I learned the old saying the wrong way. If you don’t use it you will lose it. After a year I decided to bring a guy home. I b*u*c*k*e*d and s*q*u*i*r*m*e*d around like it was my very first time. He did his best to insert his sausage in my love bun. I just rolled him over and gave him a happy ending. And his cream pie filling went to my stomach.
You were so careful because you were afraid to lose your career that you refused to communicate with me but somehow reckless enough to risk it all to watch p*** of me. That makes you stupid and mean and avoidant and makes me so mad at you, but its the one way I can f*** you if you keep avoiding me.
I am a literature teacher. I tell my students and everyone else I know I love reading. My facebook cover photo is a set of books. I am on a first-name basis with the people at the book store, and I have over 1400 titles in my home library.
Sometimes I wish that I was in a terrible accident just so I had a real reason for being this ugly.
I put whiskey in my coffee while studying. Am I an alcoholic? I don’t know.
I want to meet almost every famous person in the world, or as many famous people as possible. I’ve met a couple of celebrities and it feels great. It’s like a high that I get from meeting famous people.
College guys watch way too much p***. I can’t give a b****** anymore without the guy “accidentally” c****** all over my face. Why can’t they just be happy with swallowing?
I’m attracted to my sister who happens to be pretty with a great body. When she was asleep I pulled up her top and touched her b**** but stopped because I didn’t want to wake her and I then needed to m********* very badly. I wish she woke up...
I went to a camp This Summer and I had a crush on about 5 staff members there. Holy s*** they were hot in their uniforms. (R. L. C. S. D…..)
I hate falling in love with a guy I see walking down the street. I mean, I’m sure he wouldn’t even like me,but he still makes my heart beat. I don’t even know their names and Im already in love. It’s sad because I’ll never see them again. I wish...
I feel sad. My mother wishes I was never born. I wish I could just put a bullet in my head and end it all.
I recently found an old email sent from a boy who I played a mean prank on in elementary school…he sent it telling me how upset it made him and I was so rude about it…later that year due to bullying from other kids he was homeschooled for the rest...
I went on holidays for the past days and I came back. The almost sole purpose of the cameback of me and my family to our routines was my exams starting tomorrow. I know I didn’t study enough and I’m failling at my life. And all I could...
Every once in a while, I’ll take 2 of my brother’s unused 20 mg Focalin XR pills. My mother doesn’t know, and my boyfriend doesn’t know. I took two of my Aderrall and I feel more high than ever. Noone will ever know. I’m a sneaky son of a b****....
(Female) I have never successfully masturbated before, and I got so close to finishing today, the closest i’ve ever been. I’m so disappointed that I didn’t finish, because it was starting to feel really good.
Sometimes they would ask if I’d like to take some food home. When I found out they were making fun of me behind my back because I would sometimes say yes, I wished I had never have accepted any of their stank, trailer-park s***. They could afford much better food...
I’m tired of telling people I don’t know what I want to do when I finish school. I know what I want to do, but I don’t want to be laughed at or known as that weird girl. The people I’ve told before looked at me funny and asked “and...
I was married for 12 years and am now single. We never had s** while I was on my period. I had a procedure and no longer get a period. I feel like I was never important enough or hot enough for him to want me even if it was...
I had a best friend for about 8 years. We used to be close like sisters. But lately, things have changed. Call me bad, but from what I see, she’s always reproach her other friends’ works (include me), though definitely our work is always better than her, i mean...
how do i get over my crush. I asked if she was single, she told me shes kinda single, and still has feelings for someone. I don’t know if shes being honest or being nice.
I am 40 years old man and have been married and divorced twice, I have also had many relationships.
I am always the one to break these relationships off, as time goes on I know they aren’t the right person for me.
I can’t remember a time I didn’t...
I’ve been craving death since I was old enough to understand what it was, but I can never give myself what I want because I can’t do that to my family. I hate everything about myself and pretty much always have, and I don’t know how to change because no...
I wish I could watch guys vomit. It’s so hot. Everyone I know that gets sick is too shy to allow others to be around and I just don’t get sick enough to puke. Just my luck. Sometimes, rarely, I decide to eat a lot of soft, sweet foods...
I’m alone and it’s my fault. Squandered opportunities. I miss you. A lot. A lot more than I thought I would. Maybe one day I can do it right. Until then I sit here playing guitar
I shouldn’t have let the fact you are younger than me effect. The decision I made. I thought I had a chance to atone for it but I see the time isn’t right now. I hope you find the same feeling in your heart one day and I can get...
To my coworkers,
Yes I am a black female. Yes I do have hair on my head. Just because I decided that I would like to put some braid extensions in for a different look does not change who I am. No I did not all of a sudden...
I am hopelessly and helplessly in love with a girl who lives above my place or work. I can’t even tell her although I think she knows. The problem is: I am 42 and she must be 21 or 22. If this is not enough, I am divorced and I...
I made a girl my friend, she is very cute and adorable and she is girlfriend of my best friend. At first it all went good and smooth but nowadays my friend don’t give her attention or love her but he doesn’t want breakup with her. And she is...
God answers people in all sorts of ways.
I think god gives you a sign and it is up to you to follow it. It is up to you to be open to his guidance.
Gods signs are like the winds in our sails, or a current in a river....
Lord I apologize for any of my selfish actions. I’m trying to get on varsity football as a sophomore but I realize I have to stop telling stories and exaggerating my performance to piers and parents. I always try to impress my parents. I want them to be proud. This...
I talk to multiple girls and I’m confused. One has anxiety, and depression problems but she’s alive because I’ve helped her and she’s told me that. The other is a truly good girl with a stable life and family. Another just gets s***** with me and I can’t get her...
I have atelophobia, depression, and anxiety attacks. What’s wrong with me?
I’m secretly glad my sister got raped
I’m much less likely to want to fool around in the extra-marital sense if I play an eroge (Google it). It simulates going out with someone for the first time, and it reminds me of why I fell in love with my wife in the first place. Continuing to play...
I’m not ungrateful. I appreciate everything I have been blessed with but I still feel pity for myself at times, like today. It’s a terribly difficult thing being human. I pray you will forgive me for thinking only of myself and allow me to explain what goes through my mind...
I love having my loose 19 year old p**** stretched and ruined and I’m not ashamed of it! Being punch fisted hard makes me c** like a fountain. I just recently took my bfs two fists…There’s nothing better then seeing the wreckage of my training when I’m done and my...
I’ve been unfaithful.
When I was younger, back in the early 2000s, I used Limewire to download some illegal things, of the “Vicky” variety, if you know what I mean. But then I came to my senses and destroyed them. Even though that was over 13 years ago, I am still paranoid that...
I have a crush on my music teacher
My friends and I are n our early twenties. Three weeks ago we went to this popular sports bar where older and younger hang out and mingle. Early on, they both picked up girls and left me stranded without a ride. I am sitting there totally pissed when this older...
I know that at some point between going to uni and finishing it I will attempt suicide at least once.
I’m a little late to the Facebook train. I’m 34 and just got it this year. I moved across the country straight out of high school and lost touch with everyone within a year. (I was very unpopular anyway, because I was ugly, so it was no big deal.) People...