One neighbour is really p****** me off, he’s just a mouthy sad c*** with drinking buddies that he lets piss out his front. My wife thinks I’m paranoid when I’ve told her ‘ I think they make pass remarkable comments about us’

Balderdash pish and tosh, honest love the big fattie , the big fat c*** her from number 36 has stood out front of number 18’s and dropped comments about our imagined s** life while I’m passing them by.

Apparently we did a 69 on the 28th of December last year, thats what fatso says ‘Don’t call her that’ Allright the fat c*** that mixes with the alkie obviously made up their minds about us and our s** lives.

She’s a fat c*** and he’s a useless alkie, a match made in heaven. She’s probably sucked half the street dry by now. She’s a fat c*** an ignorant fat ugly c***. Twisted and nasty inside and gnarly outside.

She’s a fat nasty ugly c*** and the fella she’s sucking off is a nasty horrible c***. I don’t pull facts from the air, they wait until they know I’m on my own then spout their horridness when our backs are turned. She;s a fat c*** and I’m glad her husband left her.

Like what kind of fat pig c*** passes comment on a strangers s** life? wheres your husband you fat c***, wheres your kids dad? or dads? you fat c***