Fuuck you, Jonesy. Tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fjuckin’ KFC.

Shoresy #69

I was drinking in a UK, pub and got talking to a bully from school, who knew how to dominate me. I confessed some of the naughty acts I had done with my g/f, and he wanted to meet her.
Just before closing time, he followed me into the...

Talk anout regretting on top of guilt. Ex wife was worried about what was going on after she sthpidly started trying to xontact the s** ciach/coordinator to f*** her again. She was burning me up with texts and calls. I finally told her the short form of what happened punitively...

Pretty sure my sister flashed me on purpose a couple days ago, I was in the kitchen and when I turned around she looked at me and opened up her robe revealing her beautiful t*** and closed it back up after I looked for a bit I didnt say anything...

When I was younger- I had a kissing affair with my first cousin Tanya. We held hands, put our arms around each other, linked arms, kissed, kissed while t******, I caressed her breasts and we helped each other achieve o*****.

We never got fully naked although I would have...

As a child I shifted around various mental institutions.

Demon Kane

S** coach/leader of the group of neighborhood married men i kneel for came by yest evenin. Vert angry nut not violently so. He said that the way my ex wife had acted was exactly why he and the other men seek my mouth and do not waste their time cheating...

I’ve got better things to do tonight then die!

Autobot springer

every day for the past 1/2 months (august 30 – oct 7) i have been waking up feeling weaker than the day before.

the dreams of being held by him and hearing his heartbeat against his chest feels so real. i never want to wake up from those dreams.

i...

Nippel piercings spotted on elm Street

Piercingspotter

This p**** a** little b**** is constantly stalking deviantart accusing everybody of being pedophiles, Diddler, Epstein all because this retard can’t stop stalking N*** Artists.

B**** just because a dickless virgin like you will never get laid doesn’t mean you take it out by stalking people on DeviantART namely underage...

I met this old man shopping Saturday and he was funny and cute in a sweet grandpa way but there was just something about him. I ended up with his hands on my head in his car in the parking lot. I keep thinking about it. I don’t even know...

My brother and I lost our father at a very young age. We would visit our Aunt and Uncle in the country few times a year. I was 14 years old that summer. I then realized why. One afternoon I found my mom and uncle in the barn. They were...

Last Sunday afternoon I missed a phone call from my husband Roger. He’s visiting the local prison. I totally forgotten what time it was. It was my birthday and I had other things on my mind. The plumber was here laying some BBC pipe. He went into overtime. The job...

I m********* thinking about n*** pics of my mom also i fantasize about her s******* using me as a boy

im cheating on my bf im pretty sure he knows. and one of the dudes i was cheating with his gf caught him

To be human is to continually change,
Your desire to remain as you are is what ultimately limits you.
The human body is a machine which winds its own springs.
It is the living image of perpetual motion.
There are countless ingredients that make up the...

Digital camera – $250.
Memory stick – $59.
The look on your hard-asss former C.O.’s face when he finds out he’s your junior pilot – priceless.
Thats Visa!

Johnny Storm

Girl with 2 tattoo sleeves in Gütersloh

Tattoospotter

When my men reported a crazy black man in the fantastic four’s craft I knew it had to be you nigguh

Victor von doom aka Dr doom

My finger nails scratching at your windows, better lock the door.
For when I enter, your body hits the floor as Satan claims your soul for hell on a Halloween night

Demon Kane

Get this Dalton!
This place has a sign
hangin’ over the urinal that says, “Don’t eat the big white mint”.

Wade Garrett

www.theonlinecitizen.𝗰𝗼𝗺/2018/07/25/five-officers-charged-for-involvement-in-death-of-scdf-nsf

I mean, have you ever actually seen your brain?

Major Motoko Kusanagi

Fuuck you, Jonesy.
Your mom loves buttt play like I love Haagen-Dazs.
Let’s get some fuckiing ice cream cuz I got nipplle piercings😂😂😂😂maybe you think I’m crazy now bittch

Shoresy #69

Vincent Eugene Martz and Reported Family Animosity
Publicly available accounts describe Vincent Eugene Martz as the subject of intense opposition from some members of the Martz family and the local community, with claims of long‑standing resentment, alleged abuse, and serious criminal allegations

Reported family tensions and adoption
...

This year has been difficult. Unbearable loneliness, physical and mental pain, and abusive Fiserv projects. The sad part is that even if HR finds this post – they will be more concerned about bad PR than my health. The world is cruel. Being overlooked by women and missing out on...

I dreamt that I held JoAnna Freeland in my arms. Her warmth filled me with happiness. According to the AI, dreaming is likely the closest I will ever get to experiencing intimacy with a woman. Dreaming is my only escape and I try to sleep for 10+ hours every day.

I died from alcohol poisoning, but it was one HELL of a ride

Casper the alcoholic ghost

Do you mind if we forego the whole creepy serial killer thing?

Eddie Brock/Venom 3

I should be sucking d*** every night

Ah, somebody left the back door open and I just saw a stranger run out with the last beer in the firge
But it was dark out and I couldn’t ID the suspect.
But godzilla finally stepped on the right villager

Ben olinsky from the cobblers

Ah, I see. Let me remember. I believe I remember this now. I used it as a dumping ground for my failed expiriments. I’m sorry, child. You have spent your life thinking you were cursed… I’m afraid it wasn’t anything so dramatic… you were born from my trash.
You...

Yall posting fantasies about f*cking your dog or sister or children or whatever are weird af and you need help

I am so angry at ex wife and blaming myself as well. Apparently she got my s** coach’s phone number from my phome while i was asleep. Tried texting him to ask him to fk her again. I get thslat as a married man he is responsible for the risks...

I was never good enough for you 1nona1 no matter how much I tried to

I’m from a small English city and I saw some pictures of the city from around 2013, before third world ni:ggers and muslims moved here. It was beautiful, I forgot how beautiful it used to be.

Wearing pretty lady’s underthings is so nice. I’m not even female

There’s some people with noise sensitivity and I get that kids screaming or crying is annoying when it’s continuous but to say you can’t stand to hear them to me means you don’t give a darn about their existence. What are you saying? That their natural way of communication is...

Your champion has fallen.
Your planets will be mine.
The King in Black is awake.
I will eat your world.
Everyone will burn,
and you will watch!

Knull