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I just took such a massive dump, I had to squat over the toilet and pick it out with my hands to allow it to fit through my a******. There was no way it was coming out otherwise. I’ve never seen anything so big come out my a**. Now my...

Our neighbors let their dog crap in our yard, and they don’t clean it up. They also don’t keep their dog on a leash despite the leash law. But I’m afraid to call the cops or file a complaint with the landlord because we’re the new people on the street...

The amount of homework I have to catch up on makes me want to kill myself

Actually being legally blind, you’d think I wouldn’t be denied disability. I don’t WANT to be legally blind, dammit. I WANT to work. I wish I didn’t NEED financial help from the government. But of course, the government doesn’t think I actually need it. I really feel like just giving...

I lie to my mom and my friends

You tell me it’s inevitable, the end of your marriage. That I am not the cause, only the catalyst. I want to believe you, but I never wanted to be the catalyst either. Why did I have to fall in love with you? Why didn’t I just walk away when...

I’m into b********* and I’ve been trying to get my dog to f*** me does anyone know what knotting feels like

I love how if you say you don’t like One Direction, 5SoS, Justin Bieber, etc., you are attacked by those who like it. If you say you don’t like Nickelback or metal, you are applauded and if you actually like them, insulted and aren’t able to defend yourself.

I find it disturbing how everything is casual these days. Our president is appearing on comedy game shows. News headlines use words like ‘epic’ and ‘awesome’. It’s the age of the internet, but it seems nothing is taken seriously anymore. People are so worried about looking uptight that they’d rather...

I am very dissatisfied with my life. I have a lot I should be grateful for but I still feel small and unimportant. My girlfriend fucks with my head constantly. I am so tense it drives me crazy. I obsess over drugs and s** and anything to get out of...

Sometimes I don’t wash my hands in the bathroom, but I will run water and crunch paper towels if someone is in a stall.

I tell him my leg was giving me difficulty while m***********, which initiates the most pleasurable experience for over 3 and a half hours on May 12th. I tell him I wish he could watch me. He asks me where I was and tells me he’s in town and is...

I’m 19 years old..and I have hate n my heart for a lot of people I’m my life of whom I shud love…I’m angry bekuz tha last 3 years of high skool where okay on the outside but @ home..my life was falling apart…my parents argue over money,my mom took...

it all began when i walked in the house where she was staying, she called me to bring some groceries around but didnt give a time as when to bring them, so i walked in the house and couldnt see Her, but i heard the shower runnning so i thought...

i have had an eating disorder for a very long time, and keep blaming my dramatic weight loss on sickness. i am in love equally with two guys who mean the world to me. i tried to kill myself recently and got admitted into the psych ward in hospital.. both...

I am sick of hearing 15 year olds talk about how awful their lives are and how much they want to kill themselves…seriously it is not that hard to just jump off a tall building. If you are depressed and serious about killing youself then get some proper counselling. You...

I recently found modelling photos of myself when I was 16. I was slender, with clear, porcelain skin, an innocent face, long brown hair – I was the epitomy of the young girl next door. I had never drunk, never had s** nor taken drugs. I’m now almost 31 and...

my bestfriend had the hottest girlfriend, but he didnt know how to f*** her, she would always complain to me, he was the only person she’s ever slept with but she knew it should be better. On the other hand my best mate allways used to rub her in my...

I’m married 11 years with 2 great kids. Been having trouble in marriage, some of it my doing, some of it wife’s. Trying to make it work. Met a great woman online. Have tons in common. She is very supportive of me working out my marriage. Trouble is, I want...

Two years ago when I lived with my abusive ex I cheated on him with the manager from my work. My manager had a girlfriend of four years who he was also cheating on, & the entire affair lasted about eight months on & off. It ended in May 2009,...

I love her so much that even talking to her on the phone brings tears of joy to my eyes and gives me an erection, and I realize as we hang up that I’ve been hugging and stroking my pillow as I talk to her. She is my true love,...

i am being blackmailed by my girlfriends sister for s**.
it all started about four years back before i meet my girlfreind. on a night out with the lads i meet an older woman than myself, and it ended up with us sleeping together. it was not a one...

I am a twenty-nine-year-old, recently divorced mother of two teenaged daughters aged nine and eleven. I also have an elder sister who has three teenaged sons, aged from eleven to fifteen. There has always been frequent contact between our families, and my sister’s sons have always been regular visitors to...

I have been married for 34 years, I have never been able to get enough s**. I was exposed to s** when I was 10 by a 15 year ol girl. She used to get me hard then rub her gentials over my p**** then put it in herself until...

I have had s** with 5 women in three days and that does not include my wife! I can’t get enough, its all I ever think about! I m********* at least 4 times a week and fantasise about doing it with a yummy lady at work who is divorced. she...

It’s obvious that we can use the sunlight to expand helium inside a transparent piston, and use the expansion to lift a tank of water!

Why people don’t steal my idea?

Someone please steal my idea!

Don’t you see? The best way to generate electricity from the sun is using...

Stopping at normal portions is impossible…ten servings is all that satisfies but not till throwing it all up.

So when you’re so ticked about something you tell your little nephew to whip you then the niece cheers him on then later it became your biggest regret ever…yeah, that was me.

I really hate my dog. She was my first. I picked her up off the street and gave her a home, envisioning adventures, companionship, and the american dream. But the truth is, she’s terrible and I’m selfish. I want peace and quiet and a clean house. She’s neurotic and whines...

I’m a cutter. And everyone thinks I cut because I am depressed. That’s not why. I cut because I f****** love the feeling of the cut, and watching the blood roll down my arm.

I remember this one time where I almost choked a some guy to death. He was a few years older than me (Which was the best part) and taller. He was spreading rumors about people and once he told the cops that my friend tried to sell him weed. So...

I looked at p*** today. God set me free and heal me. Be my hope

I am starting to think that there is no God…and that scares me.

Today I dropped a used paper towel on the floor of a public bathroom and didn’t pick it up. Someone saw me, and I felt ashamed.
This is not how a responsible adult should behave and it’s very uncharacteristic of me. I feel weak and guilty.

I have a family that i love to death, and friends i love more than anything. I am smart and everyone says im going to have a great future ahead of me. Im beautiful and confident and happy….and yet somehow i cant stop cutting myself.

Well ugly beggers can’t be choosers! within the narcissistic catholic confines… and i was told by catholics that i was big enough and ugly enough to not need love or help over being s******* abused as a child anyway.

was blocked on my cousins facebook who f*** and date the rich and famous and i told my psychologist i didn’t want to beg them to part of there special f****** club… i was not pretty enough to be fucked by anyone or for them to invite me to...

I was an awkward teen in the 80s. No money for anything but crap clothes. Bad teeth. No social life. Nothing. My sister, 1 yr older, was very pretty and popular, cheerleader, that route. She was able to borrow nice clothes from friends, lots of boyfriends, etc. I thought she...

Today I realised that you don’t care about me at all, I’m just a body to you. I was stupid enough to love you. I had hoped we might actually have a future together. To you, it was just s**.

I hate you.