I wish someone would just walk up and shoot me in the back of the head so I could die quickly and never even see it coming.

I’m sorry I pushed you so hard. I saw the way you are no longer hating on others. It must of been so nice to be loved and adored like that. I’m sorry because you can’t go back now, will always yearn to go forward and it isn’t even easy...

nothing turns me on more than high school girls Im sorry

S*** PISS F*** C*** COCKSUCKER M*********** T***

I really miss George Carlin. Funniest man who ever lived.
Ah well, at least we’re lucky enough to have Jim Jeffries to fill the void.

What would you do if someone said this to you? ( and you liked them and you had to do a dare like hug them )

“Wth was that at lunch and at the end of the day?! Idc what the heck ****** said but I don’t like u...

I really really wish prostitution was legal where I live, maybe then I would finally get to experience what s** is like.

I admit I dumped my boyfriend because his p**** was too small.

I don’t like my dad, he’s rude to my mom. He’s always suspicious of everybody and that’s annoying, he’s racist and homophobic and he cannot stand people who disagree with him. The worst part is, he doesn’t want to change
He’s mostly proud of his ignorance.

hey girl i know F*** YOU. first u invite me to hangout where u start giving me all these signs and s*** and start grinding 0n me, but when i make a move, you freak out, leave, and don’t talk to me for 4 months and tonight, u go out...

Dressed in lace thigh highs with matching p******, I’d crawl into Your lap. Hiding under Your shirt I’d massage and kiss Your skin; Your arms wrapped around me, You’d ask, ” what’s wrong, baby girl?” Shaking my head, I tuck my knees to my chin and refuse to come out...

I’m sixteen and I can drive ,I just don’t. I’m afraid to drive because I can’t control the other people around me.There’s that, and the the worrisome thought that I might hit a person. Seriously, what if someone was just walking across the street. I go to step on the...

Want a real, 100% true confession? Here’s a doozy.

I’m a man in my early 30s. For over a decade now, I’ve regularly catfished people online by pretending to be a female. I’ve used friend’s pictures, ex-girlfriends, you name it. On dating sites is usually where it starts, but sometimes...

You wanna know who DESERVES to be raped? Stupid f****** prissy b****** who like to lead men on and flirt and tease like crazy but never, ever intend to deliver because they get a kick out of stringing guys along.

Why does everyone treat me so bad when I’m feeling depressed but when they need me I’m always there 🙁 I have feelings too you know :/

My wife is a tiny white girl at 5’1″ and 115 pounds. I want to see her gangbanged by 5 or more b******** guys. The guys would need to be over 6′ with at least 9″ dicks and give her a hard f******. I think it would be hot to...

I confess I gave some random guy a bj. He was an a** and captured it on video. I’m scared its getting out there.

I hate that my girlfriend and my ex boyfriend still are friends. It makes me uncomfortable because he’s so f****** scummy but what scares me more is that i think i still love him but im falling for her. This s**** a**. I just want him to leave us alone...

you know

I want nothing more than a reationship. Every one i ask out is already in one or not interested. I dont think there is anyone out there for me. At what point do you give up cuz i have lost all hope.

Man my life f****** blows. I literally have no friends, People just assume I do.. but I just know alot of people. And I honestly started doing magic a month ago so people would like me, but still no luck… I still do magic, but I only do it for...

Johnny got stinking s*** all over his choda when he wiped his a** from back to front.

I have never felt so s*** and broken in my life. I’m so bad at hiding my feelings and not getting over-attached to people yet I am constantly paranoid of being clingy. It’s clichéd but there aren’t many people I let into my real life. I have plenty of friends...

There is this boy in my grade im a 7th grader by the way and he is soo ot but also experienced and i want to have s** with him really bad i mean i dont have a crush on him but he is soo experienced and i have a...

I honestly want to break into tears right now, but I’m smiling and making jokes with you so you think I’m ok. But I’m fine

I had very secret g****** with my ex-girlfriend’s best friend about 3 months ago…
I don’t consider myself gay, but when I think of the crazy stuff we did, I don’t see how I can I identify as straight. I got so much harder when I was doing it...

I want love so bad. I tell everyone I don’t want a boyfriend, but I deeply want to find true love. I want to be so in love that it just makes me fly in the air. 🙁 I am attracted to men that are much older than me. I...

There is that friend of mine that we liked each other but we stopped talking because I had a boyfriend. Nothing ever happened and I don’t know if he knew what I was feeling. Now that he found out that I’ve broken up, he started texting for a while, but...

I just got paid. I want to buy 100 songs on iTunes. Music is so entertaining to me!

There is that friend of mine that we liked each other but we stopped talking because I had a boyfriend. Nothing ever happened and I don’t know if he knew what I was feeling. Now that he found out that I’ve broken up, he started texting for a while, but...

I like to f*** girls with a d**** while i eat them out

I am obsessed with p****. I love everything about it….the smell…the taste. I love all shapes and sizes of p****. Is this weird?

I love zombie movies especially the Walking Dead…I know that they are just scary movies but I’m finding myself stalking up on items as if I’m preparing for something really bad to happen. Have I completely lost my mind or how can I even think that it is a real...

I am planning to move out of the apartment I share with my boyfriend, I haven’t told him yet. He drinks even though I’m a recovering alcoholic, and right now I don’t think I could feel more betrayed.

“Get your s*** together, or I’ll never be with you.”
Not said in exactly those words, but that’s the bottom line.

I’m kinda not even mad.. idk how I feel about that. Does he care enough to wait for me to get my s*** together? He’s giving me the...

I’ve been passing blood in my stool for over a year now. I haven’t told anyone or seen a doctor. I think I subconciously hope it kills me.

Your pedophilia has the cops up in arms. I have never seen them at my house so much and she is not even here. Get a grip.

I lost $13,000 in stocks ‘on paper’ at this point.
It pains me.
Removing all my gains from this year and last (after losses that were already cut) I am still down 8000$ or so.

Sometimes I gamble too much.

IM A LESBIAN AND IM PROUD OF MYSELF! 😀 haven’t told anyone but my parents who didn’t believe me because I didn’t even believe me at the time that I told them.

i pooped in my neighbors garage trashcan. oops

I am a p*** and m*********** addict, and I get depressed rather easily. My favourite soccer team were losing 1-2 with minutes to go. I am trying to stay away from p*** as I am a Christian, but the unfairness of it all drove me to relapse. Later, I discovered...