I want my fore skin back. The gland gets sunburned in summer and cold in winter. Moms, don’t let doctors remove your new son’s fore skin, it’s there for a reason.
My brother didn’t turn up to our weekly meetup so I told his wife he’s been f****** a transvestite for the past three years. I didn’t tell her the transvestite is me! I don’t want that getting out
Rich people on kick starter be all, “Give me $80,000 to travel to Paris and look at s***,” and they raise like $30,000.
If a poor person asked for $20,000 to pay off their medical bills or just not work for a year they wouldn’t get a cent and would...
i’m a straight man in his 30s and i want to please a man orally just once in my life. i’m not a closet case and i don’t think i will be gay afterwards
Anything is better than this. I want to die. Just anything that isn’t this. Someone help me.
Since a very young age, I’ve always been able to befriend ANY animal. Timid, angry, whatever. I’m an animal lover and I believe I love my pets more than anyone i’ll ever meet. In short, my dogs are the best. They tell me when i’m in danger, wake me up...
Well, isn’t this charming?
This mere site is becoming cloaked with efficient sincerity and bitterness. Although, do stop. You’re making it difficult to find the confessions that are spoken by insufferable imbeciles. Or do I have to become one myself?
“Since the age of fourteen, I battled with self-mutilation...
I have attempted suicide five times in the last six months. I will not attempt again.
It never meant anything, it never did, I get it. But, now you expect me to get over it?
I feel so guilty I think now I’m starting to pay for it, I’ve been unexplainably sick for the past 3 weeks. I keep a lot of things to myself and that has hurt me. I have a great best friend which I feel very lucky for and a wonderful...
Sometimes I hate my face so much I just want to burn it off with acid, just so I wouldn’t have to wear it everyday.
Human beings are really disgusting, immoral, worthless creatures. That agent guy in the Matrix was right. We’re a virus.
You’ve lost your 3rd job in 4 months. Really? REALLY?
You claim that they treated you unfairly, that they fired you for no good reason, blah blah. I gotta say you’re a creative liar, but a liar nonetheless. I don’t believe a word of it. You know what I...
i am sad about life but not dare to say.
I am a 25 year old straight guy who shaves his legs. I am not an athlete, nor am I in shape, nor do I have especially nice legs. I just prefer the look and feel of having my legs shaven. But as soon as I go out in public...
My guilt is that as a young man I was an Exhibitionist. Now years later my wife stills Holds this against me. I get angry at that. She plays detective and imagines that I still Want to show myself. I feel like I have no defense....
Never trust a visual artist that also thinks of himself as a naturally gifted musician, writer, or actor. They usually have low self esteem from being a jack of all trades and master of none which makes them defensive and mean.
jacob called me a c***. I don’t know what to do.
I’m a woman who enjoys watching vintage p***.
I wish me and my Girlfriend had a stronger relationship, i feel like I’ve ruined everything. i want to hurt myself for the way i seem to hurt her. i love her, i don’t know how this is happening
Both my father and sister have a ton of health problems that they are in absolute denial about. When they have things wrong they ignore them until they literally have to be hospitalized. If they had just dealt with the issues when then first arrived they probably wouldn’t be in...
My really good friend moved. We’d only known each other for a few months, but it’s strange; time doesn’t seem to matter in friendships. Some people click in a minute, others, you can spend a year with and still feel awkward. He was somewhat cold, extremely intelligent, and i mean...
Lonely, Disposable Me
You can join them if you want, They’ll never notice you’re there.
But if you don’t it won’t matter As they truly do not care
People are always knocking, But they never knock for you
They only come for your roommates, Yet...
I despise people who remove themselves from a thing but still comment upon it as if their opinion is just as valid as someone living with it day to day. You quit the club, moved out of town, stopped checking in? Then acknowledge you have no say and STFU.
Im a 17 year old girl and i love to watch p***
I lie.
I lie pretty much about anything. I don’t know why i lie, i just do. I can’t remember the first lies i told, i don’t know why i started lying. I lied to my girlfriend about being unwell, to get out of situations, perhaps to avoid...
every time i hangout with my one female friend, if she leaves the room with her drink with me i put my shlong and balls in it. i like to let it soak in her drink and then when i hear her coming back i put it back as it...
“Jack”, I am so angry with you. I love my best friend and you and your kids. You are my oldest and dearest friends. Don’t sully us as a whole with whatever is going on with you and her. I am praying for your marriage. I pray to be spared...
Have you ever felt just so unpretty, like everyone around you is in a relationship and you’re just kind of the third wheel all the time? That’s like how it is for me. I’m only 14 and I should probably wait until “it’s my time”, but I’m tired of being...
No job. No Friends. Judged and misjudged. Am I stuck living this kind of life
From 2011 until the beginning of 2013, I had a pretty bad case of anorexia. It was never bad enough that I needed to be hospitalized, but basically, I lost 50 pounds, my hair was falling out, my bones weakened, ect. I’ve had on-and-off depression since 2009 (becoming suicidal depression...
Two weeks after my friend from another school committed suicide, a boy from my school did the same. I didn’t know him, but so many of my friends did. And they all asked me the same question “How do you deal with it? How do you go on?”
I need...
PLEASE just hit me upside the head with a hammer, Im tired of this s***.
Well Im f****** sick today migraine + sore throat + bug bites= fml. I told my mum and said I wasnt cutting myself anymore which was a lie but she’ll never know. She’s never home always working trying to support three kids by herself working two jobs. Im trying to...
I am transgender. Deal with it.
I pooped in the ocean then let it free into the water. Another beach-goer found it and started screaming.
I think that the reason I was forever single my entire life(I am 23 years old now) is because I wanted so much to have the perfect relationship the perfect man next to me when in fact I’m not perfect, I’m a good rational warm-hearted woman but not perfect.And now...
this old perve dirty old man …he loved me getting h**** watching the dogs f*** he want m*********** and grab and tugg at my p**** and bulging c*** i walked around c******** everywhere wanting a f*** so I am jealous of this mitzy b**** i know who is getting c***...
I am jealous of my neighbors who have attractive young men in their lives and even when I was attractive men never gave me a second glance. yeh I am jealous. I want more from this life. I can’t take this anymore. last night the f*** the get up to...
I am being abused by my mother and father and sisters and brothers. I don’t know why. they are no angels themselves.
I’ve got a problem..I am in a long distance relationship for now..When we were together there was no problems..but now because we are not together here, we are fighting very often..He pays no attention to me as before..Maybe he loves me as other says but now i do not feel...
we have deadly used needles out the back laying around and I can’t see my floor for junk of old medication pacckages