You missed your payment for my construction services.
My hammer loves knee caps and elbows 💥

-Bob The Builder.

Teach a nigguh his ABCs
Starting with Ah ah ah followed by Bap Bap Bap 💥💥💥 nigguh

-Santasquad100

The best thing about being a gay robot is its always sweaty men that work on and fix me

-Super Gay Giant Robot 🤖

Being the first instance of a virtual Pokémon, Porygon are rather clunky and unwieldy. They do not do much and can be slow at responding to commands. Porygon2 are more streamlined, and for the most part are self-sustaining. Porygon-Z can be a danger to themselves when glitching out, so trainers...

Trust me your fugly a** is going to pay in full money 💰 and emotionally and spiritually…. I don’t care tho LMFAO! Your life is so vile and disgusting that I don’t even have to lift a damn finger all I can do is laugh and even that’s not funny....

I slept with my male best friend knowing that he just recently impregnated his long-term girlfriend.
He even slept with her afterwards.
She is currently dealing with an ectopic pregnancy.
I have a lot of regret. It just felt so good during the time.

No b*itch your not fabulous, just a fucken faggit.
-Anti Pride Campaign 😤

My Brother is 18 and setup hidden camera’s in my bedroom, I am just 15. He has me on video in my lingerie and mast#rbating with my hands and a toy.

8 weeks ago, He called me in his room and showed me all the many video’s he has of...

Mom drank my j*** every morning before school. She caught me m*********** when I was 13 and admonished me. The next morning she told me, it’s a sin to waste your seed. Then she proceeded to give me oral and swallow it all. This continued until I graduated high school...

We brought in an Asian Girl as a Summer Intern to help out in the office. She works for free to get experience and maybe get a job after graduation. She is slim and quiet and without the internship she must return to China, so she needs this and does...

When it finds humans or Pokémon it likes, it freezes them and takes them to its chilly den, where they become decorations.
Would you like to be a decoration in my living room?

-Professor Oak.

All homeless scum in Canada should be melted into a vat of acid

Up all night hearing voices in my head. Something crawling in the night. Is it a demon or a niggar under my bed? Reoccurring nightmares of Ned Flanders

💥Psycho babble Sandra💥

Little man, walking the streets with your man purse, do you keep your high heels and tampons in there ?

-The adventures of man bun milos

blueberry blackberry raspberry strawberry gonna give you a black eye b*tch n**** 👊🤛😝

-Santasquad100.

Hes bigger than me, stronger than me, his d*ck is a little bit longer than me.

-Jaden Smith aka the Karate kid.

Its not a b** circle its a 3 0.
Thirty!

-Corner Gas.

That’s a nice wig.
It hides the massive forehead I gave all Somalians

-Evil Jesus.

Met my childhood friend’s sister who I knew had a crush on me accidently. By then she was married for quite a few years. She came over to my house on some pretense. We ended up having wild s**. her husband called her up in middle of us having s**....

So there’s an alternative universe out there in which you got taken out by a Mafia, in this world you are here. And Jensen is here too.
Your existence makes me sick, it is Jensen we worship not you

-An Alternative Jensen.

My nickname is cordell rhoads of fiserv and I act like a spoiled little BRAT when I don’t get my way. I also love taking credit for everyone else’s work but will readily blame others if something goes wrong. I love vibe coding and will cut others down who don’t...

How much you benchin b****?
Osama bench like 900 n 11

-Osama bin benchin’

Tis a man bun you f*****.
Real men dont wear pony tails or purses. Where is your tampon???

-The adventures of man bun milos.

I love sharing my wife with other men and I love having her after she has had s** with other men. Not only f****** her but I love eating her after she has been with another man.

Im not gay and have no desire to have s** with other...

So, my STDs test came back negative but I have another confession to make: I cheated on my fiancé with my ex in the meantime. Just making out and oral s** but still…

My brother(14) and I(12) were sent to live with Dad on Grandpas farm near the Columbia river, Claire(10) and Dorena(7) stayed with Mamma. Nearly every year we caught more fish than grandma could use fishing for Salmon all summer. We were laying behind a huge log in a secluded place...

I’ve been in love with my older half sister since I was 15. She and my wife are practally clones… I’d marry them both if I could.

When I was 15 I visited an uncle and his wife and 8 cousins. 4 boys and 4 girls. Of the 2 elder girls one was14 and the other 16. The 14 one was s******* provocative, flashing knickers, cleavage and when alone with me she would show how she could...

“I like to get fucked in the a** hole. HA HA HA HA HA HA ”
-Spider-Man

Can you guess where my 9th leg is?
Caught you looking f*****
-Spider Man!

My online pseudonym is tim gurnsey of fiserv and I feel I did not earn my Advisor II title. I stole it from someone more deserving, and for that I deeply apologize. I also wish to apologize for being a stuck-up jerk. In reality, it was a power-move by lynda...

i havent been taking my meds. i feel like s*** no wonder. I have no one to tell. i know im privilidged and many people have it worse than that they have more reason to be depressed. yet here i am whining and not taking my meds that i am...

I am in HS and my Brother is in a local college. He works and has no time to date between going to school and working a job. He came in my room in his boxers and asked me if I could help him with a problem.

I stopped what...

Maybe I outta tie that long hair on your head to the short hair on your a** and kick you down the street!

-Hank Hill aka King of the hill

I am a…failure. I have failed my family. I have failed loved ones I have failed…myself.

I was angry disrespectful immature hypocritical prideful lazy selfish insensitive self righteous unloving unmerciful ungodly irresponsible I lied I overreacted I complained I had worldly sorrow resentment I was threatening I was manipulative divisive I took my frustrations out on others I was blame shifting I was Lustful flirtatious I...

This town needs an Enema!

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Dear Mohammed Bitar,

PLEASE DELETE my confessions!!

Please remove these horrible confessions.

I was flirtatious, Lustful and too forward with a girl I met online…telling her she’s pretty and cute and I jumped to conclusions in front of her indicating I thought she was flirting with me and I am already dating and I was selfish prideful immature disrespectful insensitive inconsiderate unloving...