I lied my way into a teaching job at a major British university more than twenty years ago. Far from holding a Ph.D, in fact I hold no more than four CSE’s.

I am now a senior lecturer. Neither my spouse nor any of my colleagues know the truth....

I was helping my sister move a cabinet yesterday and the back of my hand grazed her breast.

It was only a brief contact but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since and want to ask her to let me play with them.

i have 365 facebook friends but i have no one to talk to 😛 how ironic

All thse disturbing images and i can’t get them out.

All thse disturbing images and i can’t get them out.

A little tip for you guys out there, women don’t like excuses. If you piss us off and want to diffuse us, apologize and ask if there is something you can do to make up for it.

I’m obsessed with pregnant bellies and I think I’m gonna r*** a pregnant woman.

Sometimes when my boyfriend has friends over and they all play video games, I log into the router and reset it, so all the games disconnect and they’ll pay attention to me.

I’m still a virgin and never been kissed. I’m 19 and 3/4 of the time I wish I wasn’t. I don’t know just sometimes I get frustrated for thinking that it’s a bad thing. I have no clue anymore.

I actually started to like U2.

I want to get a tattoo, and I have a ton planned out but I can’t decide which one I want to get first. I just need help with life right now. I don’t know what to do with my life anymore!!

I hate that I feel this way, but I feel like I am a much better nurse than most of the nurses I’ve worked with/met/etc. This is not really because I’m the smartest/most experiences or whatever… I actually talk to my patients. I actually CARE about them. My patients apologize...

I feel like my life is going nowhere fast. I’m in love with a girl who’s starting a relationship with someone else. Her life is exponentially better by the day and I sit and watch as I wallow in sorrow. She was the only part of my life that made...

Sometimes I wonder if there will ever be peace for me. I even go as far as to think death might be easier and more peaceful than anything I’ll endure while I’m alive.

Help :[

I have the worst kind of addiction. It’s not chemical, its not substance.
It’s p***, and its the worst kinds. I’m trying to help myself get off of this ridiculous
addiction, because it’s too much, and there’s no need for an addiction like this.
It’s...

LADIES..

how old r u and what is ur bra size?

I’m so annoyed she is bossy and things have to be her way. It’s my money too in her acct and she acts like it her money and paying for my stuff. What a b****. I can’t tell anyone so just have to let it out by this. Hope it...

When I was 25 I met a 16 yr old g****** myspace who was a huge Nirvana fan. She said she would give me a bj if I gave her all my old Nirvana tshirts.

Best head I ever had lol. She even swallowed

Im sorry I made you cry on your birthday. You didnt deserve that, bobody does.

You are so lucky I didnt dive across that table tonight and stab you right in your c*** throat. You had no right to say what you did and I dont give a s*** if we were in a restaurant or not; but im the f****** bad guy…so f****** typical.

I am Odtenbre, the God of Hatred and Wrath and Order. I seek to rid the world of anyone who carelessly start wars and destroy each other. I was once revered and worshiped by ancient tribes who sought after the same ideals, but my religion, shrines and temples have been...

No female is too good to show her t***.

When I was around age seven, I made fun of a girl who was older than me. I did it because I wanted to laugh and make people laugh. I did it because she had these big, bulging eyes. Her name was a number in spanish. I used to pull...

I have a GF of over a year and a half. My old high school sweetheart and I met up as friends but things escalated. I ended up kissing her cheek and neck…and now I feel horrible. I love my current GF, and I want to be with her. Yet...

I was asked such a stupid question today. Some girl literally asks me,” So is it a religion or belief that makes Asians short or something?” Are you f****** kidding me? And then she said no offense after. Wtf?! I told her it was all about genes and not some...

I will likely never be a father due in part to me waiting until we were “ready.” This makes me feel like less of a man, and that a lot of what I’ve learned and experienced will be lost forever.

A man dies twice. Once when he breathes his last...

Im getting really scared because school is in one more week, and i am just terrfied about it, Everyday i get my a** iced, every day i get insulted and humilated and i dont want to do it again. Im a 15 yr old (turning 16 on September 9) and...

I’m in love with my best friend, and he’s a guy and so am I.

When I was 2… I was raped by a relative who was 13-14. It was the first time that I EVER spent the night at my Auntie’s(Father’s side) house. Truth is… I wasn’t scared of what he was doing nor did I find it odd. In fact, I thought it...

When my wife goes to work in the mornings , I wait till she’s long gone, then dress in her pantyhose and p****** , and w*** away 🙂

While on vacation , my husband went on a fishing tour for 12 hours and left me behind at the Condo. He doesn’t know that I had s** with two ,in while he was gone.

I’ve been drooling and jacking off over the new night elf male model in World of Warcraft.

i want to die there is nothing worth living for anymore other then my cats and shopping, and there is nothing else to look forward to. someone wants to kill me since i was a child when i was kidnapped and i just wish the cunts would kill me.

I’m a straight male. I’m obsessed with being effeminate. I’ve considered taking estrogen. I want to do whatever it takes to be as feminine as possible.
I wear makeup and I talk in a girly way. I walk very ladylike. I want to be less masculine, I want to...

I hooked up with you, gave you the best s** of your life, and you gave me at least 3 orgasms. Please don’t just walk away. Please miss me. I deleted your number and blocked you, but really I just want you to want me back. Even if you only...

I cheated on my fiancee with a boy i dont even like. He fucked me and then left without another word. I feel used but I know im the one who initiated the whole affair. I feel completely empty and useless.

I have s** with my step daughter almost every night before her mother comes home. I don’t regret any of it.

i started seeing my friends girlfriend behind his back about a year ago and he still has no idea.

I dont know what i have been feeling lately i have just been feeling empty as though something is missing. I want to cry and just release everything that I’m felling but how do I tell them without knowing whats going on. When they ask whats wrong, why are you...

I dont know what i have been feeling lately i have just been feeling empty as though something is missing. I want to cry and just release everything that I’m felling but how do I tell them without knowing whats going on. When they ask whats wrong, why are you...