theres a Jetstream of bullshitt coming out of your mouth.

larry david aka curb your enthusiasm

I wanna be a fem boy, nice body, small package. But I’m ugly af, bad hair and teeth. Not happening..

2nd half of the year…I cant stress this enough. F*** U ALL!!!! F*** with me u get destroyed.

Lowkey okay. I dress my bf like a bi itch, put him on all fours and probe his boy hole. Omg he goes off like a bull.

Frank Bisignano paid for nypost to post a fake article about how he’s innocent in the spying scandal, and then created a bunch of fake accounts to comment on the article. Total scam artist.

I’m not afraid of dying.
How do you know?
You’ve never tried it before.

Victor Creed

It’s funny how innocent people tend to die around you

Agent Zero

DeztaMaoist- All of you will be gifted be thy merciful plan of redemption! This world is a menace which desires cleansing from a source far greater then “God”. Blacks, whites, Jews, gays, Hispanics, all of you! All of you CAN be molded to my will! You WILL bow down to...

THESE VOISES IN MY HEAD FUCKKK, cut it out. skitso skitzo skitso roll the dice bittch hoe.

real life skitso

THESE VOISES IN MY HEAD FUCKKK, cut it out. skitso skitzo skitso roll the dice bittch hoe.

real life skitso

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White men are doomed bro.

I feel embarrassed that I am thinking about when i talked about the bad situation around community member I seen a few times in public.

Sitz’ auf ‘ner Vespa, Rotlicht spiegelt sich am Schirm

Raf camora

I’m gonna fucken cut you 😤

Mr Knife 🔪

Green 1997 Honda Civic EK at Importfest 2026

Carspotter416

I cut throats of all those wackk urban Rappers
Slicing nigggas with Persian daggers

Dope DOD

N****** have ruined this country

I got caught cranking off behind a neighbor’s garage. I was supposed to be mowing the grass. She watched me finish and goes Time to get back to work. Too embarrassed to aks for the money.

Welcome to The Running Man, survive the world’s deadliest game show

NOW in theatres!

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

Green 1997 Honda Civic EK at Importfest 2026

Carspotter416

Uplink, underground!
Uplink, underground!
If you guys don’t shut up,
I’m gonna uplink your assholle, and you’ll be underground!

Ben Richards

I want an embryo to develop inside me but at the same time, I’m scared of pregnancy.

THESE VOISES IN MY HEAD FUCKKK, cut it out. skitso skitzo skitso roll the dice bittch hoe.

real life skitso

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Hank Hill aka King of the hill

I wish I got pregnant by someone other than my fiancé.

This is one of my latest fantasies, including ɪɴᴄᴇsᴛ with my (non-existent) brother.

Men who don’t beat their wives or girlfriends do not receive the thanks and recognition they deserve. A thank you would be nice. We have the physical power to do it, but we don’t because we are good people. And another thing, there is an International Mens day, but it’s...

Two in one equals Two! Here is why the words say get two in one, not get 3 extra’s in one for a total of four right? See you need me far more than you will ever agree and that is sad but not unexpected dumbass ILU bye probably never...

I am a widow of 40 years of age. I did not have a child, so I adopted a son of 18 years of age because he was among my distant relatives, so I decided to adopt him. When I fell ill, he stayed with me for 2 months and...

I was hanging out in the park with a cute guy I had a crush on. He showed me his dck and it had like a for skin. I said no thanks. Is that cool?

This is about the girls that lost their lives in Houston after being chased by police after they shoplifted. People you need to know that it’s not always the parents fault. Some parents teach their kids right from wrong and teens still do things they shouldn’t. It’s not fair to...

My brother walked in on me jorkin my penits to the undertale nicecream bunny and now I just want to go as far away from earth as possible, how do I fix this, please help I’m so embarrassed

I refuse to continue hiding from the consequences of my actions.

Remembering a long time, swimming naked at the YMCA. All guys, some hard, joking around, feeling gay but not doing it.

I’m 19 and I still wet my bed. I feel a bit childish doing it but I’m still a teenager so I’m just a kid really. I just need someone to change me and clean me up. Love Chloe xx

My saw is fueled by your nightmares

Eddie ‘Buzzsaw’ Vatowski

My saw is fueled by your nightmares

Eddie ‘Buzzsaw’ Vatowski

You know,
I’ve been thinking about the TV show.
For the next 30 days,
everyone in the country is trying to murder me!
That’s crazy, right?

Ben Richards “The Running Man”

This Friday!
The finest men in America don’t run for President. They run for their lives!

Ben Richards is “the running man”
Eddie ‘Buzzsaw’ Vatowski
is “buzzsaw”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

I like my chainsaw so much I’m gonna make it a part of you now Ben Richards!

Eddie ‘Buzzsaw’ Vatowski

Hey dumb a** chainsaw is a conjunction word it’s two in one plus cut you equals 4, so 2 things you don’t know, words or math… grow teeth dude I eat chainsaws for breakfast not counting what I do to their owners add. Dam you’re funny you lousy bully wannabe....