Having a 1 litre p!ss bottle next to my bed isn’t enough. It’s a long walk to the bathroom and I pee about 1.5 litres of liquid at night. I need to get a bigger bottle to p!ss in. 1.5 is a lot, I imagine it’s way average for what...

My homie chuck badness tickle my balls n tickle my left cheek when he approch me from da rear, dolo took his jordans off n bust his nut in his Aj5, k sizzle you know he homiesecxual

Right after my father died my mother and I went to las Vegas for a wedding. My cousins daughter was getting married. My mother and I went 2 days earlier so we could gamble some before we had to come back home. We were spending 5 days in Vegas. The...

2.5ft tall shroomish sitting in a shitbox Toyota camry at Manulife Centre

Pokémon spotter.

Canada needs mass deportations of all mexicans, Chinese, and Indians

Deport all indians from Canada

Toronto is a cesspool of millions of oieces of s*** from around the worlds dirtiest placed.

The C in Canada is for Chinese.

Contained in the Epstein Files is a VHS tape of Alan Dershowitz and Lenny Dykstra sodomizing a bound-and-gagged Ivanka Trump whilst Donald Trump looks on, m***********.

Back when they read meters in person, I used to look forward to the good looking meter guy. He had to go in the backyard and I always sunned myself in his path. I took my top off that day and fell asleep. I was awakened by the sound of...

My 3pm-4pm daily poop was on schedule. Started brewing the loaf at 3:37pm, at 3:58pm the loaf had entered the toilet. It was 4 logs.
The Poop files.

I played the game and got Burned Ramirez.alondra1. And the game was rigged from the start. Played like a fiddle

I will never have any lasting peace or happiness in my life. whatever good days are gone. and gone for good.

Pandem Porsche Cayman S at Wilson Subway Station.

CARSPOTTER DELLUXE

I have a friend that is my age and he has two sons. They are both under age and both cute. I was over at his house the other day and we were talking about s**. I know he is bi. He asked me if I have been with young...

My husband dared me to tease the plumber when he came to fix the disposal. The idea got me aroused. I put on a skirt with no p****** and placed a chair in the kitchen. He arrived and was an older man ,which made it more exciting.As he worked...

I get off on showing my body in public, taking dares and doing this to exhibit my body, or get caught flashing people. Lately I have been going to parks and getting out of car with my purse and wearing a really small bikini or thing body suit and locking...

I’m so f****** angry right now. My parents have mentally and emotionally abused me, and now they won’t let me buy a pair of Pleaser shoes because I’d stain their family image. I’m so done with being a good girl.

Light blue 1977 Ford Pinto wagon cruising down A1A with Cream Gene driving and Corvallus in the back seat getting balled by The Hallisonian.

CARSPOTTER FLORIDA

While I was dating my ex girlfriend, Seema, we were walking around the park, holding hands and kissing- it felt really nice and hot. We both were very hot for each other, so I suggested that we go to my house, and to my room. She agreed and we did...

As a caretaker of an elderly man, I visit his home once a week. I felt sorry for him being home bound all the time so I decided to spice it up a little. I started wearing a s*** short dress with no p****** or bra. He noticed immediately and...

My aunt and uncle came to see my mother and my other aunt that was staying with us for awhile. My uncle was showing me some videos that he had made of my mother and her sister when they were younger. It had my mother and aunt sucking dogs off....

Haven’t watched twitch.tv/xqc for awhile. Came back today and see that he has 12M+ followers. Damn.

I Loved You And did you love me? You broke my heart and I ask why? I needed you and you knew but why couldn’t you just say no? Duck you for that because I loved you even if I try to move on. I shouldn’t had met you and...

Tony Hawk is the God of skateboard 🛹 Anthony Hawk is his real name as a person.

s*** a n**** d*** for a iphone6

f*** my n**** terry for a new blackberry

-Lil Wayne.

I hear noises often like clanging on metal like Jaws and Its like someone is saying “shark attack” , “beware a shark is around to kill its prey in the area” . Stay down and avoid it.

Rollin around inna Royce, nigguh. thats a ROLLS ROYCE CULLINAN beeech. nigguh.

-Blvck man inna phantom.

Why did you leave like that? I miss you so much. I literally stopped trying to live after that. I hope I find someone who makes me feel all the ways you never could

Guys, guys guys. Who spray painted a D*ick on my dad’s Ferrari at the party???
And oh f*ck who smashed the window on my dads Camaro.
My dad is gonna ficken kill me.

-About that party from last night

Bro they set your grandfather on fire, literally. Last night’s party was LIT 🤣

-About that party from last night.

You are too old for a happy meal! But the right age to be cashier, get ti work b*itch

🤡 Ronald fucken McDonald 🤡

That’s not big Mac sauce, it’s my c u m
🤡 Ronald fucken McDonald 🤡

My neighbor across the hall got locked out of his place and had to call a locksmith. We had talked a few times, but that is all. He was about 26 nice looking guy, at that time I was 22 and new to this town.

So I saw him sitting...

Got a homie in the front, you know k sizzle in the middle n dolo hit it from the back 😏 south side azz

I fucked my motherinlaw. I am from tvm

Our black neighbor was always watching me.I was 28 and hot. I saw him looking in the bedroom window one morning after my husband left for work. I decided to give him a little show. I got so h**** just thinking about it. I got out my vibtrator and got...

Clenchen my azzhole, brace my knees for impact, back bent like a 90⁰ angle, and fists holding the couch, make sure to flip over mammas photo along with Jesus.
My daddy gonna ram his train into my station and spray his gas all over my azz!

-The Super Gay...

I feel like a failure. That’s all I feel like right now. I can’t succeed to a point right now and nowadays I just don’t know what I will do.

I didn’t mind muslims and black people living in my country when they were just 0.5% of the population. They weren’t supposed to all f+ucking emigrate here and reproduce. I’m a white British man and I feel like a minority in my own country.