When i was 15 my girlfriend who was 12 dared me to f*** her horse. So we put the mare into the yards and locked her into the run this held her in place. I could then climb up to the height of the mare. My gf lube my c*** with vaseline and i pushed it into the mare. I thought her v***** would be loose i was wrong it was muscly and tight. It gripped me right along my c***. It was really exciting and i didnt last long. My gf returned the favour by letting me finger her. That little girl was so k****/h****!
Last night our neighbors had a party with everyone from the neighborhood and more. Lots of drinking and socializing. I kept catching this man looking me up and down all night. Finally as it got later he came over and started talking to me. I had never seen him before and he wasn’t necessarily attractive but there was just something about him. Not two minutes into our conversation he grabs my hand and walks me behind the pool house. Without saying a word he puts his hand on top of my head and pushes me down. I dropped to my knees and he pulled it out. He was thick and uncut which was hot. It only took a few minutes and he finished in my mouth. After he finished he was gone before I even was off my knees. Luckily it was late and everyone was drunk and no one noticed my make up a mess. I walked home and fell asleep in my clothes. I just woke up with a sore jaw and can still taste him.
My oldest sister acts like a fat bottom girl and she’s fat a** from the start.
Met my childhood friend’s sister who I knew had a crush on me accidently. By then she was married for quite a few years. She came over to my house on some pretense. We ended up having wild s**. her husband called her up in middle of us having s**. I didn’t stop. Her clueless husband couldnt even in his wildest dream could have imagined that at that time while her wife spoke to him, her c*** was silently being drilled by my 8 inch d***. Came into her number of times. we continued our torrid s** affair for the next few months after which she moved to another city with her husband. Forgot all about her till 3 months back I met a common friend of ours. found out she got divorced as her husband found out she was pregnant and he was infertile. Now she is a single mother with a daughter. No she did not ever try to contact me.
Met my childhood friend’s sister who I knew had a crush on me accidently. By then she was married for quite a few years. She came over to my house on some pretense. We ended up having wild s**. her husband called her up in middle of us having s**....
So there’s an alternative universe out there in which you got taken out by a Mafia, in this world you are here. And Jensen is here too. Your existence makes me sick, it is Jensen we worship not you
-An Alternative Jensen.
My nickname is cordell rhoads of fiserv and I act like a spoiled little BRAT when I don’t get my way. I also love taking credit for everyone else’s work but will readily blame others if something goes wrong. I love vibe coding and will cut others down who don’t...
How much you benchin b****? Osama bench like 900 n 11
-Osama bin benchin’
Tis a man bun you f*****. Real men dont wear pony tails or purses. Where is your tampon???
-The adventures of man bun milos.
I love sharing my wife with other men and I love having her after she has had s** with other men. Not only f****** her but I love eating her after she has been with another man.
Im not gay and have no desire to have s** with other...
So, my STDs test came back negative but I have another confession to make: I cheated on my fiancé with my ex in the meantime. Just making out and oral s** but still…
My brother(14) and I(12) were sent to live with Dad on Grandpas farm near the Columbia river, Claire(10) and Dorena(7) stayed with Mamma. Nearly every year we caught more fish than grandma could use fishing for Salmon all summer. We were laying behind a huge log in a secluded place...
I’ve been in love with my older half sister since I was 15. She and my wife are practally clones… I’d marry them both if I could.
When I was 15 I visited an uncle and his wife and 8 cousins. 4 boys and 4 girls. Of the 2 elder girls one was14 and the other 16. The 14 one was s******* provocative, flashing knickers, cleavage and when alone with me she would show how she could...
“I like to get fucked in the a** hole. HA HA HA HA HA HA ” -Spider-Man
Can you guess where my 9th leg is? Caught you looking f***** -Spider Man!
My online pseudonym is tim gurnsey of fiserv and I feel I did not earn my Advisor II title. I stole it from someone more deserving, and for that I deeply apologize. I also wish to apologize for being a stuck-up jerk. In reality, it was a power-move by lynda...
i havent been taking my meds. i feel like s*** no wonder. I have no one to tell. i know im privilidged and many people have it worse than that they have more reason to be depressed. yet here i am whining and not taking my meds that i am...
