Today I was at a barbecue at my grandmother started giggling and I asked her what was so funny andshe replied “everyone here is alive because i got laid”
I go to summer school… I end up finding out that 3 guys like me. Great right? Wrong, i;m not the one who does crushes. It makes me so uncomfterble. I hate ..
today i was at the hospital and i saw a cute guy with acast on his leg and my first thought was “this one cant run away.”
I was very hesitant to tell my father that I’m gay…in the end he reacted very well…but then I started feeling ashamed. There is this disgusting ..
To all the ‘nobody’ assholes who use to write like… nobody likes this, nobody wants that, nobody cares etc etc, … You unanimous bitches have ..
Over the past 30 years I have had this embarrassing fear of pants falling down in inappropriate ways. to counteract this measure; I thought of using clips of live ..
Every time I visit Walmart or Target I go straight to the electronics section and change all the wallpapers to Calum Hood. I’m sure the staff are tired of watching ..
My hatred of Jews never leaves my mind. I am being tormented. Inshallah.
It’s so scary to look at the news, see messages a man sent to a girl before murdering her, and realize the man you fear talks exactly like that. The same damn ..
Corporate slut = HR Slut is a contagious desease, need to have a process to filter out women from sluts. Looking at the effort made, Facebook should have a feature ..
bring the comments back you fucks
If someone texts you and you reply, “call me”, go fuck yourself. There’s a reason people use texting. It’s to avoid conversation.
i squeeze my penis when stressed etc
I don’t care about politics at all. It has always been toxic from the beginning and not good for our health.
Dear SimplyConfess people, Please enable comments again. Nobody likes them disabled. Sincerely, A frequent simplyconfess**** user Like this post if you agree so that ..
Jesus is dead
I love sexual talk with strangers on Secondlife.
today i went on thesaurus**** and typed in “ninjas”. Then the site said, “ninjas cannot be found.” well played, ninjas. well played
whenever I masturbate I’m too lazy to clean it up so I let is sit there and crust.
please forgive us for spaying a cat even if she is pregnant. may the god bless her
I hate babies and children
I hate you bitch.
You know how many people talk about how there are alot of starving children in Africa and claim they care about all that bullshit? If you care so goddamn much and claim ..
Ah bring the fucking comments back or I’ll sue your head off simplyconfess!
I’m 16 and I have 3 bodies but there where after I tuned 16 so within a year I slept with 3 people i didn’t cum not once and i feel like I don’t know if I actually ..
You are a child consider by the law until 18. To the 16 year old who’s into child porn technically you are still a child by the law so if you or someone younger ..
Leave the pedophiles alone. I am 12 and want to be fucked by old men
any woman that twerks or wears yoga pants is a whore. or wear makeup. etc
If you’re on the clock I’ll let you see my cock.
So you lied about being an older woman to a 20 year old and then you fucking feel bad and tell him the truth and he’s like “cool no problems” bitch if u don’t
Hey I’m the 16 year old and NEVERMIND. I cleared it with him. He likes me FUCK YOU AHAHAHAH
So I’m a 16 year old girl and I met this 20 year old online by pretending to be a 32 year old woman. I feel so bad because once I got to know him I actually like ..
Your fake you fool. Have fun being sour nut sack.
They not bringing the comments back any time soon LOL
this ain’t really a confession but I kinda want titties 😳
I’m feeling so distraught and fucked up lately it’s been hard for me to sleep or even be alive for that matter. I found out my ex girlfriend who I had been ..
If we can’t have comments could we at least have a new category – EMBARRASSING MOMENTS. I could kick of with some great ones.
Living paycheck to paycheck is killing me. I’m still trying pay off loans, my car, etc. It’s amazing I can even pay my rent. I have 3 jobs but nearly ..