My sister and I lost our virginity together when we were young. We were at a sleepover. We were all naive and discussing what little we knew about s**. A couple of the girls said they’d never try it until they were married. Another girl said she’d already done it. My friend and I were the only boys in the room. There were four girls. The girls expressed their curiosity about the size of the male p****, and they teased us about showing them. After a little bit of that, I agreed. I have never been very big, but they were excited to see it. We were all very young and inexperienced. I had never even masturbated before this. The girls started teasing each other about who was going to try it. One girl, said she’d try it with my friend,
When i was 15 my girlfriend who was 12 dared me to f*** her horse. So we put the mare into the yards and locked her into the run this held her in place. I could then climb up to the height of the mare. My gf lube my c*** with vaseline and i pushed it into the mare. I thought her v***** would be loose i was wrong it was muscly and tight. It gripped me right along my c***. It was really exciting and i didnt last long. My gf returned the favour by letting me finger her. That little girl was so k****/h****!
Jenna A habib in Alberta is a hog and disgusting abusive pig
Knife goes in, guts come out!
-Mr Knife.🔪
I’m broke, alone, humbled, heartbroken, disappointed, angry, full of sorrow with strained family ties, miss all my friends, got screwed out of my inheritance by the stepdad and is back down to square one.
Me, Don Shipley, Jocko Willink and Shawn Ryan were a special unit of the Navy Seals called the GUY-GRAVY SEALS.
We would infiltrate extremist cells where intelligence told us that a suckoff or backsnatch banging could gain us access. My specialty was Arabic and African terrorist organizations since I...
That was rude, that was really fücking rude. 🎶 🎵 😂 It lives rent free, I tell ya hwhat.
I’ll manage just fine without family interference. They need to go their separate ways as I do
can you lick an AI a**?
I think de-balling guys is actually good for their mental health and better for socialization in relationships. It turns the tiger tame. It takes the #too out of the #metoo. Everyone is better off. No one is getting abused. It is a peaceful transition that leads to love and opportunity...
THESE CULTUERS IN ARAB LANDS ETC AND ASIANS AND AFRICANAA’S NEED TO UNDERSTAND THEY DON’T COUNT AS MUCH AS WE WHITES DO. OUR WHITE CULTURE IS THE RIGHT WAY. END OF STORY. GO HOME POOFTERS WE NEVER WANTED YOUR WHINING ASSES HERE WE HATE YOUR GUTS. GET LOST DIRTY STUMB...
There is a report that Kayleigh McEhany of Fox News and formerly a White House Press Secretary privately castrated a boy who raped her in college. She cut off both his balls and left him as a gelding. She took of his ball sac too. I wonder if she had...
I don’t know if I can live with it near family anymore. Friends I have had for years are like my family, a real, true loving family to me. I miss them and they miss me, but I can’t come back there to live. Too expensive!.
Would Corvallus refuse a dogs load? I wonder if that’s apart of the whole “no loads refused” policy…
A$$hole, pr*ck, overgrown sh*tbag. I can think of other banes to call you but I don’t think I wouldn’t post it here at all. You really pissed me off and what you did was unforgivable.
sounds like d climbing a palm tree to have s** with it infront of everyone again. she will need to with her looks.
I was at the Museum of Fine Arts and I was in the men’s room and this ‘girl’ walked in, lifted ‘her’ dress and peed in the urinal. I was overcome with impulse and reached over and grabbed ‘her’ d***. I got insulted but she was gay and so was...
We give the over 60’s men a sildenafil tablet when they ask for a headache tablet, after 1 hour they fapping off in their rooms which we record on spy cams. lol
Call JG Wentworth 877 CASH NOW. If it’s stuck in my head it can be stuck in yours too. I’m the .001 germ that doesn’t go away 🫠 It’s okay. I miss posting about nothing for hours too. Comfortable in the abyss that is my unfortunate...
the yello moonie nursey shark with her r***-mobile came yesterday and left. she turns up when I bend downwards to w*** off. and she looks like chuck mason and hulken hero’s long haired rabbit shooting fat salt shaker. but I aint jelly next to her. she is mean and a...
My life has become so lame and boring. I want to drop acid this summer. have new adventures, dangerous fun. travel far away. f*** everything in sight. I feel like time is ticking.
I’ve been hearing a lot about medically assisted deaths for homelessness in Canada. Honestly… if someone offered me ‘MAID’ in that kind of situation… it would make me feel so cared for me. Like people don’t even give a s***. *THAT* would make me want to do maid, in itself....
F*** you Brenda. you dumb c***
Where’d that asspussy guy go?
what are you testing or who. what does that even mean your testing someone out? how fool you.
Hey it’s that me, that 15 year old who likes latina little girls from 6-12 years of age, for now on, whenever I see one that I like, I will take photos of them as memories and to pleasure myself to.
I just made a massive caca in my pants haha. -Poop Boy 416.
Every time I see a pedestrian in the road when there’s a perfectly good sidewalk, I seriously think about hitting them. I won’t, but I want to.
Why is it so important to people in power to control my feelings and desires? Don’t they realize we are as driven by s3xual needs as they are? Nobody coerced or gave me carnel knowledge it came from my DNA. I felt the need to share my g******* at an...
You were so cute dancing tonight. I just wanted to grab you and start f****** u.
Anyone else get the info chonkinese Gangnam sneaky ms corrupt virus updates? Microsoft n gate s of hell Billy the kid a red ragger ripping off certs
Our landlord tells us he has cameras in the bedroom and bathroom for security reasons, which we know is b*******. Me and my pawg a** girlfriend don’t mind being watched, so we put on a show for him and walk around naked knowing he is watching. We have a good...
I had a dispute with the nurse. She called her team who quickly put me in restraints. Then she and her little CNA decided to punish my co ck and balls to teach me my place. Her CNA held my erect co ck and spread the opening for the nurse....
that sutherland jerk at westpac is abusing me robbing my time away from lectures and I am sick of it. random boring guy thinks he can take life and my money and everything . you got another think coming loser. give it back to me and get lost. i never...
Katelyn from Kurkamart was fondling my man bun, tickling it good, so good I Pulled my d*** out of her a** and the c*um blasted onto her brothers shirt And into his eye while he was trynna film it for the gram. Stained his work shirt now hes gonna smell...
10 yrs since I’ve seen your scumbag a** Andrew. I wish the worst for u and your dirtbag ugly family
We have a party of 8 for dinner reservations tonight. the other 7 havent arrived yet. -A thoughtful skitzo.
As an older and retired man I have become engrossed in p*** between men. I am probably addicted. My wife is totally disengaged from marriage, her life is now her welfare work and her church family. I often wonder what she would think of her husband’s new found pastime.
I...
I’m thinking of joining a cult. I most likely won’t do it, tough, since I’ve heard some scary stories.
For he has risen, all who do not praise god will be burned in flames. I rose from the dead to punish your a** in life, afterlife eternity. -Evil Jesus.
I hired Bob The Builder for a job, his prices were higher than I expected. I couldn’t pay the full price for his services so he pulled out his box cutter and hacked off both of my ears and fed them to Lofty. He said if I didn’t pay before...
Recently our neighbor invited us around for a BBQ. After having supper, we had a few more drinks and we think he put something in our drinks because that made us sleepy. All I remember is opening my eyes on the lounge floor and my wife who had been stripped...
I hope cb rads gets your husbands to r*** your mouths to shut up you up from stalking me you cows.
Youre not a Virgin. You are not needed.