If you’re talking about the premier cheeksplitters I don’t even think the Alabama slammer is apart of that conversation.

I’m talking about your Dookie Dunker Dushawns your TurdTickler Tyrone’s your Pringles Can Patrices even a BastardBalls Brian or a Footlong Ron type should be considered.

I’m even hearing...

I’m from former Yugoslavia and when I was a preteen I watched this Danish animated movie “War of the Birds.” I was shocked when I saw Oliver and Olivia kissing and eventually making a nest, because they’re siblings and no one could convince me otherwise. And now I write brother/sister...

Germans are all degenerates and I’m glad we fucked them up in WW2

Ban cars, oil and airplanes! All residents who make more than $75k a year need to be taxed at 80% of income with funds redistributed to refugees! Safe injection sites inside daycare centres and pronouns on passports now!

-Avi Lewis
Fae/Faer
ಫೇ/ಫೇರ್
Born at 330 ppm

Me and this nice boy were watching a p*** together and I turned to him and asked if i could do that to him and he said yes. I undid his shorts and took them off and then i took off his underwear and had him lay in front of...

Do you remember the gay Asian spam that this site got spammed with along time ago, I do it was so funny seeing pakis getting d*** up the a**.

Ladies, hornay?
Go to bars, clubs, outside military bases. Get ful-fillment.

i have gotten my mind into i***** a bit too much so much so that i have reached a level where i have the confidence and excitement to record my mom taking a shower, stealing her p****** using them , sharing my mothers naked pics on the internet and getting...

This is your sign to drop the religious b******* and enjoy your life.

Julie Martz 199 Knobsville Rd, Mc Connellsburg PA 17233 (717) 485-4326 and (717) 325-0029. is the lot lizard Prostitute; she will screw any guy or truck driver that comes her way. julie martz is the biggest s** prostitute in the area. She cheated and cheats on her husband with truck...

the putup show, staring Putin, if its good enough for me, it has to be good enough for yous all too!

I need to let go of my love for Ak. I know AK likes me too. I just can’t and it s****! I feel like l am grieving! I need to get out of my head about it. God please help!

the attitude is “if its good enough for me to put up with it, then its good enough for you to put up with it” The PUTUP SHOW

Went to my f***-buddy girl’s place again tonight and she’s often giving me dirty dares!
Tonight I made a comment about hoping her daughter has been putting the sun cream on at school in the recent hot weather..
A few seconds later she dared me to c** in...

I pay hung rentboys to whip my b*** and tell me I have a small d***. I can’t put this in the ‘guilt’ category because I really enjoy it.

in brightest day in blackest night no niggga shall escape my sight

-the green lantern corps of earth 26

hey guys,
been a while, i’ve not posted in over 3 years madness i used to post every week, honestly got in a relationship out of it thrived and then bottomed out currently derealising my way through my busiest summer to date. love it though you’ll be happy to...

You know that day you told me how you thought you were in love with me? That you were anxiously waiting to tell me how you feel? Well, I was feeling that way too. I’ve been feeling like that this entire time. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you in the...

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE DOING THE UNLAWFUL THING AND JUST THINKING THEY ARE GOING TO GET AWAY WITH IT BY BULLYING THE VICTIM? YOU REALLY THINK SOME POLICE SOMEWHERE WON’T CATCH YOU?

Idk as to why I feel this way knowing I already like my crush but I also slightly like my crush’s friend.

But I absolutely don’t wanna be in a poly relationship, not that it’s bad, it’s just that I can’t handle both boyfriends at the same time. It’s annoying...

Tbh, I don’t know why peenis isn’t spelled this way. I mean it has two functions, right? Curious girl.

My wife Debra has a full bush. She is a teacher and I bet some of her students would love to see her hairy p****

i love sucking my granfathers c**** both of theem my dad also my uncle has a big penise i s*** him weekly he has 9 in and gags me, he fucked my wife at our wedding reception in the coat room, he let me watch then told me s*** his...

40 year old Firserv guy… just treat them like a person. It doesn’t matter that they are a woman. Stop thinking through the lens of gender. E m a i l sereine d o t enby d o t email

I won’t eat yet, if I did, the effects of the alcohol would wear off and I would have to deal with my wife’s bad mood without it.

Why do I have to spend more of my life doing stuff I don’t want to do, than stuff I do want to do?

There’s a young boy that lives next door and he stays with his mom and they’re divorced mother and his father and I had him over here the other day when we were just sitting here and watching TV before his mom got home and I asked him, has anybody...

I think I like fem boyz. Omg so cute, no bulge, nice pretty outfits. Wanna get hornay together.

The Gist family of Ridge Road, Wellford, SC are a bunch of parasites who have LIVED FREE of other relatives for 3-now 4 generations. They haven’t paid for their property for 3-now 4 generations. They messed up property, expecting others to pay for them. They are all parasitic losers who...

ik you know that. please dont be too late this time, r.. dont make wait for a long.. stop testing my patience, pls. please. i am begging to u.

Aye fatass if you’re wondering why your wife left you and your kid at the baseball game at Christie Pits early yesterday, it’s because she came over to f*** me. I was playing soccer on the next field when you walked by, little do you know I’ve been f****** her...

My secret, as tough as it is, is that I still love the former Shaolin warrior monk a lot. I’m going crazy over him. I love him deeply. My love for him is at 100%, but I try to hide my feelings so I can focus on myself.

I really...

rot in hell D***. you were a horrible grandfather and terrible to my dad.

I want to devour my sister in law

i truly want to kill people

Re: If anything doesn’t concern you

I’m guessing you were lighting off illegal b0mbs and annoying the entire neighborhood? I would turn you in personally without thinking twice lol, and then stroke it while watching the police ticket you. Probably would livestream it too. 😉

I destroyed you all, mentally, but a couple of you destroyed me first. Whether or not we will ever speak you need to acknowledge what you did to me. If you won’t, then the burden of your sins you will carry with you for life.
It’s your own crosses...

Hannah Wezden from Niagara Falls Ontario is an amazing piece of a**, hot body, and she has super cute feet. We only had s** once after a party, we were both pretty drunk. But I remembered all night checking out her feet because they were so beautiful. We had s**...

All s** gets me going. I fucked the family dog at 9 and jerked off to my sister getting naked. I believe everyone should f*** anyone anytime anywhere. Including all animals. I would love to s*** off a huge dog c*** in the middle of Walmart while the crowd blew...

My wife in my opinion is beautiful. She loves to pose n*** for me. I in turn love to send her nudes to guys all over the world. Email addresses is all I need.