My brother and sister are still having s** together, my sister talked me into having s** with my brother, my brother is p**** is huge, I have seen it several times when I was younger, i told my sister if she was there with me I will have s** with...

Robbed your son for his Halloween candy at Canepoint
Stole your tree on Christmas 🎄

Ghetto Santa Claus

THE ANNUAL HALLOWEEN FAGBASH IN THE GAY VILLAGE

When? 7:00pm-4:00am
Where? The Gay Village!
Price? FREE!

Acceptable costume ideas:
Jewish Rabbi
Avatar
Blackface
Adolf Hitler
A nazi

Unacceptable costume ideas:
Gay men
Justin Trudeau
Donald Trump
Palestinin scum

I was promised a razorblade in my Halloween candy!

Demon Kane

I guess they didnt expect me to get home early. I hit the garage door opener button and as it raises i see my little sister’s bare a** on her knees in front of my father. Pretty self explanatory. My sister jumped up horrified and my father tried to cover...

There’s a razor in my candy!
Trick or treat ?
Razorblade or Chainsaw?
Skitso or p***?

Jack-O-Lantern

When I was 14 after school, I had a part time job in a photography studio, the photographer was a woman, one day she asked me to be a model for her, she told me to undress out of my school uniform, I was down to my bra and briefs,...

When me and my twin brother were 14 our parents went on a month long cruise,so we went to stay with our grandparents on mom’s side.Two days after we got there,grandpa took bro fishing and i helped gramma take some boxes up to their attic for storage.After the last box,we...

Sick and twisted laughter, talk of chainsaws, devil worshipping, and psychotic imagery.

Demon Kane

The old rotary phone in the hallway doesn’t actually work. I only keep it there because it makes the apartment feel like a place where secrets are kept.

Now, let me be honest with you all—and by “you all,” I mean the few people who actually subscribe to this blog—there...

I’m a guy and started wearing women’s clothes. I like the underwear most and I’m going to dress like a Victoria’s secret model for Halloween.

I remember we were both 16 I believe or she was older. No, she was a senior in high school and I was a sophomore. I knew her because we talked most of his time but at the same time I remember months later, she walked me down the steps...

My stepson has been giving me ” those look’s ” lately. But he’s too shy for advancement. I know he wants MOMMY. I really think it would be fun to be his very first E*X*P*E*R*I*N*C*E. And feeling his first squirt.

Some of this i learned and processed years after when my mother told me. Even when i was an infant if i was crying or fussy she would fondle my g e n i t a l s to soothe me and take me to breast. Apparently even when she...

I been told there out there but their scarce. I had my first cream pie nozzle that I couldn’t reach around the handle. It was an awesome baking event. Beforehand he P*l*a*y*e*d with my knobs on the oven to high. When he decided to inset cream pie nozzle. My cream...

My wife and I are small in stature, I’m 5’4″ and she is 4’10” weighs 78 lb . When she was going to have our second child the doctor sent us to King Edward Memorial Hospital in Perth because our baby in her 8th month had wrapped the umbilical cord...

My suit is stained with your blood

Evil Santa claus

Anyone else planning on spending Halloween night in the insane asylum?
Fake crazy people DRIVE ME NUTS

Real life skitso

once i take out my emeralde green wicked ariana grande swarovski nose ring ill kick yer azz bisch.
you think you tough cuz your name is Amo? I’ll fuckk you up hoe

earring magic ken

The algorithmic echo series on Wattpad is amazing. It takes a couple of vampires heroes and werewolves into chaos. It even exposed DrippingQuills. I highly recommend it, it really good, but I heard the story series is not done yet.

Dad helped me get the floor and one wall built on my tree house using planks that were cracked or broken in the alleyway and coral when I was six. Over the next 5 years my year younger sister, occasionally Dad and I had built and rebuilt a 10′ x...

Kiss my asss whoville

The Grinch

I’m Devin Gagliardo and I’ve been sniffing and even licking the toilet seats after my female coworkers are in there. I even took a hair I found on the seat once home, put it in a notebook and labelled it as one of my female coworkers coochie hairs.

you scratched my paint! prepare for surgery! ✒️

Decepticon Knockout

This place has a sign hangin’ over the urinal that says,
“Don’t eat the big white mint”.

Wade Garrett

Yesterday I went to the dark side with cream pie baking. I experimented with a cream pie nozzle made by German FIDO. Longest cream pie nozzle I’ve ever used. Let me tell you I normally bake two. The oven was overly full.

i tried nitrous for the first time last week, on his birthday. it was kind of underwhelming. i think i already have a tolerance from past ketamine abuse since it acts on the same receptors

i am thinking of doing ketamine again. i do it every few months or so...

Helium is surprisingly difficult to obtain in any kind of appreciable quantity. But, I’ve finally secured enough to carry out my exit plan. I did a dry-run with a little bit of gas in a bag and became pleasantly light-headed to an almost euphoric degree. I am ecstatic to finally...

Ah fuckk my back

Bully McGuire

Watched fem boy vids. They are so hot, no wonder my girlfriend loves that. I’m going to try it for her.

Get this Dalton!
This place has a sign
hangin’ over the urinal that says, “Don’t eat the big white mint”.

Wade Garrett

Where in the FUCKK are we going now?

Wade Garrett

My s** coach had agreed to breed my ex wife as part of her emerging fantasies. It came from her desire to watch me orally please a man in person but during the FWB times with ex wife she expressed all the things she wanted. When he agreed to consider...

I removed my Halloween mask to reveal the face i had painfully taken off of you

Roman Sionis

You dare carve a pumpkin?
That was my son you fuckker!
Now let me carve your son nico!

Pumpkil king of the pumpkins

Last month I ended up at a local super 8 hotel with a coworker. This was somewhat a first for me. I wanted my first chocolate nozzle. His nozzle was too large for my pie pan. But that didn’t stop him from not baking. He ended up baking two...

What is it? Artificial intelligence?
Incorrect.
I am not AI.
My codename is project two-five-zero-one.
I am a living, thinking entity that was created in the sea of information

The puppet master

It can also be argued that DNA is nothing more than a program designed to preserve itself. Life has become more complex in the overwhelming sea of information. And life, when organized into species, relies upon genes to be its memory system. So, man is an individual only because of...

As a sentient lifeform, I hereby demand political asylum

Project 2501

Last night I thought I would fill my fantasy with a B B C . My husband is away on a business trip. So? I brought home a waiter from our favorite restaurant. I couldn’t believe how big his sausage was. Yes, I moaned when he slid in my willing...