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My sister and I lost our virginity together when we were young. We were at a sleepover. We were all naive and discussing what little we knew about s**. A couple of the girls said they’d never try it until they were married. Another girl said she’d already done it. My friend and I were the only boys in the room. There were four girls. The girls expressed their curiosity about the size of the male p****, and they teased us about showing them. After a little bit of that, I agreed. I have never been very big, but they were excited to see it. We were all very young and inexperienced. I had never even masturbated before this. The girls started teasing each other about who was going to try it. One girl, said she’d try it with my friend,

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My Mother and father and my mother’s sister and I went to Las Vegas 4 ,5 days. The First day we all when our own ways to do our own thing. I forgot something in my room. When I Was looking for it a heard a noise coming from the room my mother and father had. I remembered that I had unlock the door from my room and there’s. I peaked in the room and there was dad f****** the s*** out of my mother sister. He was going to town on her and she was loving it. I could hear her telling me dad f*** her harder and she was getting off like a rocket. I took a short video of them f****** on the bed then they moved over to the chair and auntie was on top of dad f****** him really good. I could hear him telling her that he was c****** again. So I Went Down to where mom was and told her what I saw. She looked at me and said no way I showed her the videos I had tapped. She couldn’t beleave it. She looked at me and said let’s go to your room. So Me and my mother took off all our clothes and we started f******. I came inside her 5 times and she said to me that she hadn’t had Orgasms like that ever before. She wanted more. We went down to the casino floor and started hitting everything. I was sitting next to my mother and she got up and said let’s go to your room again. We made love the second time. The First Time was just f******. My mom looked at me and said you are the best lover I have ever had. She Came 4 more times and she was so wet. We f*** all the time now we just hide it from everyone. When My dad would go out of town me and my mother fucked and made love as much as we could. My Mother Was a great f*** and lover.

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It’s funny.
When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now!

But for me.
It started off with a simple.
HA
HA
HA
HA

And it ended with...

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I swear to you on my 20 years of selling propane and propane accessories that my dog and I are not racist!
We can’t have that dog running amok biting every Black person she sees.
It makes us look like ignorant rednecks. Oh, and it’s bad for Black...

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Look at your little birdy arms. They’re no thicker than a cigarette.
I could smoke them little arms you f*****!

-Hank Hill aka King of the hill

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I swear to you!
On my 20 years of selling propane and propane accessories, that my dog and I are not racist!

-Hank Hill aka King of the hill.

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I swear to you on my 20 years of selling propane and propane accessories that my dog and I are not racist!!!

-Hank Hill aka King of the hill

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This isn’t our jensen.
In our universe timeliness an alternative jensen is a rock band.
In this new world it is a person that we don’t know, hence the name.

-an alternative jensen

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Hitler was wrong.

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I’m doing okay.

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My sensors indicate you are gay.
My programming is absolute.
Verdict.
You are into D I C K S

-Super Gay Giant Robot.

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I just made a massive caca in my pants haha.
-Poop Boy 416.

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I was this close🤏 this fuckn close🤏
To cutting all your hair off💇‍♀️bald
While you slept🤷‍♂️like a hoe
Kylie from Scotland you bald b****☺️
-Electronic Shaver.

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Motherfuckar I’m iLL.
-Lil Wayne.

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Teach a nigguh the alphabets starting with B.
Bap Bap Bap.
-Santasquad100.

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Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You...

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this mortal form has grown weak i need sustenance, I crave human meat
-Thor God of Thunder.

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Fitted cap with my shades on, Macho man randy savage.

-Harvey Stripes.

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In the vast expanse of the multiverse, a legendary entity roamed, known as Devorath, the Devourer of Worlds. This behemoth traversed the cosmos, driven by an insatiable hunger for the very fabric of reality. Cities, planets, and entire galaxies trembled at the mere mention of its name.
Devorath’s origin...

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Harry Potter, all you have to do if you want to know, is show me your P*enis , I meant scar!

-Voldemort.

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this mortal form has grown weak
i need sustenance
-Thor God of Thunder. ✨️

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Sing it with Mr F■CK CANADA!
Say it loud now, F■CK CANADA!
again! F■CK CANADA!

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This is now the F*** CANADA forum!
Canada s****!
Prices so high you’d sh*t yourself.
$200k for a parking spot in a condo.
No houses below $2 million.
No condos below $1.3 million.
No jobs.
The fucken Indians invaded by the millions.
...

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In eastern european tis’ not gay to play with another mans man bun. your daughter fondles my meat stick while I tickle Tonys man bun. Tis’ male bonding experience you american garbage. -The adventures of man bun milos.

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READ THE TRUTH BEFORE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS DELETES IT!
What if Jurassic park actually happened in real life?
What If Isla Nublar was a real place on earth.
The Truth may shock you.
What if Jurassic park was actually a documentary .
It turns out the...

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I hired Bob The Builder for a job, his prices were higher than I expected. I couldn’t pay the full price for his services so he pulled out his box cutter and hacked off both of my ears and fed them to Lofty. He said if I didn’t pay before...

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you do not exist without me letting you. in this and all universes I could snap my fingers and you wouldnt exist. -Thanos the mad titan .

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Let’s make this easy for you my n*gga. Good labor is cheap, i could pull your splene out and sell it for more than you are worth-Bitchlifeaintabeach

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Meet us at “the location” at O 900 Zulu, and bring “the b****”.
Make sure you aren’t followed

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Hub

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They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years...

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have you heard? the so called Pope has died, and Pope Francis, his soul is mine.
-Demon Kane.

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Only one of these statements is a lie.
I’m from Boone County West Virginia.
Momma gave me my first B*******.
My Dad got my youngest sister pregnant twice.
My Momma gave all my brothers a b******* cuz Dad dared her.
Momma and Dad would be...

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Eggs have gone up in price, but there is good news.
We can make a trade.
Slice off both your ears for 6 eggs.
Or the heart of your grandma for 12.
-Evil Easter Bunny.

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Did anyone else realize that by changing the Jumanji franchise so the characters get sucked into the game (rather than the game entering the real world, like the original), they just made Jungle Tron?
Now TRON: ARES is becoming Computer Jumanji
Every time I watch Jumanji from now...

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DataWraiths are digitized elite hacker users, mercenaries hired by fCon to create havoc in computer systems around the world, steal top-secret data, and destroy the databases of fCon’s competitors. The greater plan was to have them go as far as stealing state secrets, blackmail world leaders, and manipulate global media...

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For f*** sakes, have you seen the price of eggs this Easter?
Instead of giving eggs for your Easter egg hunt I’m gonna come to your rich, posh, luxurious and heist your eggs and rob your fridge.
Gimme your eggs🔪

-Evil Easter Bunny.

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in my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

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The price of eggs has gone up,
So the price to play an Easter egg hunt has gone up.
Your first born son is the price.
A sacrifice to the devil
-Evil Easter Bunny.

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Mothafuca let me explain to you after ny vodka is done, my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

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in my country, somewhere how you say eastern Europe. it is not gay to play with another mans man bun — such as you weak American men twirl each others p*nis like a joystick on fighter jet.
I will twirl your man bun to my hearts desire and s***...

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told your biggest n**** that if he wanted to f*** around ge could get the baseball bat experience. $the f*** around gang$

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