i have a crush on my friend (hes right next to me as im writing this) and i want to tell him so bad, for some reason i just cant help but stare and admire him
its unfortunate that he still likes his old crush..
Today I had a day off for a doctor’s appointment. After hubby left for work. I was watching the news. Our preteen son joined me in our bed. Gave me a morning hug and a kiss. Few minutes later I was surprised with morning W o o d i e rubbing my right thigh.
Daddy, my stay home impotent father groomed me while my homely attorney mother guided petroleum companies, but me and my 4 sisters are pretty and sensuous. Daddy rubbed his floppy d0ng on us but never got hard, seaman came out anyway. Now I’m an adult I asked mom why she allowed him to teach us to c u m before we turned 9. She said dad was reliable but @s***** she could have s** with anyone anytime she wanted which came in useful in her line of work. He was not asexual he licked me to my first 0rgasm when I was 8 and my sisters at the same age as well.
No cuts, no scars, no bruises, crack yer head open with my rusty crowbar
Prevail Wonder
Daddy, my stay home impotent father groomed me while my homely attorney mother guided petroleum companies, but me and my 4 sisters are pretty and sensuous. Daddy rubbed his floppy d0ng on us but never got hard, seaman came out anyway. Now I’m an adult I asked mom why she...
Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it...
That crack in my skull is getting mighty itchy! I think the voices want me to scratch it, the doctors sewed it up, but I’ve been pickin at my brain like a pumpkin rotting in the yard after Halloween.
Real life skitso
Does it ever get weird? Honestly, that’s the question that keeps popping up in my inbox.”
That’s how I decided to start this entry. I’ve been blogging for a while now about my journey as a ‘pro-male’ mother, but I think it’s time to stop dancing around the edges and...
My husband has a black friend who comes over on weekends to drink a few beers. My husband doesn’t know it but his friend is attracted to me. He is always checking me out when my husband goes to the bathroom. It turned me on, so I started to tease...
I remember I heard from one of my guy friends when he ordered an Uber. He got to his apartment place with the gate code and he said he got a B**** and the woman was happening saying let me see and he said I can’t. I gotta go and...
last night me and my femboy friend cracked i never thought that i was gay i like woman but i enjoyed it
Scoop out your tiny brain in that hollow skull and place a candle in your dome
🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃
Woah!
is it just me or is it getting a bit crazy in here?
its just me! 🤡
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Ben Richard’s is “the Running Man”, he’s Running straight to home video DVD!
Every confession on here just repeats every few hours / days. This website is ai garbage 🗑
Love being a pervert in adult theatre . Walk in and get my ticket. 15 min later I’m in the booth drunk high f****** a pocket p****. Bouncing on a d**** moaning
Pumpkins aren’t racist, we hate ALL races of human scum! Pumpkin power and down with humanity! Especially the darks!
its just me! 🤡 *slams your head into the counter*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Halloween costume ideas for your kids! The Joker from batman, knife not included!
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I dare you to Smash a pumpkin this Halloween, just do it, watch what happens next 🤫
Jack-o-lantern
Christian Taylor is having a years long affair and has been cheating on his now wife Alexis Brooke Clark. I don’t have the balls to tell her even though she is my friend. Maybe a stranger will.
This razorblade can make you smile, Want to see?
Mr Knife 🔪
I’m gonna carve your face
Rudolph, loot this niggazz house!
Ghetto Santa Claus
I urinated on your son hoe
R Kelly
why plenty of woman have told me i good handsome why only fat ugly b****** approach me
Liberal women are the worst most retarded f****** cunts on the planet
Imma take your chain, your hoe, and yo jordans nikka Imma leave yo asss with a lump of coal on Christmas day
Slay your father on Christmas eve, The rug is draped with blood Thats why it’s red, your fathers dead Ita a Christmas miracle, Rudolph has claimed his head!
Evil Santa Claus
bittxh i pierced my own ears i cann kick yer asss!
earring magic ken
My older sister (six yeaes older) was mybbully for years starting when i was 6. I amninsanely ticklish and the day she learned it could make me wet myself she was merciless. Our mother did nothing. My sister would hold me down and sit on me and torture me almost...
The screams were frequent and the bloodshed was constant, you knew you woke up in the deepest pit in hell
Demon Kane
ha ha your n***** gf dumped u u white dork loser bald retard
I remember we were both 16 I believe or she was older. No, she was a senior in high school and I was a sophomore. I knew her because we talked most of his time but at the same time I remember months later, she walked me down the steps...
My male cousin had molested me (also male) many years ago, over multiple years, i had blocked it out. S**** big time to recover it live in a therapy session and the memories reawakening. I am doing this for myself to try to get it out of my head and...
Last night I had saved up three shots of c** , took them while filling my asspussy w 9in I spread the c** on my face and filled my mouth , spitting it out in my hand watching it string back into my mouth, all while pumping my asspy. And...
My stepson has been giving me ” those look’s ” lately. But he’s too shy for advancement. I know he wants MOMMY. I really think it would be fun to be his very first E*X*P*E*R*I*N*C*E. And feeling his first squirt.
Going to the Y today and do dicc peeking, and pick one up for parking lot action. Hungry for a mouthful of jizzle juice.
When Harry was in prison. I went with some coworkers for a birthday party at a local restaurant. One to many beers later. Feeling along and wanted some excitement. I hooked up with one of their customers. I didn’t take him home he didn’t take me home. We done the...
Been a dry spell my friends. Haven’t had my backvagina blown out in months. Sad.
Corvallus
Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our masterrace was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all...
The screams of a thousand sinners being burned in a vat of acidic urine set the mood for the annual Halloween sacrifice ceremony in Hell
Hellfire doesn’t burn on its own, it requires thousands of souls a day to keep the fire flaming. You are essential to hell.
RE: I have never been able to keep a relationship because of having a micro pe.nis.
Small co.cks and pe.nis reduction surgery.
At age 11 I had a large co.ck and ejaculated frequently. It was over 7 inches long and large, thick and fat. It got rock hard and...
