Well into my twenties and even sometimes in front of girlfriends my mom would occasionally randomly tickle my b*** when she walked by, we always thought it was funny, just a boy mom thing I guess
I saw my mother in-law’s 92 year old t*** yesterday when I was cleaning under her sink. She kept bending over and I had the best look at her beautiful smooth sagging t*** with pinkish n******, oh my god my c*** got hard. I grabbed the bag of garbage and went down the stairs to the garage, I dropped my shorts, no underwear, and jerked off while laying back on the stairs. I spewed c** all over her walls, all over my naked chest, some even landed on my face. I did not wipe my c** off me hoping she would see it. I went back upstairs and we continued cleaning and again my c*** gets hard from seeing her t***, this time her n****** were sticking out, did she here me jerking off, did she notice my c**? Back down the stairs with another bag of garbage and spewed more c**, but this time I saw her shadow, she was watching me, so I really got into it and ate some of my c** saying oh so yummy. Back upstairs to cleaning and when I had a chance I reached over to grab a soap bottle and accidently rubbed her right n***** with my arm, oh such a hard c*** again. I positioned my self so she could see my hard c*** protruding out the leg of my gym shorts, her eyes were glued to it, I wonder if her old c*** was wet? One more time down the stairs to jerkoff and yes she watched me eat what little c** I had.
I’ve got better things to do tonight then die!
Autobot Spinger
Audi R8 V8
Carspotter416
Genesis G80 at downsview Park
My next door neighbor came over with some leftovers , and I asked her to come in for a min. I came into my bedroom and had her come in sit down for a min. I told her that I had a person of question to ask her. I asked...
And now, you shall witness its dismemberment!
Unicron, Devourer of planets
Woah!
is it just me or is it getting a bit crazy in here?
its just me! 🤡
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Kill the grand poobah! Eliminate even the toughest stains!
Wreck Gar
Petra would drop me if I moved to Britain because she does not like online. We are not friends.
My husband hates bellpeppers, with a passion, so instead of cutting it up myself, I add paprika to it, because he doesn’t know that paprika is the same thing. I just tell him its an herb.
Aw Shitt, what are we going to do now?
spike witwicky
There is a cancer in your “solar system”. Human germs are a cancer.
Galactus
Gunna fukk u up da azz Cuz cuz cuz u ain’t man enuff fgott
Dj Hi-Tek
I hate myself so much for my attachment issues. I always hurt the people I care about because I get attached easily and start caring too much. When someone I am so attached to stops messaging back, paying attention to me, and caring, I do crazy things to check if...
See knew yo azz was a racist CORVALLUS better watch that N word or I’m gonna wild out on your BACKPUSSY Bronson
I lied for years about my skills and basically dumbed myself down so I could hide. I’d be haunted by the thought that the eyes of those I know would really see ME, and I’d be unable to express myself in a way that I can’t to people IRL.
Want to fool around up a hot girl’s skirt. Ohh those creamy thighs and the treasure above.
When I was 12 I gave my father and uncle a b******,
Supa cool fly white guy wit a Eyebrow piercing at elm Street
Piercingspotter
I regularly think about hurting myself. I used to sh years ago but I’m 2 years clean now. But when it gets late at night or when I’m alone, I think of bashing my head into the floor, or taking as many pills as I can. I might think of...
I was roller skating around liberty city today in my short shorts and a skimpy tank top.
Was fishing for BBC’s and saw a group of young bucks hanging in front of a house. I noticed them looking at me so I rolled by and asked them if they...
Mercedes slk55 amg at home depot
If a bittch back talk she can get thie FIST
Chris brown aka beats
I am cheating on my boyfriend of 4 years with a guy I met at uni. Although it is only for quick s**, I feel very guilty for betraying my boyfriend. I just don’t feel that connection anymore, and the s** is not as good. It’s not worth breaking up...
Скоро Америка падет!
You’re so beautiful, feels like I’m in a DREAM , now I’m gonna fucken beat you
Chris brown aka BEATS
Yes Steve I have heard of the “OGA”
The A-Team
Today I wrote an ᴇʀᴏᴛɪᴄ version of the “Hansel and Gretel” fairytale. It cointains, you guessed it, ɪɴᴄᴇsᴛ.
Maya (28 F)
I want a cup of pee now
Poop Boy 416
These are a couple of life lessons I’ve learned. The first one is that I used to date this guy that had family that tried pushing us to be together whenever we were only trying to get to know each other. I did get a bit irritated with his sister...
My mom is a married arab woman One day when dad was out of town a black thug broke in the house and started r***** her on her marriage bed after awhile the guy made mom ride his c*** As she started to ride his c*** she...
In the end no matter what I did or do. I was never gonna be good enough for you. Friend,lover, I was just nothing. It empty pot. A tool to be used. I wasn’t even good enough to reply back for. Out of all the woman I met u are...
32/M and I have a leg fetish. If you have decent legs and are in a skirt/dress and heels, all I can think about is sliding up those silky legs and tasting you till you explode. There is nothing better. Doesn’t matter the age, I want to taste them all....
Sad that most Pride fest are over. Traveling to a few cities next month for late celebrations. And will honk a few ding a lings while there.
Eliminate even the toughest stains! Kill unicorn!
Sitting on the back porch in a thong and braa, drinking wine. So f’ing hot today.
I was out with the kids and all their friends by the courts side. They were having a great time when the known toughest guy in the block came by and slapped me in the face and said what you gonna do about it? Omg, I was honestly scared and...
i was stalked by the gay mayor , inheritance stealer bugger off , illegitimate w****. your a h***** w****. bugger off scum.
Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you
England were eliminated from the world cup. Some poor wives will get beaten tonight. I feel bad for them. These low IQ guys need to punish someone and their wives are the easiest target.
