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My Brother took pics of me naked when he caught me with a vibe… I had no idea and he recorded me having multiple org@sms, moaning the whole deal, pretty embarrassing. I was completely n#de, legs spread wide open…

He has been blackmailing me to give him and his friends...

This is now the super gay midget forum

Every galaxy ive traveled, all you species are the same. You all think you’re the center of the universe. You have no idea how much of an ant you are.

-L0CKD0WN

You know writing someone name you can basically find anyone.

I still think of you all the time. I still hope I run into you again someday. I miss you so much.

Flying down I-75
’bout to hop on 696
I look over this f****** chick’s tryna fix her makeup
I’m like, B****,
you ain’t a plastic surgeon
I advise ya to put up your visor,
I’m getting kinda ticked
You’re blocking my side mirror,...

If you don’t pay for your renovations imma have to dip your feet in concrete and Lofty will dump ya a** in a lake 😂

-Bob The Builder.

I use to let a hot blonde blue eyed chick named marley sit on my lap in her p****** and use my phone to watch YouTube videos and I would get such a hard c*** thumping under her bubble b*** as she sat there that I would precum and some...

Mastttt

So this guy Dave Larson from windsor ontario is the best random hook up ever. He has a beautiful d*** and can last for what seems like forever. He eats p**** like a champ and he loves sucking my toes while we have s**. I would so love to be...

I hate that things like work and needing to eat get in the way of watching p)orn.

Just want to quit my job before they fire me….

Mom finally gave in a few months ago and let me make he c** with oral s**. We had s** the first time two weeks ago when she came home drunk from the bar down the street. She called I walked her home, she kept talking about being afraid of...

is there just one person I could just share my work with not to show off but someone who appreciates what I do appreciate without an attack at my spirit.

If you want to ignore my orders then i have no choice but to send you back to your mother🚬💥

-Optimus prime Transformers Energon

Dear Mohammed Bitar,

PLEASE REMOVE MY CONFESSIONS ABOUT PERRY!!!

Trump. Please help Canada get rid of these fucken Indians

Flying down I-75
’bout to hop on 696
I look over this f****** chick’s tryna fix her makeup
I’m like, B****,
you ain’t a plastic surgeon
I advise ya to put up your visor,
I’m getting kinda ticked
You’re blocking my side mirror,...

My grandma died last night and I really couldn’t care less

Deport all Chinese and Indians and pakis from Canada

Deport every last fucken Indian p************ from Canada

Deport all stinky indians from Canada

I slept with my male best friend knowing that he just recently impregnated his long-term girlfriend.
He even slept with her afterwards.
She is currently dealing with an ectopic pregnancy.
I have a lot of regret. It just felt so good during the time.

I like this girl E*f*** L**** but apparently she’s a lesbian all this time. Man what a waste. I loved her tomboyish style. Damn I wanted to f*ck that girl, so bad. I can just imagine hugging her from behind and teasing her. Then in private times, I would unbutton...

I went to a family BBQ this weekend at my Aunts farm. I was fascinated with all the animals. They had a pool and most of us just walked around in bikini tops and shorts. Mine were kind of short, but I liked the look and feel.

I was walking...

female, 19 atm, from philippines. i had an issue when i was in senior highschool, with my girl bestfriend and a college student. this happened 3 years ago. after shs chirstmas party, this college student approched us but my girl bestfriend already knew this guy. so things happened, the guy...

It’s a shame there is not a rehearsal life before we have to live our real one. Now I’m older, I look back with answers and solutions to problems and the knowledge to avoid big mistakes I made.

My girlfriend asked me to take her mother to the casino to pickup her prizes because she had to work. I told her that I have no problem doing that for her. So the day came for me to pickup her mother to take her and I got there early....

I must have been sleeping under a rock. I was 17 female that summer. Been f****** for two years. One night I learned about being on top. Oh my god what fun, Him watching my boobies bounce up and down and being able to learn how to control his release....

Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the Bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you

It’s not my problem that nobody else showed up to the meeting, so why do I feel worried and anxious about it? I kept my end of the bargain and they didn’t. It should be the other’s who feel like s)hit, not me. Maybe it’s because I’m not getting enough...

Every galaxy ive traveled,
all you species are the same.
You all think you’re the center of the universe.
You have no idea.
You are the scum beneath my foot.

-L0CKD0WN.

Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique!

** then proceeds to blow a hole through the wall and your head**

-Optimus Primer.

Size 17 my heels b*itch, and don’t look up my skirt you hoe.

-A 7 foot tall cross dressing Cambodian

The night before I moved in with my girlfriend I had great s** with a prostitute, and I continue to this day to cheat on my wife.

“Why cant we all just be friends 😭😭” “Lets just hug” “We should all become friends instead of arguing” CAN YOU SHUT UP. NO, WE CANT BE FRIENDS. A VICTIM CANT BECOME THEIR ABUSER’S FRIEND. CLOWNS CANT BECOME MIMES FRIENDS, UNLESS EVERY CLOWN IS FREE AND MIMES GET KARMA FOR...

I SLAM CHEEKS FOR WEEKS ON THESE WEAK WHITES

CORVALLUS IS A TISSUE AZZ JEW AVOIDING MY HAMMER

I Can’t believe I wasted my time and seeking your approval Ramirez.alondra1 and probably wasent the first or last to try.

Get this fucken baby outta me 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

-A pregnant susan.