You either fear the grinch, or have him spill your guts
The Grinch
I found a picture of my cousin when she was 15 and now I am jerking off looking at it.
To the blind boy who can’t see what is right in front of him,
It doesn’t have to be now, it doesn’t have to be soon. But every day I still hope you will come back to me some day.
I hate shopping. I’m a girl and I hate shopping. I hate trying on clothes because I can never look good in anything. I even cant look online because of the models. It makes me feel so insecure. I hate it so much but I still go with my friends,...
I think gay men are not natural. I mean, being gay prevents the faggots from procreation; thusly it is not natural. It is the natural carnal urge for all mammals to procreate and spread their genetic information. Right? Lesbians on the other hand… Their actions arouse the males of the...
I think that if i had a chance, I would totally be with a another girl. I just love watching all of the lesbian themed movies and imagining myself in their place. And the weirdest thing is, I have a boyfriend whom I’m with for 2 years, love him, but...
I sometimes wish I had chosen you! I am married and have two kids, but sometimes I wish you hadn’t said I should go with her. I wish I could know what s** would have been like with you, especially since we had p******** once and we both loved it....
I DON’T WANT TO BE IN SCHOOL. I DON’T WANT TO BABYSIT YOUR SON. I DON’T WANT TO STOP SMOKING POT. I DON’T WANT TO BE YOU. F***, woman! Can’t you tell you piss me off by even texting randomly??? YOU GET ON MY NERVES ASKING FOR YOUR STUPID...
I met the love of my life nearly a year ago and I knew he was perfect. He was smart kind and funny and he had a heart the size of the universe. I became possessed by his existing it haunted me each and every night as I went to...
OK I think now is the time to grow up and grow up properly.. I have had my fun with Transsexuals but now it’s time to put that in the past forget about them and love my Mrs and Children like I should …. This is set out as my...
Women are like cats. They secretly hold everyone in contempt around them and can always find something negative about someone or something. I honestly consider every woman I have ever met and find it to be on target. Men are like dogs. They are eternally optimistic and loyal- masked by...
Sometimes i find it hard to go on with life have been raped by two diffrent men, and i have depression and suicidial thoughts a lot…..i just hate myself and want to end it
Hey Internet, I was dumped in February this year after 4 years of being together. She found another guy. I haven’t really gotten over the heartbreak, but I’m happy she is happy. She did not want to stay in touch and I respected that. It was hard losing the...
I always take pleasure in watching and reading anime/manga. i always had wished my life could be more like the people i watch in animes. But nope life s****. well at least for me it does right now and for many years….im a teen with ptsd (post traumatic stress disorder)...
I’m too scared of being judged to play my music out loud.
I hate myself.
The number of confessions from kids on here about s** is truly disgusting and horrible. Kids need to just be kids and stop growing up so damn fast. No wonder this world is so freaking messed up.
All my friends think I’m a lesbian.
I’m not.
I’m getting real tired of being nobody’s choice . I’m tired of getting called all the time . I’m so tired with all this thing around me . I felt like this since in elementary now i’m leaving for college I’m still like this . I would stand up for...
I’m sorry I got married to a guy that doesn’t trust me.He hasn’t trusted me before the wedding, during the wedding ( after the wedding , he was saying that i was looking weird at a guy that was my ex 6 years ago ..)or after the wedding.I don’t know...
I like that you guys joke around, it makes me happy the conversation is so light hearted but I’m trying to be serious with serious issues and make serious commitments and everything you guys say is passed off as a joke. I cannot tell what is serious and whats a...
What is the craziest thing y’all have ever done as a child?
I accidentally kissed a friend and now can’t stop thinking about it.
Kathryn, you’re a terrible, greedy, sneaky b**** who takes herself too f****** seriously for being such an untalented assclown.
Pam, you better get me my f****** check if you want anything done. Nothing is free and I can’t buy s*** unless you pay me, stupid.
I explained to my GF about acoustic harmonics within the animal kingdom pertaining to certain arachnids, this was after she wanted to ‘talk the talk’ AKA marriage. Some spiders can jump into another spiders web and hit the web with the same harmonic frequency as a viable mate. Spider scurries...
I felt guilt for that i always take support of lie for maintaining my relationship.
I’ll be lying if I say that I don’t miss him.
I miss him. I miss our hellos, good mornings, good nights, how are yous, I miss yous, I love yous,.. I miss him. I miss the time we had together.
I know we had lots of bad times together....
My husband was married when I met him. He and his wife had married because she turned up pregnant and they had been estranged for years, but he never strayed. We fell in love, and he separated from her before we every touched. We’ve been together over four years and...
I am the most boring person on the planet.
I want to f*** my sister in law so bad. One time I jerked off in her bathroom and came on her loufa just so she would bathe in my j***.
Kids and teens these days are terrible. Their attitudes are sickening; using profound words and are down right disrespectful! Damn these no good parents and siblings of theirs…why cant they teach them mannerism and respect?! God every time I see these bratty children and teens, I just want to slap...
I shared a cab with a stranger today and he payed more than his share of the fare, even though I said he didn’t have to. We exchanged numbers because hey why not. Then he started sending me inappropriate pictures of him touching himself and saying I had to send...
Act like you know. Or better yet, do whatever you want just don’t tell me about it, ever. There are benefits such as being b******* free. Let’s see how long.
Rich people stick to their own. They may talk to you, bring up a job opportunity at the company they own, but they don’t hire outside their own kind. It doesn’t matter how educated or talented you are, how sparkling your personality, the strength of your loyalty, work ethic or...
I am in my 30s and have always been the “fat guy”. In school, no girl every looked at me as dating material. For some, I was friend-zone material, but for most I was just ignored. I had to sit there and watch girl after girl that I liked date...
I had a crush on the same guy from preschool all the way to fifth grade. He’s moving to California in three weeks while I’m on vacation. I went to his going away party today, and I realized I still like him.
I’m a sophomore in high school.
I have this weird feeling inside of me that no one likes me, and that I am not good enough for the people I am friends with. My friends are perfect, they are smart, their have great personalities, they are easy to talk to, they are outgoing, the listen could...
I am addicted to p***. We don’t have s** because jerking off to p*** is easier. I am an alcoholic. Sometimes in the morning I have pains in my sides, probably kidney failure from drinking. I eat very unhealthy, today I ate a Whopper and a double quarter pounder for...
I have been working as a prostitute for the past 2 years. I work out of hotels and motels, usually. I’ve lost track of how many men I’ve slept with, on average though, it’s 4 guys a day. I make almost 6K a week. Almost every man I’ve slept...
You wanted color.
I have wanted to have s** with two dudes for a long time. Another one is i wanted to have s** with a dog….i know its bad. but i cant help it.