I’ve always wanted to get my d*ck sucked on these rides at Canadas Wonderland.
The mighty mind buster
Antique carousel
Behemoth
Yukon striker
Sledge hammer
Flight deck

the real shitting budda here, don’t you ever feel like me? you see these big seats and big assed orieo- phants philosophizing they all look the same. ever wondered why I shower in the dark at night with my clothes on? to save water and time and power and not...

Today is the last day all diploma mills have classes in Toronto Canada.
Get the f*** out of Canada indians and Chinese fobs and don’t come back

Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the Bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you

I like B*** stuff, and finally got the nerve and desire top hire a F*****. I paid $300 for a session at her “dungeon” and went there to let her play with me and dominate me.

When I arrived, she ordered me to strip and spanked me with a whip...

I took a 3 pound s*** in the specimine bucket of a lab that tests poop samples then boxed it up and took it to UPS. They weighed it and started showing everyone around there and laughing. I took off. I think they know that they are poop samples. I...

This guy we used to know, named Steve “Pipe” Del Bong Hit…

used to say:

“Party in her fuzzbox, are you coming???”

Let’s make this easy for you my n*gga. Good labor is cheap, i could pull your splene out and sell it for more than you are worth-Bitchlifeaintabeach

So I’m i a bad person?
-Laurence

My wife stops breathing and I can finally return to my original self without anyone judging my sociopathic tendencies, perverted s***** desires, drinking, smoking and/or use of recreational substances.

if youd prefer we could take one a dem razaz to ya head n giv yous a skin job n call itta clean cut my njgga. -Electronic Razor.

THE EMOJI MARKETPLACE!
👦= €50
🧔🏿=.€1
👅=€10
🔪= €250
. 🛴=€750..
🦽=€45.
🎮=€95.
🔫=€746.
🚽=€250

I’m screwing around with a married man. He’s 18 years older than me. I think I’ve let him become the only saving grace in my s***** life. I don’t want to set the boundaries that I have to. I want to be able to be his princess. Everyone is judging...

As an older and retired man I have become engrossed in p*** between men. I am probably addicted. My wife is totally disengaged from marriage, her life is now her welfare work and her church family. I often wonder what she would think of her husband’s new found pastime.

I...

I’m thinking of joining a cult. I most likely won’t do it, tough, since I’ve heard some scary stories.

The First Time I was inside my mother it was so good because she accepted me inside of her. I didn’t think she would but she did. Looking down at her and when I told her I was going to c** inside her I could tell she really wanted me...

I want my ex gf to get cancer and die the most agonizing death.

If you’re talking about someone stalking it sounds like you missed them a little

Meet us at “the location” at O 900 Zulu, and bring “the b****”.
Make sure you aren’t followed

Come here b*itch you gonna drink some of mommy’s milk, you gonna drink this dry a** milk nighuh.
-Mommy’s milk🔪

Will you think it’s bizarre if I say that as a young 18 years old man I secretly enjoy when my mom caresses my belly and pokes my navel? I enjoy it so much that I beg her to put her finger inside my navel

For he has risen, all who do not praise god will be burned in flames. I rose from the dead to punish your a** in life, afterlife eternity. -Evil Jesus.

COLIN LANCASTER LEITCH
DOB: 2-9-1947
SSN: 143-38-6946
RAPED ME AND OTHER KIDS WHEN HE WAS TEACHING IN NEW YORK CITY

It’s been longer than a year. I wonder who you’re stalking and obsessed with now?

I hired Bob The Builder for a job, his prices were higher than I expected. I couldn’t pay the full price for his services so he pulled out his box cutter and hacked off both of my ears and fed them to Lofty. He said if I didn’t pay before...

Eli, you need to come get me RIGHT NOW.

I hosted Mucho Mancooch Monday this week at my alligator f-house and was hoping to split some Latino cheeks but instead a bunch of h**** latins came looking to split cheeks and I was the only bottom there!

My cis lady girlfriend came home and saw how red and...

Only Americans who have been suckling at the government teet for way too long are dismayed by the current scenario in the USA. When your welfare and your food stamps and your 401K’s get shafted, you can’t help but cry out, even though nobody who matters is wasting life listening...

They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years...

Eli, you need to come get me right NOW

I’m not even sure about wtf is going on anymore

I’ve always needed you Eli :3

You’re my heaven

Who needed me? No one
-Laurence

I guess i’m still invisible to you ramirez.alondra1

The gates of hell opened briefly today, the screams of agony were loud, satan welcomed a new member today. you may of heard of him, his name is Pope Francis and he is now burning in hell by my side. -Demon Kane.

I received a spam p*** email titled “what’s up pusssy punisher” and I became so aroused I went to the bathroom to masterbait.

I hired Bob The Builder for a job, his prices were higher than I expected. I couldn’t pay the full price for his services so he pulled out his box cutter and hacked off both of my ears and fed them to Lofty. He said if I didn’t pay before...

They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years...

I miss home. I feel I was sent to live in exile. I miss the state I called home for most of my life but that all changed a month ago. I miss the friends I have who were my family but some turned a blind eye on me. I...

I received a phone call from a spam number and when I answered a woman was on the other side. I had answered the call while m***********. I kept her on the line and just before I came I told her what I was doing and that it was her...