I just made a massive caca in my pants haha.
-Poop Boy 416.

I was this close🤏 this fuckn close🤏
To cutting all your hair off💇‍♀️bald
While you slept🤷‍♂️like a hoe
Kylie from Scotland you bald b****☺️
-Electronic Shaver.

Motherfuckar I’m iLL.
-Lil Wayne.

Teach a nigguh the alphabets starting with B.
Bap Bap Bap.
-Santasquad100.

Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You...

this mortal form has grown weak i need sustenance, I crave human meat
-Thor God of Thunder.

Fitted cap with my shades on, Macho man randy savage.

-Harvey Stripes.

In the vast expanse of the multiverse, a legendary entity roamed, known as Devorath, the Devourer of Worlds. This behemoth traversed the cosmos, driven by an insatiable hunger for the very fabric of reality. Cities, planets, and entire galaxies trembled at the mere mention of its name.
Devorath’s origin...

Harry Potter, all you have to do if you want to know, is show me your P*enis , I meant scar!

-Voldemort.

this mortal form has grown weak
i need sustenance
-Thor God of Thunder. ✨️

Sing it with Mr F■CK CANADA!
Say it loud now, F■CK CANADA!
again! F■CK CANADA!

This is now the F*** CANADA forum!
Canada s****!
Prices so high you’d sh*t yourself.
$200k for a parking spot in a condo.
No houses below $2 million.
No condos below $1.3 million.
No jobs.
The fucken Indians invaded by the millions.
...

In eastern european tis’ not gay to play with another mans man bun. your daughter fondles my meat stick while I tickle Tonys man bun. Tis’ male bonding experience you american garbage. -The adventures of man bun milos.

READ THE TRUTH BEFORE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS DELETES IT!
What if Jurassic park actually happened in real life?
What If Isla Nublar was a real place on earth.
The Truth may shock you.
What if Jurassic park was actually a documentary .
It turns out the...

I hired Bob The Builder for a job, his prices were higher than I expected. I couldn’t pay the full price for his services so he pulled out his box cutter and hacked off both of my ears and fed them to Lofty. He said if I didn’t pay before...

you do not exist without me letting you. in this and all universes I could snap my fingers and you wouldnt exist. -Thanos the mad titan .

Let’s make this easy for you my n*gga. Good labor is cheap, i could pull your splene out and sell it for more than you are worth-Bitchlifeaintabeach

Meet us at “the location” at O 900 Zulu, and bring “the b****”.
Make sure you aren’t followed

Hub

They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years...

have you heard? the so called Pope has died, and Pope Francis, his soul is mine.
-Demon Kane.

Only one of these statements is a lie.
I’m from Boone County West Virginia.
Momma gave me my first B*******.
My Dad got my youngest sister pregnant twice.
My Momma gave all my brothers a b******* cuz Dad dared her.
Momma and Dad would be...

Eggs have gone up in price, but there is good news.
We can make a trade.
Slice off both your ears for 6 eggs.
Or the heart of your grandma for 12.
-Evil Easter Bunny.

Did anyone else realize that by changing the Jumanji franchise so the characters get sucked into the game (rather than the game entering the real world, like the original), they just made Jungle Tron?
Now TRON: ARES is becoming Computer Jumanji
Every time I watch Jumanji from now...

DataWraiths are digitized elite hacker users, mercenaries hired by fCon to create havoc in computer systems around the world, steal top-secret data, and destroy the databases of fCon’s competitors. The greater plan was to have them go as far as stealing state secrets, blackmail world leaders, and manipulate global media...

For f*** sakes, have you seen the price of eggs this Easter?
Instead of giving eggs for your Easter egg hunt I’m gonna come to your rich, posh, luxurious and heist your eggs and rob your fridge.
Gimme your eggs🔪

-Evil Easter Bunny.

in my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

The price of eggs has gone up,
So the price to play an Easter egg hunt has gone up.
Your first born son is the price.
A sacrifice to the devil
-Evil Easter Bunny.

Mothafuca let me explain to you after ny vodka is done, my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

in my country, somewhere how you say eastern Europe. it is not gay to play with another mans man bun — such as you weak American men twirl each others p*nis like a joystick on fighter jet.
I will twirl your man bun to my hearts desire and s***...

told your biggest n**** that if he wanted to f*** around ge could get the baseball bat experience. $the f*** around gang$

Serenity now….

Insanity later……….

-Lloyd Braun.

its an easter egg hunt and nothing is off limits so lets Open up your a** hole so we can reach inside your intestines, is that a baby floating around or a chocolate easter egg in your ovaries? either way easter bunny eats all. i have a craving for eggs,...

I bet you wonder what those easter eggs are painted with? Look down, do you see the blood gushing out of your stomach. thats what we use for paint. organic human based paint. -Evil Easter Bunny.

uhh uhh uhh hump hump hump fuc fuc fuc thats the sound of me humpin your fucken couch. and b*tch i left a j*izz stain on your couch. -Real life skitso.

I knew you’d like these Easter eggs, for the last 12 months I’ve been stalking you, and going through your garbage and recipts. Happy Easter
-Creeper bunny.

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

In this animated film, five sentient household appliances — Toaster, Blanky, Radio, Lampy and a vacuum cleaner named Kirby — living in an abandoned cabin have grown lonely. Longing to reunite with their owner, a young man named Rob, the appliances set off on a harrowing trek through the wilderness,...

I just sent my mother to the hospital for trying to kill herself, but tbh I wish I let her die

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