When I was 12 worked in a kitchen the chef a man about 40 one day asked me to show him my bellybutton
I got snowed in with my sister about 10 years ago, it was only supposed to be a couple of inches but it stalled. I made a drink and she said, where’s mine? Which surprised me because I had never seen my sister drink alcohol in our entire lives, but I made her one and she drank it. After a few she got really talkative and started telling all her business lol. I told her I was going to go to bed and she said can I come?
I didn’t think much of it I just thought she wanted to talk some more but once we got in bed together and the light went out it seems like a switch came on and one thing led to another until we went all the way. It seems like once that light went out she became a woman first and my sister that is a woman second. I admit that I started it but she didn’t put up any resistance.
I once tongue-kissed a woman in line for the beer gardens at a dragon boat race, after she said she liked my team jacket
Shoresy #69
Ali Mcgee is a p***. Pedos Snapchat: freshtilld3ath
gotta go release a chocolate hostage from my pants
Poop boy 41y
I ONCE EJACULATElD IN MY OWN LONG JOHNS AFTER I WENT BAR DOWN AGAINST MARK MESSIER DURING A CHARITY HOCKEY GAME TO BENEFIT CHILDREN WITH CANCER. IM A GOOD MAAAN!
Started going to an adult book store with booths about a year after my wife passed.I had never had a gay experience. A first I went to get sucked for releif . One night as I set down a pretty good size hard on was shoved threw the hole from...
I was 8 or 9 when my aunty Jo would visit. She was a beautiful woman. She always swung my in the air and then down between her legs. After a few of those I saw she didn’t have any p****** on. She stopped swinging me. I stared up her...
your mom shot cumm straight across the room and killled my Siamese Fighting Fish. Threw off the pH levels in my aquarium
There are not enough characters to express how exhausted I am with my life. I am a closeted homosexual living in a country where I cannot express myself freely, and it’s killing me. Every day, I feel like my true self is slowly disappearing while I continue trying to fit...
Ben Richard’s is “the Running Man”, he’s Running straight to home video DVD!
Every confession on here just repeats every few hours / days. This website is ai garbage 🗑
Goodbye Susan
Victor Von Doom aka Dr Doom
curse this rottin home.
-Saturday night live UK
I accidentally shitt my pants 👖
human confrontation leads to human depopulation as my forces wipe you off this planet.
Demon Kane
Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you
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I once tongue-kissed a woman in line for the beer gardens at a dragon boat race, after she said she liked my team jacket.
I can’t feel your aura here anymore. Disconnected is the word
I recently started my first job, my boss who is female, she called me into her office, she told me to undress, which I did, she told me she never had a young girl before, my boss had on a s******* when she stood up, she asked if I have...
I invited my sister but I haven’t talked to you in years over to the house with my mom being here and her sister my Aunt and became in my bedroom my mom had just a robot and my sister came in and my aunt shut the door and knocked...
A persons tone is more important than what they say. Tone reveals all.
When I was about 10, my older sister dressed me in her clothes and took me shopping with her. She did my longish hair perfectly and I looked like a girl. She introduced me as her cousin from Ohio. It felt so good walking around in a dress during...
Make me mad and your head will splatter like a paintball
Demon kane
There is fictional technoparties that dont actually happen in Gütersloh
You don’t look to happy? Let’s carve you a new smile 😃 Get me the pumpkin carver, does it work on humans? Let’s find out you flesh bag of meat 🍖
Jack-o-lantern
The bully had all the points set match. All the control. All the physical strength to do as he pleased. He caught me taking my daughter and her three friends shopping for sleepover materials. He and his pals got us into an abandoned house where he pleased all his pleasures...
Ooo im so scared, is that a threat? Are you gonna carve me, bittch? Here’s a knife 🔪 *jams it in your skull*
hold up hold up hold up. fuc it up fuc it up fuc it up. i just spent yo sons salary onna Richard mille Nikka
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Hanging your head like a taxidermest
Here’s a hint! 🔫 *blows your head off*
Lord Megatron
Until all are, NONE.
Unicron, Devourer of planets
ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL! The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers...
LOL I’m slashing my wrists tonight if Judy Wright calls the York Regional Police on me. Got a nice warm bath going right now.
akira anime from 1988
Chloe is a thin blonde student in my first period class. Because it’s still warm out, she’s been wearing short skirts for the last few weeks. Her body is amazing–slender, with perky t***, shoulder-length hair, a small but wonderful a**, and a nice tan all over. Today, for the first...
The collapse of American society into chaos and violence 🍆😊
Guys, I want to be invited to one of these “fictional gütersloh techno parties” that dont happen
In the neighborhood I live in the street kids rule. We pass gossip to set up people we want to see humiliated by passing on to gangsters thing sh we’ve supposedly overheard. The gangster gets pissed and looks for them to beat them up and degrade them. Were there to...
When my wife Leaves for the weekend on her Girls Trip, I walk around naked, Change my Screens on my phone to pics of Her Sister in a Bikini, And late night lay in bed call the free datelines and masterbate with Women on the phone. Dont get me wrong...
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