I just realized if you eat a whole moonpie then drink a root beer. the wax like film on the roof of your mouth makes it foam. so cool

needed something to lighten the mood

I cheated on my wife

Ugh now I know why TRUU confessions was so popular. They weed out the cruddy confessions: the unnecessary dirty stuff, (a little is fine but some of the stuff on here is from kids getting a kick out of saying a dirty word out loud, tee hee aren’t I naughty...

I have broken up with my girlfriend of 2 years. When we were in a relationship, I told every girl I met / befriended that I am single. Now that I am really single, I have plenty of choices to pick from. No wonder I don’t feel heart broken lol..

My social anxiety is completely isolating me from everyone I care about. People think I don’t like them because I don’t talk to them but it’s not because I don’t like them its because I can’t breathe or even focus on what they’re saying. Everyone is such good friends with...

tough love – let em hang til the crows eat their rotting flesh….

i am glad i let cha hang to show ya i loved ya hanging shitting ya dacks like a dirty pig in a squeeky voice. glad i let ya hang s*** face.

I am in love with the girl who got away from me almost two years ago. My current girlfriend has no clue that I want this girl so bad. I will end up hurting people no matter what..

I don’t fit in anywhere.

I go on this website and love all my followers.
I mean it when I call them my family members.
I know it’s silly, but I do care about everyone.
I can’t lose anyone again.
I CAN’T.

I go on this website and love all my followers.
I mean it when I call them my family members.
I know it’s silly, but I do care about everyone.
I can’t lose anyone again.
I CAN’T.

I dream that one day he will wake up and realize how much I love him. I don’t know how much longer I will be able to be okay with the fact that he is leaving and I am stuck in limbo. It was saddening to realize that I was...

i fell over and accidentally inserted my erect p**** into him

I know you’re trouble, and flirt with lots of girls. I can’t stop thinking of you, and wish I went out with you when I had the chance. Even if you are a total douche I can’t stop thinking about you.

PUNISHMENT TO ALL IS THE MEANS OF MY LOVE…

It makes me frustrated that someone I’ve worked with in the past who is a truly awful person is succeeding in their field. I’d always thought that the world was at least a little bit fair.

Most of the time I’m fine, and then there’s times that I can’t stand to live through the next hour. There’s no change except in my mind. I’m on four medications after over a decade of trial and error; I’ve got a mystery physical illness and a real, “mild” mental...

I wish I didn’t have the jail phone number memorized. It is hard to deal with a young man with mental health issues. As a mother it is hard to be proud of a child who struggles so much. I don,t know if it will ever change.

Why are the achievements of women who choose not to have children seem so insignificant to their families compared to someone having another baby? I made that choice so I could achieve my goals for my life and career, but anything I achieve will never mean as much to my...

I worked my way through college by taking care of handicapped kids for wealthy families. I am a fairly big and strong guy, so the families loved me because I could life their children in and out of their wheelchairs with ease.

I also got to see the effect...

Life is a sick joke.

I am almost 34, married my first girlfriend (we met when I was 21), and I have never had a complete b******. She’s only gone down on me about a dozen times, and it’s always been just a few minutes. It’s always an opening act – never the main event....

Forgive me, for I have sinned. Many months ago, I committed s***** acts of my cousin of 8 & I was 12. Twas mainly when he was asleep, dry h****** (is what it’s usually called) and my finger within the walls of his bottomside & gently touching his front portion…..I...

I’m getting so sick of having to strain to see. Every day is a chore because of my worsening eyesight. Someone can be standing five feet away from me, and their face is a blur. I can’t read their expressions. This makes it difficult to interact with people. I don’t...

I hate the mods on my forum. They are buzzkills and they think they are God.

This one mod is especially bad. She gave me warnings that I did not deserve and many other people got the same warnings for the same reason. They were all good people. It...

Stop asking me to lay on your f****** lap, I don’t want your d*** you pervert. Pull it out and I’m cutting it off! My cousin wouldn’t do it and neither will I…

I accidentally broke the sonic screwdriver that my friend gave to me on my birthday when it fell out of my backpack and someone ran it over. I still haven’t told her.

school makes me want to kill myself.

I was standing with my Color Guard team to accept our championship award. There were 17 Guard teams there. I looked over to my right to see a girl from another school and she looked beautiful in her costume. Then, I was the cuts on her wrists and knew what...

I don’t how meet her she is not Interest me I want just meet her and only want to say sorry but this life is getting too busy oh god just help me to meet her

I could have been married and having kids by now, like all the rest of my high school classmates. I haven’t found anybody that woułd make a good partner in crime though. I’m still young, I know. I’m just wondering if I should even keep looking right now. I’m sure...

I’m on a destructive path, and to be honest I like it right now. I know I have to correct it soon, but I want to enjoy the ride a little longer.

I avtar am using marijuanan as blackmail to exactt revenge on god. Forgiv3 us I amnthinking to much of ladies at temple. Need only current moment not past or future

i got betrayed by this girl, 3 times!! each time she gave an excuse and i accepted it.. the last time she broke up, i just let her go.. few months later she called me up and then insisted we be friends and then i agreed.. now few days back...

I avtar confess I lust anger greeds attaches and have pride I live in past and future and need not concern self with what others might think of us doing community service at temple. I dobt want nothing but truth not fals3 hood of maya. Ego

I regret having protected s** with my boyfriend … Everything seems to be going wrong right now, I’m too young to be going through this. What if I am truly pregnant. I would never know what to do with myself. I am about to give up on everything. I am...

I am having s** for money and I can’t stop. I don’t know what to do. I feel like killing myself because of the amount of guilt I am carrying. Even though I know it’s wrong and I want to stop, I can’t stop because of the money I am...

I want to show my love to my ex. But I don’t want to feel hurt again. She cheated on me and apologized. And wanting me back. But I DO NOT want to get back with her because I don’t want any more lies.

So I really want to give...

I’m loosing my mind…

it has been so HARD meeting so many s****** incompetent people in this life’s journey…