Pure Energy (whats on your mind)
Aspirin
relish on a hotdog
bread sticks
the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE is OPEN!!! I can even come out there and meet you, park behind La Carreta and message me
Corvallus or always open Allen where you crackers at when a BLACK KING needs his damn salad tossed?!
Ive had a long drive and my rear end is painin and stanking. I need a white in south Florida to lick my damn backsnatch, better lick my damn Tootsie roll machine ..
NEVERMIND INTERNET MY GF IS BACK, I LOVE HER SM
Last night went out to dinner with my bestie . It wasn’t planed but we were picked up by two business men . They were staying close by . We walked there . One guy had a double ..
P.S. His son touched me as we were sitting on a bench in a park, and the part when he pounded me and I rubbed his d*** happened in the hallway of my building. Right ..
I guy I recently started dating gave me his number. We’ve been texting on IG. Went on two dates. He tried contacting me, but lately I’ve been struggling ..
I been having a wonderful time in Florida. Today my slammermobile got fixed and I hit the interstate and stopped at the first rest area I seen. Walked out into the woods ..
Did that cat in the hat act get you far?
OOOOOOOOHHHHH WEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT DAT BOOTAY!!
Barbra ate my son’s sons diapers after tacobell
No wonder you keep buying underwear buy the good ones not cheap easy ones like every woman in your life. I thought he’s just getting fat, there’s a few things ..
I’m gonna put my damn c*** between a bun and make you eat it Breedo!!
Corvo Breedo I’m heading to Miami my damn jalopy broke down near Tallahassee. I’m heading down to slam your cheeks pronto. And don’t be downgrading ..
WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! For the last week of Pride we have a special treat SAMWELL ..
Yesterday I stuck around after Billy’s birthday party . We ended up in the spare bedroom in the basement . I undressed then laid down and started m*********** ..
Need me a set of white cheeks in Tallahassee, no maxicans or gooks please! No fat matt’s or hairy Larry’s! I ain’t got no car so you gotta come ..
Nobody answering who put me in this targeted program???
I f****** love the way most young teenage girls’ breasts look. Nice and perky and firm, with big pink puffy n******. Mmmmmm delicious
I SLAM CHEEKS!
I have been f****** my 50 years old aunt since 2016, almost 6 years, on the back of my uncle and cousins. No one suspects anything. I also have a girlfriend but sometimes ..
Jerked off driving down the interstate and a couple of people slowed down to video me. Felt good. I’m a teen and love showing off my d*** in public. Going to j******* ..
Had to drive a friend to work this morning and had morning wood the whole ride. He took a vid of my b**** poking in my shorts and then we got to some road work so he told ..
Dear Boss, I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. ..
We went on a school overnight trip and I went on a *trip* because I ate some berry in the forest and was tripping balls for the whole evening and no one noticed
My damn g ride still broken in this wack a** town. Got me staying at the damn motel six and I don’t see no whites around here all greasy maxicans seems like.
one time i farted super loud in gym class in like 7th grade and let me tell you it was the stinkiest juiciest fart ive ever farted in my entire life and everyone ..
Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at sexy4.cam/nena
I live in a s***** apartment so that means spiders EVERYWHERE, and I hate them and that means especially in the toilet or in the bathroom in general. You can’t ..
I slept with 3 different guys in 3 days. Good way to start the week. Guy 1 was a crush I like. Had a few too many drinks. But good to know we feel the same. Guy two was former ..
F****** priceless that the same s*** who ruined the marriage of the last guy and this (currently married) man posts quotes about religion and about not judging her. ..
My friends and I were at a party and ended up getting in the pool. When we got out and was drunk af we all chilled in our boxers and briefs on the couch and when ..
I think the most surprising thing about jacking off the horse was the amount of s****.
i loved f****** your stinky a** back in the day, i would walk around the whole day not washing my d*** just so i may inhale the fumes.
My damn car broke down but I’m getting it repaired and going to Miami to smoke reefer sticks drink high gravity beers and slam cheeks.