STEP STEP STEP. -Mr Aluminum Boot Bonnet.
Jay Leno as Thanos.
Yo yo yo your rap video isn’t official till it’s shotbydolo 🤣 🤣
Suspect Marmel is a cop I’m pretty sure.
EVERYONE WITH BALLS create a post listing all past confessions you’ve made and then linking your social media. I wanna see what some of yall look like. Especially ..
Mutahar makes me mutahard
i stuck a spoon up my ass earlier today and it was the dumbest idea i’ve had in a while. not the handle end. removal required zen focus. hurt like hell, actually. ..
When I first met my ex, he had a girlfriend. He told me that him and his girlfriend were going to end things sooner or later and that’s when I discovered I had feelings ..
There was a message from the administrator saying that not only were the comments disabled, but we were no longer allowed to swear! Well I say that for every day the comments ..
Long Beach Blue BMW 440i sedan on Fleming Drive. -Carspotter ®.
Rare Ford GT on Cummer Ave. -Carspotter.
I’m so hungry to wrap my lips around a tgal’s jizzle stick and suck her dry. They have the sweetest leche – Corvallus
I held his wife’s hand while he came inside me.
some people just lose it sometimes
Dumbledore wrapped his hair around my wand hehe -Harry Potter.
And Dumbledore said to me, if you want to pass, drop your pants. Enough chit chat. -Harry Potter.
A jhericurl hairdoo pops up slowly over the camel’s back Hehehe 12 hours later The owner of simply confess is falling asleep when the wind blows his door open ..
I went to an adult bookstore today and stuck my dick in the glory hole to get sucked off, but instead the guy in the next booth turned around and put my dick in his butt ..
Fat girl breast carving, I 100% approve! Making masks out of female skin, I 200% approve! Burning Muslims at 200 degrees Fahrenheit until their meat falls off their ..
cant believe there is a subreddit for pets stupid
Bart Simpson, can we go to Banana Republic, there is a manaquin there I have a crush on. -Milhouse Van Houten.
Weedmancanada****. first visit from weed man only $24.95. -Weed Man®.
Having not have sex in over a year, frustration led me to Tinder. After swiping left on all the ugly weirdos I came across one of my former university lecturers. ..
I’ve had unprotected sex with about 75 women in the last 20 years. No condome Ever. There are at least 34 children I know about that those women had. Often they ..
Hyundai Genesis coupe always parked at the Bayview shopping mall -Carspotter.
Hey, I’m back. Where was I? Oh yea, white women also give birth to the most retards. I mean white people in general are retarded but I mean like, retard retards. ..
They banned abortion bc white people birth rates are so low, they’ll be exinct in the next 200 years. White girls are whores & start having sex at 13 so they ..
I’m in college and always horny. At the pub last night I saw my high school science teacher Linda. I always wanted to fuck her because she was always nipping ..
I’m being Nat too
I just took a HUGE DUMP and I was thinking of you all while doing it!! It helped so much!
“Nat” reminds me of this woman I once saw on an online chatting website for teens and adults and the girl nickname had 3 letters too. Hmm. And the bitch was overweight ..
I’m a 23 year old woman, and I have an imaginary friend. It’s literally just Chris Farley. I know it’s weird, but he makes me feel safe and loved, ..
I was hit on again today this time by two guys. Being hit on is becoming a regular thing since I changed my makeup. The thrill I felt happened so fast. I ignored ..
Did you just say “LOL”??? As in, Lots Of Lolis?!?!?!?! CHO MO ALERT, CHO MO ALERT, GAS ANYONE WHO SAYS LOL
I want to exercise my abortion rights as a girl. I don’t even have a boyfriend or even really like guys, but I badly want to get pregnant just so I can get an abortion. ..
Lemme tell ya sumthin: make someone’s day and help the homeless. Simple things like giving em a cigarette can make all the difference in their lives. And who knows ..
Hyundai Genesis coupe at Money Mart. -Carspotter.
i literally went around hooking up with random guys i met on tinder through out the 4th sem of my college and no one knew about it ,not my friends , not my bff, ..
At 1pm I did 900mg of dxm spoke to my subconscious at 5pm cried for a bit, then played the wicks bounty fortnite ltm at like 10pm now it’s 11:16pm and I’m ..
Trump won’t release his tax returns because TAXATION IS THEFT
