You think I don’t realize you dislike me? You only message me when you’re not busy with your friends or when you’ve been drinking. Please don’t contact me anymore; I won’t respond.

My wife takes ambien and loves her champagne and you could literally f****** slap her senseless and she wouldn’t budge at all in her sleep.

One drunken night myself with my neighbor I told him this which led to some X rated conversations in which I walked him inside...

I like B*** stuff, and finally got the nerve and desire top hire a F*****. I paid $300 for a session at her “dungeon” and went there to let her play with me and dominate me.

When I arrived, she ordered me to strip and spanked me with a whip...

I took a 3 pound s*** in the specimine bucket of a lab that tests poop samples then boxed it up and took it to UPS. They weighed it and started showing everyone around there and laughing. I took off. I think they know that they are poop samples. I...

Will you think it’s bizarre if I say that as a young 18 years old man I secretly enjoy when my mom caresses my belly and pokes my navel? I enjoy it so much that I beg her to put her finger inside my navel

I hosted Mucho Mancooch Monday this week at my alligator f-house and was hoping to split some Latino cheeks but instead a bunch of h**** latins came looking to split cheeks and I was the only bottom there!

My cis lady girlfriend came home and saw how red and...

I received a spam p*** email titled “what’s up pusssy punisher” and I became so aroused I went to the bathroom to masterbait.

The pope had a hairy and fragrant backsnatch. It was too hairy and fragrant for the current administration. JD Vance tried it and found it lacking. So he killed him. The pope was a big Cleo’s guy before.

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I fell off the wagon of s***** sobriety. I went on gay cam ti cam char and fucked myself anally witn a garden rake handle lubed with Vaseline. I did it while another guy watched. He said he was gay and liked watching. It made me excited and I started...

Going out after a divorce i dress prttyopenly shorter skirt low cut gouse etc etc I arrived at the home of a friend who introdused me to everyone as his girl It was nice but after afew drinks i was flrting and more.I went to the room with him and...

As I relive this experience , I sure fantasize about reliving it differently even though it was amazing at the time .
A younger male friend and a slightly younger girl were taking a trip down one of the paths in our strip of woods between the row houses...

PS your kunt is in the sink

I’m a 55 year old straight man but out of boredom I do random cam to cam with others (all similar bored h**** men) and strip tease and m********* live online.

Some people call me a j*** cowboy, some call me the gangster of cummm some people call me more sleaze, cuz my backsnatch is always open.. people talk about me baby, saying I’m a Jew who loves dongs but baby don’t worry don’t worry, cuz I’m right here at Cleo’s...

My Mom is so attractive, but she drinks a lot too. It is just me and her in our tiny Apt. When she comes home from work, she is usually drunk, I have got to get her in the door an undressed and in bed.

I used to just take...

My mother-in-law let me give her backdoor a scratch and sniff last night. My middle finger still smells like her chocolate star fish as I type this.

HOME “CHICKEN PILOT” – I AM SO PUCKING SICK OF THESE COCKROACHES AND ANTS MY MUM AND I BOUGHT SOME CORNFLOWER AND WE ARE GONNA HAVE OUR OWN CHICKEN PILOT FREAKING THROWING CONTEST HERE BECAUSE THE INSECTS WILL DIE WITH THE POWERS. SERIOUSLY, AFTER THE CYCLONE THIS IS DRIVING ME...

I am a CD and went into Lane Bryant (big women store) and was choosing lingerie for my self (bra and P#nties) and a plump sales lady comes up and asks if I know what size the lady needs. I reply, well she is pretty much my size.

She quickly...

have you ever heard of plumbers being paid to come in and fix your shower and change your toilet while you and your family are out secretly ?

lets chat about it if you have. how do you describe it to police or significant others who are too blinded to...

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Their u go Corvallus finally respecting the superior black man! Bout time your cracker azz learned some dam respect, next time he slammin yo girls a** you better polish it and call him Mr Sir and KING! I HAD A FEW HIGH GRAVITY BEERS AND WISH I WAS SLAMMIG SOME...

My plan was executed with ruthless efficiency. In the 36 hours leading up to my flight, I ate nothing except Indian, Mexican and Thai food. By time I boarded the aircraft my colon was afire, and I was ready to join the ranks of legendary defecators like Ewan McGregor and...

I am a crossdresser and go hiking on obscure hiking paths wearing only Lingerie. I rarely get seen or discovered so all is fine. Last week I got caught by a Ranger on the hiking trail.

He told me I could go to jail, and he handcuffed me. He asked...

Corvallus enjoys analsex with horses! He was the unidentified man in the emuclaw horse case.

The Enumclaw horsesex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; Douglas...

I knew there was something very wrong with me at a young age after when my teacher told everyone to pick friends for a group assignment. I was very popular so I picked all of my friends. Later the teacher asked me why I was talking to myself alone in...

I am a male. When I was about 15 years old me and my best friend (another male) got into our church when no one was around. We went into the basement area which was just as large as the church upstairs. We got into a large supply room that...

8 years ago my Mother In Law moved in with us. Last year my Wife passed away (her Daughter) and it was a hard year for both of us. We ended up on the couch watching TV together and sobbing over our loss. On more than one occasion we would...

My New Wife and I moved to Georgia from St Louis in December of 2020, Well we got Married in the Hot Summer of 2021 Well her Younger sister Shanda came down for the wedding Her husband and 3 boys stayed in St louis, Iv always been attracted to Shanda...

My ex-wife, Tisha, knew I wore thongs, knew I sometimes wore girls p******, and knew I liked to be spanked. What she did not know was that I was giving blowjobs to other guys while we were together. I would be so embarrassed if she ever found out.

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The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

My BF took me to a hotel to have some fun away from the Apt. He brought rope and paddles and a vibe. He told me to do as I am told and I would not be hurt… weird I thought but ok.

He stripped me to my bra and...

Ex wife used to sleep with another guy and then bring me home her cream pie. When I first told her that would turn me on, she got super h**** and the first time we did it I practically jazzed my pants when she came home all disheveled and I...

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The most important election issue for Canadians is trans rights!

Pronouns on passports now! Also, please place the parts-per-million of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere the year you were born in all your social media bios!

Lou Skunt (horse/horseself)
Born at 330 ppm

I saw my niece’s p**** when she was sleeping over on the couch and her nightgown rode up.

I took a bus ride across the states sat on the back of the bus in the corner to be alone so I can sleep. On one of the stops one lady decided to sit next to me and said hi handsome. I said thank you and went back to...

We recently went to a resort for the weekend. Once we had checked in, we had a few drinks at the bar, got chatting to a couple locals who invited us to the communal jacuzzi that evening, which we agreed to. We all got terribly drunk while we were in...