I FUCKEN SHOW THE FUCKEN EASTER BUNNY A LITTLE FUCKEN APPRECIATION AFTER HE LEAVES SOME PALE XTC PILL GOODIES UNDER THE IVY VINE …

I’m in love with my boyfriend.. We’ve been dating for two years now, but I recently found out that he’s been replying and sending/receiving pictures to/from s***** ads on Craigslist (posts like “need a lollipop to s*** and f***,” “f*** buddies,” and “good time s*** and f***”).

(He had...

I tap my newborn baby to make her cry

The day that you actually take interest in what I want to tell you is the day I’ll really listen to you.

The day that you actually take interest in what I want to tell you is the day I’ll really listen to you.

I gave you some so that you could have a chance to “release,” and what do you do? You go on and tell me about girls you liked and ones that liked you when you were younger.

I’m h****, I always am. I’m 21 year old girl and m********* daily. I keep looking guys and girls online just to have cybersex and send them n*** pics but when I have the chance, I’m too afraid to have s**.

a celebrity has just announced he is suffering from a terrible illness. I am glad because he molested me when i was 13 years old. He took me to a fancy place to eat and ordered me champagne. 3 glasses. I could barely hold up my head. Then he took...

So I see you have moved on. Well the girl is pretty, she looks like your favorite p*** star so I see where the attraction comes from. And she’s definitely an upgrade from your ex cause she was just not cutting you could’ve done so much better. But in between...

I finally got a phone after a year of being without, and what’s the first f****** thing I do with it? (within half an hour of getting it?)

LOCK MYSELF THE F*** OUT.

you can all wait 33 years for a relationship like I have had to… f*** the lot of ya you useless turds. you all got time up ya sleeves and buns in the oven making pretty with sluts and bums.

next stop is my go!

I f****** can’t take it anymore. It has been almost 10 months now. I thought what we had was special. I know you are too young to know what love is but how in the f*** can you say I treated you like s*** when all I tried to do...

I keep telling guys to strike while the iron is hot with me and to do things my way and they never do, then after they have insulted me they wonder why I loose interest before we even start. You can’t treat people like s*** and expect love.

i have not looked at you all day, have you noticed that?

i see people on dating sites as scuz s*** ants waiting to be hand picked and eaten or walked on. most of them are idiots, liars and cheats on spouces or partners and fake IDs and either rapists or pedophiles. I am sick of sleeze bags.

in future i want everything explained about yourself in less then 10 words and I will give people 3 minutes or its not worth explaining at all.

I have a friend who never has any money. I used to feel sorry for her but, after taking her out to eat, helping her pay for her kid’s fees for camp, letting her go on girl scout expenses, etc. etc. etc. she sends me a picture from her trip...

i dreamed i was holding a gun and had just shot my sister dead and my mom was crying and i was going to shoot her next

My parents are racist and homophobic so i can’t let them meet my friends because they’re all either black or gay :/
They think I have no friends and make fun of me

I’m a sociopath

I think I am falling in love with someone new from another country and I am changing in so many ways I can’t keep up with the feelings.

SO WHAT

I went to a store and I payed for everything and when I got out I realized she didn’t charge me for something

I live off s*** street 🙂

A LIFE TO RENT; WHO IS LIVING MY LIFE TODAY?

I dont find the death penalty to be barbaric. I think its a logical punishment and people allow their emotions cloud their judgement. If someone committed a crime so heinous that they should be locked away for life I think it would be easier to just hang them from tree...

WHO IS LIVING MY LIFE TODAY?

please remember on this website and in this world – its not what is happening around you that counts but how you respond to it. But we are all human so what the f*** does that simply parody mean b****!

SOME PEOPLE ON HERE SHOULD BE IN PRISON

No, David, you were not gentrified out of your building. You still own your building and the online tax assessor’s tool says the value on it hasn’t increased.

You closed your business because you were serving alcohol to teenagers. You are solely responsible for irresponsibly running it into the ground....

Everyone dropped out of your critique group because you make nothing, your assessments are not helpful, and you have the worst taste. That’s why. If you see more value in an empty card box than a Van Gogh, you need to shut the f*** up and stop calling yourself a...

I hope karma deals you a big old sloppy paper plate of cold turd sandwich, you obnoxious, talentless, lying, fat c***.

I am the only child to my parents who have struggled really hard to feed me. They’ve done all in their power to make me happy. I belong to a simple, orthodox family. My parents are proud of me. However, I’ve cheated them. I am 24 years old (single) and...

I’m a gay witch and I don’t give a damn.

Why do people want to hang out with me? Please, just say hello and then go away.
You can talk to me but I really don’t want to share my space with you for over 5 minutes.
It’s just how I am, I’d rather be alone, no visitors....

i really love someone. its really first time i my life that i m attracted to someone so much that just wanna see her face every day, i can spend my time just watch her. but reality is i cant tell her that i love her. its very hard for...

Our story isn’t over yet, I know we will be together again.

It doesn’t feel real that I’m leaving yet. I have no idea how to handle it yet. I have never gone on a trip like this alone before.

I thought he was going to kiss me. I wish he had. Maybe when I come back something will change.

We were talking about when I leave and if I find someone while I’m gone, he tells me he will always be in my life. I told him I could run away from him, he told me he isn’t easy to get rid of. I love him, and I wish...