you can put the cuffs away officer. my grandma isnt murdered shes taking a nap in a dirt hole in the backyard
-seth meyers
theres a solution to overpopulation, mass immigration, poverty, and starving people. human meat feeds the population, while lowering the above minorities into healthy food, hence saving the world 🌎
SCP Foundation
I strongly suggest that every kid be given an iPhone, to make!
Jimmy Carr, edge of comedy tour
