When you take a lot of risks, you’re going to have some haters! You can’t a l w a y s win.
Duck duck go until you find yourself across the pond scum if you think i was ever alone your clueless Thanks Word we always do make a great Cracker n peanut butter
It’s always me me me. The truth is if you can’t take care of it it’ll take care of you. The most selfish person I can’t speak of Mr. Simplyconfess.
If there was anyone on earth that is at risk of std’s its me. My wife thinks i go to work early in the morning but no i have been hooking up with other men at a local ..
Corvo Breedo you owe me two deluxe Bufords and a damn chocolate malt!
My sister took a long time taking a shower and I really had to take a s***. We just ate sonic and it didn’t settle right in my stomach. I told my sister over and over ..
Corvo Breedo I’m coming to Miami right now and you gonna get NIGGERFUCKED by the best in the biz!
I’m not going to you’re sand monkey dessert
When I came out to my friends the next day, and I s*** you not, asked me what was the most attractive part of there body so they could impress a girl. I f****** ..
I was running late for work…but I was also high and insanely h****… so I stopped in at an adult store back room…for 6pm it was ok,not too quiet. an older guy with ..
Psychotic coconut head
Was on a youth group trip sitting next to friends and fell asleep. I woke up to them laughing and videoing me and I looked down and I had a b**** in my sleep. Now they ..
Bill Pfaff and Prestonian were working the pickle park on I-65 NB in Chilton county last night, I just read two great stories on squirt about how they worked as a team ..
Why are my all friends so s***** with me?
He always touches my b**** even in school bus and I really wanna get rid of that but I can’t ,like I used to like him at one point and slowly I am loosing ..
Eat da poo poo.
Once again i told my wife i was going to the gym but me and my new guy fb just met in a park for some hot s**. Sitting here n*** smoking a cigarette looking at his c*** ..
I was watching pnp p*** about 5pm finished work early and got into the mood. Open grindr and a few other apps and found a visiting top at a motel not far so I texted ..
Don’t forget to bring your young boys to the pride parades in all major cities tomorrow! Thanks, n***** d o t o r g
He was sleeping so soundly last night . Just like a little baby . I whispered in his ear your a** is mine . He smiled . I put on my favorite little 4 inch inch black ..
Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at sexy4.cam/nena
Masterbation , While thinking of my crazy naked man.
I chopped my hair off. Im ugly as the b*** on my bf. Lol…I love him. But his b*** is awful . shnhhh…don’t tell..it’s a secret .
Im getting married. Im an old hag . an old maid . yup going to the chapel
sorry to break the sad mood but i just pulled my tampon out a little too fast and the biggest blood clot i have ever seen popped out onto the floor. just had to get that ..
Pink sugar cookies …are the best . They smile !
Speaking of abortion I just gave birth to an 8-pound 6-ounce s***!
My alcoholic ex came round with her obese sister who has enormous t***. We all got wrecked together before my ex passed out on the sofa. I started get hard looking ..
I wish I could just nonchalantly flash someone, I’d make eye contact and reveal my inner n***** though. The eye contact always fucks me over.
we went to the museum today with all our kids from our summer camp. he kept teasing me, brushing against me, squeezing my side, pushing himself onto me. he was looking ..
I was jerking off in the locker room showers at work in great wolf lodge because some girl kept teasing me swimming beside me in the pool playing with herself.. ..
At least my hammer toes are cured. They amputated the little sukers. Lol
You stubbed your toe? …lol…I had 3 of mine chopped off.
No one was on the school bus today except me and my best friend EJ. And we both have jerked off together at his house last weekend and we both had morning wood on the bud so he said ..
I JUST SAW A TWO MAN F****** ON SUNRISE, AT THE ROCKY SIDE OF SEA. I KEPT QUITE OFC. THEIR BODY IS FULL OF C** SHITS. BUT THEY’RE VERY HOT THO. I WISH I COULD ..
bat s*** crazy messy jesse . its not chicko noise its vomit check noise. potty trainging m lie coaching whimy hoaxes .
Depakote..is horrible. Its up there with the seraquel…I Dont recommend it .
WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! DJ Titus D makes his homecoming return for PRIDE, $2 for 1 Savoy ..
I’m gonna take a trip to Miami and split Corvallus cheeks if he gives me half of my gas money when I get there. Up next is the designated hitter, that big bossman ..