My friend think I’m 30 years old when I’m really 35. I’m scared to tell them the truth about my age and then lose my friends I’ve been having ..
Truth I am a monster. I have lied to myself and others for so long I truly believed I was someone else. I lied, I’ve been lying to everyone I love and every one who loved ..
I’ve been lying about being a virgin. Truth be told, I’ve been a bad, bad girl. Mother Mary would be ashamed of me. First I did a shit ton of cocaine and then ..
Mr Mulberry here looking to play in your briar patch in into all types of humans all fun bits are good to me will you be my blumpkin baster tonight?
My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message. I am mad as hell that the PGA has cancelled it’s tournament at Trump National Golf Club!!! I want a recount ..
of course there is a hell. just find someone who has seen death in different various stages of death and then came back. they are all too eager to share where they ..
I wish every time someone asked how I’m doing, I could be honest about how much I want to scream and hide in bed all day.
when I was six I told my best friend to show his dick to me he did then i told my other friends they told my mom I don’t my mom they lied I got away with it
What insurrection?? Insurrection is that Star Trek movie. My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.
I’ve still got some tricks up my sleeve, I will NOT be leaving the White House!!! My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.
Yesterday during lunch at school . I sat with the regular’s . One of my class mates brought up the topic of hand jobs and sucking dick . I was worried about ..
(You) don’t. have the nuts3that’s why she looks my direction upon arrival all aboard mf. “I have a girlfriend aged 20 she has an ex boyfriend with ..
i lied about being molested
Everybody thinks I´m straight, but i meet reguarly with a guy to give him blowjobs. He has a girlfriend but she doesn´t do oral on him. I love the feeling to be used ..
I told Ivanka I’d take her down into “The Bunker” if she’d give me a golden shower!! My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.
When I was a kid I used to hang out after games at the Orange Bowl and get used like a Teddy Ruxbin by the Marks Brothers, Ferrell Edmunds, Bruce Hardy, and a bunch ..
early on in my marriage i had a stupid affair with one of my friend’s partners it lasted a few months. Now as my son gets older im pretty sure my husband is not the father. ..
A lie is lie its true. That true is always a lie, yes its true but not the true lie.
Best friend never lied behind my back
So I lied. I’m very glad I did it because it got my thick 20 year old, 8 inch cock doing all kinds of wonderful things into – and around a very clean, ..
The Covid-19 vaccine was NOT released until AFTER the election on purpose!!! My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.
Before I go, I’m going to give myself a bunch of pardons. My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.
What are all my kids going to do when we lose our jobs? My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.
Everything I say is a lie, but if I say I’m lying, does that make it the truth?? My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.
I have “ALWAYS” told the truth about everything!!! My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.
It was just a dream.
Corvallus is an octaroon
I have these imaginary friends but I believe they exist, and I love them so much, I feel like I’m stuck in a lie. I also sometimes see a big city in red and orange ..
I’m dating a guy that has dark skin. I wouldn’t say that he’s black, but he’s definitely darker than anyone in my family. He’s part ..
I don’t care what anyone says, I won the election!!! My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.
I would be lying if I said that since I was 14 until now, 11 years later, I have not had sex with 38 young, attractive, slender girls between the ages of 11 and 15. I know ..
I’m over it.
i am NOT swag
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GONNA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM THE BEAST AND YOUR THE MASTER LET THE POPPERS SET U FREE SET U FREE
I can never tell my roommate but the way she treats her cat disgusts me. She locks her cat in the bathroom when the cat is being too crazy, yet only plays with her cat once ..
I am the jizzle that will fill your hole and then drip away The nightly cum is for you. I am the day, I will slurp away.