I read a posting from a few days ago about cousins making out years ago. It brought back some memories from my early teen years decades passed.

Back in the day I used to spend some of my summer vacation weeks staying with my grandparents. I had a female...

Are you attempting to silence me? I must respectfully request your utmost understanding. It appears there are conflicting perspectives at play; however, I will fortify my resolve while you may ultimately falter.

Can you guess which of my legs is the longest? my d***!

-Spider Man!

I have always been slutty but a few days ago was my first dog. So I was at this guys place and we were making out him taking off my p****** rubbing my p****. I got on all fours to blow him and his dog snuck up and mounted me....

Could I be a submissive in your apartment, acting as your punching bag? I would give you my life to manipulate as you see fit. I’m yours! 😊

If you’re interested, it’s perfectly okay to admit what you want. 💙 There’s no shame in being yourself.

Ah yes, it...

Last night while Bill was visiting the bathroom. I swiped my fingers through the freshly made cream pie. Then licked my fingers.

I let a hot blue eyed blonde named marley take a huge dump on me a few times and she absolutely loved doing it on me!

My wife works days and I work nights so Im home alone all day til time to leave for work. I spend most days in my garage tinkering with my classic car. A neighbor kid up the street is constantly riding his bike and coming in the garage following me...

Any horsehung niggars wanna come by for some MORNING MANCOOCH? The ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE opens early on Thursdays.

Money is a little tight so I can’t offer anything except Backsnatch, Newports and Farmer John breakfast sandwiches.

Hmu on bbrt

CORVALLUS

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I won’t find the answers I seek. I’ll talk with you if you ever change your mind. Until we meet again in another life, this is goodbye. Yes, it’s goodbye because I believe in parting on good terms. Even though I don’t always enforce this principle, I...

In my first job after college I had a coworker, a Mexican clerk in payroll, who was aggressive. I wasn’t used to that and she cornered me in the server room and put her hands down my pants and grabbed my d***. After giving me a b******, she lifted her...

My daddy and I have been experimenting s******* with bugs. He loves when I sweet talk little worms and beetles as they crawl on my b****. I’ve even sent him videos of worms on my c***. I get immense satisfaction out of it. Tiny, skittery legs running over my body,...

To the guy with cow-experiences: you’re not alone xD
but in my case it was the neighbours husky-girl.
I often watched her over the weekends when I was younger and she literally was the first one I had s***** experiences with. I never did such things later in...

My sister and I lost our virginity together when we were young. We were at a sleepover. We were all naive and discussing what little we knew about s**. A couple of the girls said they’d never try it until they were married. Another girl said she’d already done it....

My gf Brittany t left her lap top over at my house and I decided to snoop through her pics
I found some very hot pics of her naked with several of her besties
And some s***** pics of her and her friend Elizabeth h eating each other...

We moved into a small house after my father divorced my mother. From my window I could see into the master bedroom of the house next door. There was a huge mirror on the wall and I could see when the man had s** with toy boy next door. He...

When i get home from HS in the afternoon my Mom is at work until 6pm. So I hang out and do my homework and talk to my friends on the phone. The other day I got home and could not find my keys right away, a b******** Guy moved...

So my girlfriend who is 24-12 is really in love with me. I’m teaching her all forms of love. I’m looking for an older female to help her explore her bi side. Yes I’m older too.

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Mothers Day is nearly here, and it brings back great memories. My Mom and I started having s** when I was 14. I had broken both wrists in a bike accident, and need help for everything, get dressed, shower, even to pee. She was there for me and helped me...

Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, it was some p***, his first job in usa too lolz, we checked the cameras and it appeared...

Our parents were 60s hippies. They looked at the world different to most folks. When I was about 10 or 11 mom and dad got divorced. My sister who is three years older than me and I stayed with mom. We were wanting to go swimming one evening and asked...

I was 32 single, my sister was 34 and separated. We lived close to each other and both worked nights. After her separation she started dropping by my house. We started to open up sharing some of our deepest secrets, she told me she knew about me and our cousin...

Sing it with Mr F■CK CANADA!
Say it loud now, F■CK CANADA!
again! F■CK CANADA!

Land overrun by Pakis and Indians!
Land of universities full of Chinese!
F*** this Rotten country!

Sing it with Mr F■CK CANADA!
Say it loud now, F■CK CANADA!
again!...

That’s amazing. That’s like an ice cream man named, Cone.” The name Cohen isn’t pronounce Cone. It’s more like Coen, as in “Oh, Mr. Cohen, very nice man. He live on Park Avenue.” Never-the-less, I am amused.
-Kramer from Seinfeld.

when we were kids my kid sister and I used to perform oral s** on each other. I would lick her chubby, hairless p**** and she would take my c*** in her mouth and s*** on it for me. I taught her to lick the underside of the head of...

We have a party of 8 for dinner reservations tonight. the other 7 havent arrived yet. -A thoughtful skitzo.

I got home after school and threw on some gym shorts and a t-shirt and was watching #orn on my PC. I was really getting into it and the Ring Doorbell went off, I checked my phone and it was the hot wife from the house next to us. So...

I heard the lady in the next Apt calling for help for like 20 minutes. I finally got up after finishing a blunt to see what all the hollaring was about. I knocked on her door and she cried out please come in, please help me.

So I walk into...

Come sit on my lap b*tch.
After that last drink I fell down and sh*t outta my azz all over my suit.
And your Easter photo is gonna have my massive b0ner in it.
Do you think complaining to mall management can make my life any worse?...

I am a single female just turned 21 years old and my stepdad and I were home alone celebrating my birthday.My mom was out of town working so it was just me and him.We had a nice supper and started playing cards and drinking. Now I had never been much...

Only somebody sick fantasy ? Today I read a confession: I took my daughter’s virginity ,he took virginity of my daughter .My daughter Dorothee had 12 th birthday ,and at the end of birthday party my friend came to take home his daughter. Mireille is three months younger .A hour...

who is eli

14 was a very good year. I got my first b******. I returned the favor.

I seduced my best friend by stripping down to my girlfriends p******, and giving him a lap dance. He showed me how to s*** his d***, and I swallowed his c** while he took lots of pics

I’m a guy back when in the days I got curious about mom’s thing, like the sanitary belt and pads. I was trying it on it felt good, I put on her bra and underwear. I was walking around the house and suddenly my dad came in the house. I...

Hey my simply confess people Corvallus back after a short absence — my cis girlfriend’s bull Jermerious suspended my Internet privileges for a week because of my bad attitude and I kept talking about how much I hate Donald Trump and it was annoying my girlfriend.

He made me...

I have to tell. I was with some friends over the weekend and we had too much to drink and this one guy put it on me and we ended up having s**. Now I say this, I am a guy too, so having s** means he had s** with...

Wife and I met a young man on vacation and did naughty things!

Mom and Dad have an open marriage, they go out on alternating nights instead of together. Dad started teasing me about wanting to do Mom when he caught me peeping at her though the bathroom window when I was 11. That was takin effect on me when I was 13,...

Many years ago I was only 14 and my virgin sister 17 . One afternoon we were alone at home when she called me to her room . When I opened the door I had the surprise of my life . I’m sorry the English isn’t my first language and...