When I was like 4 years old or something, my mom was preparing my lunch for school! So then I saw my granny and my sis in the balcony doing something idk, so I genuinely thought it was a great idea to f****** lock the balcony door, then my mom held my hand and took me to school, then my granny and my sis was locked in the balcony the temperature outside was 45 degrees which was hot as f***, and they stayed out there until my mom picked me up from school
If I get caught I’ll be f/u.cked, I’m freelance and I charged a client for work that didn’t happen. Only for $20. My wife and I just had a baby, money is short and the company is a huge corporate one, one of the biggest in the world. I hope they don’t look into it.
If anyone has Lunar Client (minecraft) and is down to just start a survival world lmk!! preferably EST but CST works too
crafdy is my dc user
i just want friends man..
When my Sisters inspect my co ck and balls they tell me that Mother is going to have me de-balled and put an end to my stiff hard co ck. They said Mother will have me transitioned into a girl. They roll and squeeze my balls to make me suffer and wish I didn’t have balls and make me beg them to castrate me.
I thought about who would be good a castrating me. I made a list. I think Kira Nerys on Deep Space Nine would be good to castrate me. She can be very strict and stern like my Sisters and Mother. I think she would take her time and enjoy herself emasculating me.
I also think T’pol from Star Trek enterprise would be an excellent choice to de-ball me. She is very detached, unemotional and she would be very matter of fact as she removes each ball for her collection. She would ignore my pain and suffering and slowly proceed to neuter me. She would be very satisfied to have my balls.
My last choice would be Keira Knightley of Pirates of the Caribbean. She is Jewess and I read that Jewish girls are good at castrations. Especially de-balling a goyim boy like me. I think she would also have a good time cutting off my balls.
I wish Mother would have my balls removed. I hope she has the whole sac cut off too so I can be a happy boy.
I wish my suicide attempts as a teen succeeded. I convinced myself to stay until I was at least 25 to see if things could get better before my brain was fully formed. They didn’t, they haven’t, they never will. Whoever thinks it’s better to have loved and lost is...
Little boys who abuse their birdie need to be circumcised. Their co.ck must be cut nice and tight to discourage abusing it. Their circumcision should be an event to remember. Preferably all recorded on video. Preferably without any anesthesia. Done very slowly so the boy can fully experience and appreciate...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel, feel so paper-thin Like a house of cards, one blow from cavin’ in? Do you ever feel already buried deep? Six feet under screams, but...
Blue BMW M2 Coupe at Alex Cafe, Gütersloh Germany 🇩🇪
GERMANCARSPOTTER
6th minute 6th hour 6th day 6th month
6 6 6 6
Malafus aka 1930
my meat clever would have to disagree with you..
-Jacob goodnight
my brother huffs computer air duster and I hope one day it kills him because he is a burden on our entire family and my parents would be better off with him dead
The devils reign has begun
Fortunately for me, my girlfriend likes to give han.djobs and play with my co.ck. What drives me crazy is she always instantly stops as soon as it starts to c.u.m. At the first sign of twitching, pulsating or moaning she lets go and won’t rub it anymore. She sits there...
I’m 18 and I got a girl pregnant in first week of uni. We got carried away and nature took its course
She’s now 32 weeks and I’m scared but seeing her pregnant belly makes me really happy
My wife and I went to Vegas with my parents and stayed there for 4days. We were at breakfast and we all decided to do our own thing for one day there. Right after breakfast I got up and told mom and dad and my wife I’ll see you all...
Girl with a tongue piercing in Gütersloh Germany 🇩🇪
Piercingspotter
I’m sorry you were born into a loser bloodline and then married into another one. Not my responsibility
SHUT THE F*** UP you huge stupid howler apes- ;; if you can’t tell (bc you have autism) NO ONE finds you cute or wants your “turkey” you stupid diseased turkey-tards.
You are DISGUSTING- huge ugly and smelly.
And child predators too.
That was only one of the most embarrassing...
So yesterday, this girl told me my peni isn’t big enough to be offensive. Now I’m thinking that wasn’t a compliment
I learned how to french or tongue kiss as well as I do from my hot older sister. I mentioned liking how she said words with th in them, like thh-anks, and that the rolled off her tongue s***. That became her asking if I’d like to feel her tongue...
Stop letting chinese into canada FUCKKK CANADA!!!
Stop all Chinese in canada
I’m not going to spend my time pretending it’s normal or ok to let autistic adults take everything I say out of context for their gross masturbatory fodder.
And trying to blame it on a tiny little girl is inexcusable and insane.
No, they’re going to the hell they deserve.
I was watching a video on YouTube filmed in my city in 2000. A kid made a noise and it scared my cat here in 2026. It’s funny how this kid frozen in time, who will be in their 30’s today, made a sound and it carried 26 years through...
BMW i8 at Düsseldorf Königsallee in Germany 🇩🇪
what would you say if I move to Gütersloh? I like it more than dus
Stupid ugly apes in the zoo. They want to cling, cling, cling. Why me??? I am not your caretaker!
Why do the ret@rds always have to cling to me?
How do I get rid of them for good, I have tried everything for years and years.
I’m happier...
Re: “I wish to meet you I wish to talk to you I wish to fix everything
AGAIN.” Are you that I am talking to? Pls, gimme a hint. I can’t live without you.
I s*** being a person but I try to be one. I wanted to see all my old friends but all I had were bitter feelings about seeing anyone. So if you want to see me answer here in 3 days at 1:48 pm and I’ll find you. -Laurence...
I wish to meet you I wish to talk to you I wish to fix everything
AGAIN.
#Resonance
“তুই কিভাবে পারিস সব ভুলে বেঁচে থাকতে? আমাকেও শিখিয়ে দে না রে! আমিও তোর মতো সব ভুলে দিব্যি বেঁচে থাকবো”
Please best friend can we meet today😍🙈I’m in gütersloh for days now. I don’t have any plans only want to see u and hug u
makes you think your in a garden center –
dotty from PGA Tour
i like this girl SHE IS SO GODAM PRETTY HER EYES ARE BLUE SHES BLOND AND SHE IS SO KIND SHE MADE ME A BRACELETS!!!! but shes aerosexual so our relationship would be hard to understand w eachother. i really just want to hug her and make her mine
I’ve dreamed about marrying Julia in the future.
This knife is named after my EX-WIFE. Because she was a sharp pain in the back 🔪
Mr Knife 🔪
F****** annoying bikers taking up the street. motorcycles included. I want to f****** hit them
I cheated on my boyfriend for no other reason than I was bored at work so I gave a cute guy in my department a BJ. I’m getting married this year….
The standard lease and your rights 2 The standard lease and your rights Residential tenancies in Ontario are governed by the Residential Tenancies Act, 2006 (the act). This document is available in multiple languages to help landlords and tenants understand and complete the Standard Form...
I don’t know what happened these days. These days, I only talk about the past people, situations, traumas, and/or memories from the past. I was talking to my sister about my childhood trauma, and she reacted differently. I can understand her different reaction. If someone keeps repeating the same thing...
cops like to cause trouble
I’m a woman, 33 yo, not from Europe
I like doing solo traveling, heavily around europe I slept with different nationalities, and collecting it like a pokemon
I got a phone call from my son.He was in a fight with his wife , and he wanted to come over and talk. He wanted my opinion on what they were fighting about. Well, he ended up staying with me the other night.And getting go back home. He told...
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
