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Stupid ugly apes in the zoo. They want to cling, cling, cling. Why me??? I am not your caretaker!

Why do the ret@rds always have to cling to me?

How do I get rid of them for good, I have tried everything for years and years.

I’m happier now than ever- and I’m not going to spend every day training stupid, huge, drooling hairy stinky ape-women.

Get your own lives 👏

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