.
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Hey as*shole!
Sing it with me laceys!
Before the paddy Wagon pick us up!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I’m so drunk I think I’m Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it’s 5am!
...

Irish Alcoholic Assholes are a band from Dublin Ireland making Celtic drinking anthems since St Pat’s day of 2014.
They’ve toured the world and been tossed out of the best bars — with scars to show the battle damage, like a true Irishman!
The bands lead singer is...

Jane Austin: I met a gentleman of meager value, with an estate providing no more than the income necessary to sustain a moderate living. Though perhaps he could earn an adequate fortune by some other means, he lacked the charisma to charm me or my sisters. Hemmingway: I met a...

My teeth rotating like razor blades spinning as if they were on a saw, do you feel that, your legs being sawed off as you are chewed into pieces. it is dinner time and you are my meal. -Demon Kane.

LISTEN UP BlTCH! DID YOU KNOW?
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Social Barrier Recordings a division of Santasquad100 SS100.

THE 97TH OSCARS LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES.
OSCARS POETRY!

Ooooh did you hear the news??
The talk isn’t about the Oscars, it’s the Who’s Who of burned houses!
Ohhh they got John Goodman, there goes Heidi and Spencer, down goes
Paris Hilton! Jeff bridges they got...

You’re the most smartest and beautifal person on earth and so as J-Lo. Haha not. 🖕🏽🖕🏽

I met my wife on raw confessions. We bonded over reading the crazy community, laughed at the schizophrenicz, and discussed the mentally ill. my favorite blogger was Demon Kane, hers was A pregnant susan.

I would rather fail by a lot than come close and fail by a little bit because the frustration of coming so close and still losing would be too much pain.

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You are a real person

I’m a little gay man child

Staring at a wall like I’m James Deen

Bmw i8 up your azz

Drink a lil lean

I found out my best friends wife has been cheating on him. I kept it to myself thinking it wouldn’t do any good as I confronted her and she said the affair was over.
I stopped to get a beer with him and he confided in me that he...