While at Fiserv, I find myself frequently daydreaming throughout the day. I fantasize about talking a nice, euphoric walk to my car as I realize those are my final moments of suffering. I get in, close the door and turn on the generator and gently fall into a permanent sleep…

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Living with aunt….one morning in the first week she had me play with myself in the shower, making me tell her in detail head to toe what i found desirable about her bare body. It was very intense. Afterward she sat me down for a long talk. She told me...

One day at lunch after having two accidents in a week, I found always discrete diapers in my art therapists size on the break room counter. She caught me staring at them, so I asked her what they were for. and she said “People who need them.” After lunch we...

HELL ISNT EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE AT RIGHT PLACE ITS THE ANGELS GOT CONFUSED THATS ALL

My father asked me why I wasn’t smiling anymore?
So he took the knife
And stuck it in my mouth
And asked me,
WHY SO SERIOIS

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They made me a coach for forklift training!

Sanjay from Home Depot

mY NEIGHBOR ASKED TO CAMP OUT. WE DID HAD HOT DOGS AND LISTENED TO MUSIC. THEM HE SHOWED A HUSTLER MAGAZINE AND READ THE STORIES. WE WENT IN TENT TO SLEEP AMD HE WANTED TO SHOW ME HOW HE LEARNED TO C** AND WANTED TO AHOW ME AND TELL ME...

Hey I’ve got a movie idea 💡
Lets make a movie about a guy eating chips until he explodes 🤯
We’ll call it “The Whale” 🐋
Now on DVD

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My niggga Santa Claus iz white

Ghetto Santa Claus

Matte black Mercedes G Wagon 4×4 ² at Cumberland street

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Halloween candy slang for nigggas and blacks.
Airhead = when a niggga gets his head blown off.
rolo = a mixed race niggga.
cotton candy = a clown
Candy corn = a gay asss niggga
Kit kat = a black woman

Jack-o-lantern

For her since im a f****** coward,
I admire you.
I know its rude to stare
but i do.
I dont even think you like girls,
especially not me,
but I think about you,
and how you don’t know
how to pronounce...

Aunty aunty I have to go pee. I have to go Yeah yeah so get up and go. Billy stood up. The d**** still buzzing away deep in his r*****. She watched him go to the toilet and listened. Ok sit back down. And do not touch your c***. He...

Blitzen Knocks on your door
Rudolph kicks down your door
And Santa puts 2 holes in your peep hole 🕳💥

Evil Santa Claus

CD players, even women are possessions to him.

Billy Idol

I’ve always wanted to hunt down Santa Claus from “weihnachtsmann und co” and hang his head from my fireplace. And hunt down his evil brother too.

The Santa Claus Slayer

2 tone Rolls Royce Ghost at Park Hyatt Yorkville

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I found out my wife (26F) tried to become popular on onlyfans during university. I was looking to salvage her old macbook air. I snooped around a bit and eventually found about 150Gb of videos of her having s** with seemingly many different men. I have been feeling bad about...

i left North Pole,
went to america, somewhere in Orlando, or Arkansas ,
got a fucken bittch pregnant on Christmas eve , even and I aint ever gone back.
i aint need no bitchh i got blitzen wit da strap boi.

Ghetto Santa claus

I cut throats of all those wack fake urban Santa’s , slicing St nick beards off with Persian daggers.

The Santa Claus Slayer

Wife was given drugs and forced to shower while her boss humiliated her and masturbated.

You dont know s***. She was the only reason my life was worth living. She saved me from the depths of darkness and despair. She literally can’t do either of those things without risking everything she has. She has a lot of debt and she needs her career and her...

If she doesnt love you enough to communicate with you or save then she isn’t worth killing yourself over.

Im gonna kill myself because I can’t live without my art therapist and she’s gonna have to let it happen even though I know she loves me and shes a mandated reporter, because if she saved me she would lose everything, her job, her boyfriend, her house. She’d have to...

Where is that cream pie nozzle girl? I like churning up a nice big fresh cream load. In high school I jo’ed dozens of cream nozzles, some sweet but mostly salty.

There are no words for what i feel inside when i walk in the door and find her sitting on the sofa smiling at me with a random man next to her, not a word spoken as, knowing what is expected. He opens his pants as i strip completely and...

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Last night I was at our VFW hall. Having dinner and a few cold beers. Big Roy was there. Former Navy served on a submarine. He asked me if I wanted to launch with his torpedo in my wet sea. I smiled at him and replied I’ll take it for...

My Mother in Law seduced me when I was in middle school mowing their lawn and cleaning their Pool. She started with the suntan lotion that turned in a full body massage and ended with oral s3x. She $ucked me off while I f1ngered her and told if I never...

I wish I had one more day with so many people. One more moment. Damn these lonely last few years.

When I think about you , I just get angry. Then miserable. Then sad. I mean it was foolish to think someone like me could be happy. Some People are cursed. Ramirez.alondra1

Im another guy obsessed wit pan-ties. I like naughty videos of girls wearing underwear, dream of hotties giving me dirty undies.

I have a thing for female underwear. Get weak in the lingerie department or VS store. Also purchase used undies at Goodwill. Hopeless k******* and mas tur bater.

Don’t forget to drink my pisss b****

Urine Sample Dan

I urinated in my own mouth today at work

Urine Sample Dan

LRecently one of my elfs disappointed me for the last time, without any remorse Blitzen took out his Candycane and shanked the elf in the abdomen, leaving that elf impaled to freeze solid in the frigit weather of the North Pole and be eaten by feral reindeers. -Evil santa claus...

Idk if this happens commonly or if i am just very very unlucky. My father passed away 9 years before my mother. When she passed it was time to clean out the home they lived in for over 30 years of a 60 year marriage. My father took his camera...

Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it...

Porsche 911 GT3 Touring at Fusion Parc in Richmond Hill

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