Life is so short – and only happens once. And yet, I waste sooooo much time on meaningless crap. Like the internet! Come on…. just pull yourself together. Any minute wasted is a minute lost!

When I first went to college and was actually focusing, there was this man there who went completely under my radar until we had presented our introductory speeches. When he presented his, I found out he was 30 to my 20, a father, a separated couple, and a marine.

Well,...

My little sisters boyfriend

This last weekend I had s** with my little sister’s black boyfriend. I’m 22 and he’s 16…been dating my sister for a few months now. My parents hate him cause they think he’s a little thug but I’ve always been ok with him..We’ve talked before....

My friends grand dad has demetia, he thinks I’m his wife. I let him hug and kiss me. Its the least I can do.

WHY CAN’T THEY JUST PISS OFF?

It’s really not worth it to date a really attractive woman. The stress of every man she meets hitting on her relentlessly will drive anyone insane. And regardless of how hard you try or how much you love her, it’s only a matter of time before some jackass comes along...

I’m so jealous of children and young teenagers, they’re so playful, innocent and always want to have fun. Besides kids and teens look great. I envy their youth.
I wish people trusted me more. Everyone trusts kids. I’m obsessed with their youth and what it’s like to be young....

I told you I was going away for 3 months but in reality, I just don’t know how to tell you its over

Roommate moves out this month, I’m never having roommates again!

Aaaaaa i hate my sister she is the popular girl in school she have big b**** she know how to cook she is excellent in sport and all other subjects her voice is awesome and she is beautiful she have lots of friends and all my friends just talk about...

I wonder if some day you would regret losing me.

I met this guy when I was on vacation and i really liked him and I think he liked me. Anyway we were talking and the conversation ended with him saing so you dont need a boyfriend. Which is not how I feel but I didnt say nothing about that...

I am a p*** addict.

Ik heb mijn derde jaar hoger onderwijs afgerond. Ik begin over enkele weken aan mijn vierde jaar. Maar eerlijk gezegd heb ik nog niets bereikt. Dit is mijn tweede studiekeuze en hoewel ik het liever doe dan het vorige kan ik niet wachten tot ik er allemaal vanaf ben. Ik...

Polygamy.

I fell in love with a coworker. It wasn’t until he was leaving to go to the airport for a vacation that it hit me. I started worrying about his trip and then I said to myself Why am I worrying so much? He isn’t my husband, brother, or a...

My friend’s dad always looks down my cleavage. I pretend not to notice, but I admit I make sure he enjoys it.

I’d been after this girl who lives 3 apartments down for several months. Had no luck at all. However, her M*** mom was quite willing. Mom has been visiting me several nights a week. I think her daughter is now jealous.

My roommate the moron. Has money to buy new shoes. Doesn’t have money for the electric bill. People need to get past women beong frivilous with their spending. I have NEVER been around a man who knows how to manage money. EVER. Not my exhusband or any guy I’ve been...

Is there a god?

Dear lord and Jesus christ, forgive me for I have sinned Many times and I am a wretched sinner; Lord Jesus and my father in heaven mercy on my soul. I even think that I’m not forgivable. I worshipped money, objects, worldly items, and among other things in my heart...

If you would have said six weeks ago, I would have slept with five different men other than my husband, I would have told you, you were one stupid, deluded and sorry assed person. Over hearing the last part of a telephone conversation my husband Ray was having with a...

A late night train, a sleeping husband and lots of wine drunken over the course of a very long day, saw me staring at a young man who’d taken his c*** out and was m***********. I was very nervous at first looking over at him across the trains last carridge,...

A late night train, a sleeping husband and lots of wine drunken over the course of a very long day, saw me staring at a young man who’d taken his c*** out and was m***********. I was very nervous at first looking over at him across the trains last carridge,...

My friend started acting bitchy all of a sudden. I spent the whole night thinking about the things I did that might’ve upset her but nothing rings a bell. In fact, I was really nice to her before she acted really hostile towards me. Everything I say, she would say...

f****** d*** used me twelve times and lied to me. Didn’t tell me he was using me to cheat on his girlfriend. He doesn’t know I know about her. She doesn’t know about me. I don’t know if I should tell her, maybe it’d hurt her more, which I don’t...

I wanna see some SMURFS! Some G******* SMURFS! Why are SMURFS NEVER ON!!! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS !! SMURFS...

Dear God, You already know. amen

I recently split with my long term partner and he quickly moved on to somebody else and I have had i********** with him twice whilst he is in this relationship . I can’t help but feel he still wants me and I resent the other female as she took him...

I am the biggest sinner in the world.Even death is ran away from me.I have tried hard to death.But I fail every time.Actually I have lost my money ,family relation, varginity and my cofidence because of money and woman.now i am nothing but a vessel.waiting for die.losing everything is not...

F*** you Cartoon Network!!! God I’m sick of CN advertising their stupid a** hug force s*** on every channel I watch!!! F*** HUGS ABD F*** YOU!

So, I’m a young man who’s going to leave his country because I’m going to follow my dream of becoming a chef. I’ll be gone in a week, so I began to say goodbye to everyone that I care about.

First I began with my crush; I travel a long...

So I’ve been looking into religion lately and I’ve found that many atheists seem to be angry at theists for believing in it. They mostly rant on and on about how “they know the truth” and how people who believe in God are either retarded, brainwashed, or evil. They constantly...

hormones race uncontrollably, you know when you are at that point of being turned on you will not think and can do some pretty stupid things, well here goes nothing.
I have committed acts of ***, not the full on or anything close, but acts indeed. And i am...

Like, this is F****** B*******!!!!!!!!!! Why do computers need RAM, why does there be speed? WHAT THE F*** IS THIS STUPID A** MOTHERFUCKING S***!!!!???!??!?!??? I mean, if you think about it, really carefully, computer could’ve been the best thing in the world. No coding and this b*******. I mean, if...

Like, this is F****** B*******!!!!!!!!!! Why do computers need RAM, why does there be speed? WHAT THE F*** IS THIS STUPID A** MOTHERFUCKING S***!!!!???!??!?!??? I mean, if you think about it, really carefully, computer could’ve been the best thing in the world. No coding and this b*******. I mean, if...

I consider myself a faithful believer, I now fully serve the lord and my faith is in him and his commandments but i will lie if i said i did not have my fair share of skeletons in the closet. I believe i need to only confess my sings to...

Hi, I’m 18 years old and I’m a sinner… I’ve lied, I’ve lust, I’ve envied, I’ve fornicated, I’ve abominated. Sighs! I always thought why do I have to be this person.. I’ve always tried to b a good person and done a good deed but I’m young and everyday I...

I should be flattered, but it’s getting kind of annoying. Your wife has been after me for almost A YEAR!!! Don’t get me wrong, she’s built nice, pretty face, and fun to be around, but damn, open your eyes!!! She texts me while she, and I are, at work. She...

I love people. I love spending time with people and getting to know them and learning about their life and how their experiences have affected their outlook on life, and their dislikes, their likes, what would be the best thing to say to them on the worst night of...