I am in HS and my Brother is in a local college. He works and has no time to date between going to school and working a job. He came in my room in his boxers and asked me if I could help him with a problem.
I stopped what...
Maybe I outta tie that long hair on your head to the short hair on your a** and kick you down the street!
-Hank Hill aka King of the hill
I am a…failure. I have failed my family. I have failed loved ones I have failed…myself.
I was angry disrespectful immature hypocritical prideful lazy selfish insensitive self righteous unloving unmerciful ungodly irresponsible I lied I overreacted I complained I had worldly sorrow resentment I was threatening I was manipulative divisive I took my frustrations out on others I was blame shifting I was Lustful flirtatious I...
This town needs an Enema!
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Dear Mohammed Bitar,
PLEASE DELETE my confessions!!
Please remove these horrible confessions.
I was flirtatious, Lustful and too forward with a girl I met online…telling her she’s pretty and cute and I jumped to conclusions in front of her indicating I thought she was flirting with me and I am already dating and I was selfish prideful immature disrespectful insensitive inconsiderate unloving...
It was my very first time being a bridesmaid. I felt honored and beautiful and excited. That’s why when I checked on the groom while the groomsmen were getting their pictures I was caught off guard by him. He said he was nervous and thinking about calling it off. He...
Shittapillars Ran. Started as s*** larvae and became a s*** pandemic of shittapillars -Jim Lahey.
I dare a n*gga to get close, no homo -WhiteBoi6ix.
I used to let my little brother watch me change clothes and take a bath. I’ve never told anyone that before and I’ve never talked to him about it. I was about 19 when this happened and he was probably 15.
Waiting for my STDs test results.
Mom and Dad came home drunk, I helped a man who drove them then left his ride walk dad to his chair and mom to the sofa. Moms t1tties were out so after he left I sucked her n******. I got carried away and pulled her dress up, she didn’t...
My friend told me do a bushing scam on early 2020 and I send seeds and etc because of him. FYI he told me to do it because he knows my dad.
My Mom and I live in a small Apt. it is all she can afford for us, one bedroom and one bed. I am a 14 year old teenager with raging b#ners most of the day and night. I was usually sleeping on the couch and her on the Queen...
The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t
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I was in a Target store and stole some bra and p****** to wear at home while having me time. I got caught by security and taken to the security office. I am 15 year old teenage boy. I was told to strip in front of the security guy and...
Hey there.
I think I need to tell if off my soul, how fucked up people can be and how some decisions or actions can get stuck in your brain for life.
Right now I’m in a quite good position in my job, married for two years and I’m a...
Fresh outta jail n it’s welfare day. Glizzy on da hipp n a fresh pair a Nikes. -LP Da Original
Final Destination: YOU
When I was in my early teens I saw my Father naked a few times, he used to invite me to shower with him (to save water) from a young age. I was still doing it in my early teens. My body was starting to develop and I think he...
This is bad and I’ve never talked about this but when I was 15ish (i’m a guy btw) i baby sat my dads GF’s 5yo Son. I would purposely spill stuff on him so i’d have to take his shorts/pants underwear off and get him in the bath. There i’d...
Uh let’s see, No budget, big bank, n**** bank. Cop a cully, buy her some Forgiatos shoes come with some black rubber. Rolls Royce Cullinan $800 grand my n**** large scale, no Toyota camry. Blood colour the paint a dark red Same color on da...
One day you wake up and admit to yourself that you are gay. It’s not a celebration, if anything it’s a condemnation. I don’t agree with ‘gay’. I am ‘single’ and what little s** I have has always been with men looking for s** in the dark alleys park restrooms....
EVERYTIME I’VE HAD A S***** ENCOUNTER OR DONE A S***** ACT, IT’S BEEN IN PUBLIC
