My brother didn’t turn up to our weekly meetup so I told his wife he’s been f****** a transvestite for the past three years.
I didn’t tell her the transvestite is me! I don’t want that getting out

Laura Gottlieb of Northford has large areolas and a full dark bush.

This past week I filled a fantasy. While being on my monthly. I was working Steve’s cream pie nozzle in my mouth. Steve filled my mouth with his cream pie. Rather than swallowing. I kissed Steve and shared that cream pie that he gave me.

My Big Gay European Adventure 2026

When I visit Gütersloh
-attend one of the Gütersloh fictional techno parties that don’t actually happen
-get a tattoo, none of the fucken tattoo shops in Gütersloh are ever open.
-eat at the subway restaurant that is closed.
-pick up...

We have a popular appetiser in the North Pole,
its called Dead Elf Ears,
and frostbitten Reindeer legs

-Evil Santa Claus

I’ve had an image of you burning in my head for years, now that i see you, I can see your demise

Demon Kane

You ruined everything. Make it right.

You owe me R

Every time Santa visits your house he takes a teeth out of your children’s mouth, if no teeth can be taken, a spine or a soul will safice.

Satanic Santa Claus

Mom took Quaaludes which knocked her out cold, an earthquake would not wake her up. Dad left us long ago, so it is just mom and me. He was a fool to leave mom; she is the one all my buddies want to f***. Mom has big a** t*** and...

I’m gonna urinate in a mountain dew bottle, take it to work, and drink it with my boss.

Urine Sample dan

Grace the cashier is looking to rent a unit for $1450 a month

It wasn’t worth getting my fleshlight out and using it. I came after 30 seconds and there was a lot of cleaning up to do. The lube also burned my c.ock. I would have been better off just giving myself a handy.

i started drinking again. i cant drink how i used to and dont black out just to wake up with the worst regrets in my life anymore, but the bottles got bigger and i always have one around. i keep a 750mL bottle of vanilla vodka by my bed to...

Wife is a cheating s*** and I love it!

After a couple years of marriage she eventually got bored with my little 3 inch d***, started spending a lot of time out with her girlfriends, working late, going to the gym. You get the idea.

First time I noticed...

Purple Brabus G Wagon at the Hazelton hotel

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3 more weeks until MY BIG GAY EUROPEAN ADVENTURE 2026

I confess my secret. My first and only lesbian experience. It was wrong but only did it the once. When I was 24 years old took a 14 year old runaway girl into the forest.
Hands tied behind her back I stripped her and in the n*** I snuffed...

Julie a martz Knobsville mcconnellsburg Pennsylvania! Lot lizard for truck drivers .. she’s a nut job that cheats on Stacey martz her husband.

I give up. You can move on with your life. The something bad happening is me maybe or maybe not killing myself, but I doubt you care at this point. I’m done. Goodbye.

Nevermind I know im wasting my time.

Do it before something bad happens

Rae Rae, reach out to me.

Your future doctors are using AI to pass their tests. So eat well and exercise.

So hornay this morning, woke up full hard, wood not go down. Went to clothes hamper, found sister’s dirty p@nty, cranked one out. Feelin better

38 f separated. Last night after doing the deed with my son’s best friend Rodney 17. We were laying there. I asked him about the best part of the evening was? He told me it was his first time not being all wrapped up. So, my random feeling is Could...

DEAR ALMIGHTY,

AS YOU SEE I AM BURRIED UBDER 6+ YEARS OF UBFAIR TREATMENT AND THE HIGHLEVEL NONSENCE NUISANCES CONTINUING TO BULLY AND DEPRIVE… I FEAR I AM FALLING BEHIND JUST TO SATISFY AND JUSTIFY MY ROLE TRYING TO IMPRESS THE INCOMPETENT ILLOGICAL OBNOXIOUS INCUMBENTS SITTING (IN FACT SĤÌŤING)...

I will use your bones as a tooth pick after I chew your flesh and eat your spine

Demon Kane

Dianne is an abusive s***. Used to cheat on her now husband all the time and would start fights with him so that she could pretend to be so upset that she did not want him to come with her places. She did that once so she could go get...

Alles wird gut Julia

I’ve been feeding on souls of the dammed

Demon Kane

Ben Richard’s is “the Running Man”, he’s Running straight to home video DVD!

Every confession on here just repeats every few hours / days. This website is ai garbage 🗑

Ben Richard’s is “the Running Man”, he’s Running straight to home video DVD!Ben Richard’s is “the Running Man”, he’s Running...

2008 Red Honda Civic Si at Truck rental

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It was warm on Monday 11/9 and I spent half my day enjoying my students’ breasts, shoulders, midriffs, and thighs as they strolled around in shorts and tanks.
God bless warm weather!

Super hottie putting groceries in her suv, wearing short jeans skirt, saw her pan ty crotch.

Pantyspotter 417

Slice a niggga from his ear to his chin

Vanauley Glock

Christmas savings start with price chopping .
First price slash, your neck!

Evil Santa claus

Always shitt on company time ⏲️

The Home Depot 🏡

2012 blue Honda Civic Si at Costco wholesale

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Red 2016 BMW 428I Coupe base modle at the home depot

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