I want to s*** on your pelvic bone until you become aroused and then swirl my tongue around your belly button.

You’re so s*** and have perfect lips.

I still look at the facebook profile of my ex. I deleted every photo of us and I have no thoughts of getting back together with her. We were on again, off again, for three years. We even had the most amicable, perfect breakup. Then, we got back together because...

THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY. YOU ARE NOT S*** TO ME, LITTLE MAN.

Cat got your tongue, David? Tell me what is it that makes you walk on water? Am I supposed to bow down to you? You might as well forget about it, I bow to nobody. The President has more respect for people than you. Don’t project your delusions on me.

I was in Jr. High school when this happened. There was a girl I had a crush on but was too shy to do anything about. I also got picked on a lot. Once she was giving a presentation to the class and I started cutting up and making fun...

I started seeing things out of the corner of my eye a few months ago…at first it was tolerable and mildly annoying but now it’s a major pain in the a**. I’m terrified of bugs in general and at least 5 times a day I see bugs crawling on me...

I get h**** for short thick young women with small t*** and big asses. Kinda the pear shaped type! Like this c*** Brittany I know. She’s gonna be having her fourth baby after I knock her up!

I think I am paranoid I am being tracked online. The funny thing is I don’t give a s*** because the worst the people could ever do to me is make me THE HAPPIEST F****** PERSON I HAVE BEEN IN OVER 3 YEARS!!!! Don’t let the legality of the whole...

Hannah I’m gonna j******* to pictures of your hot body tonight! Someday soon I’ll put my c** where it should go…your tight c***!

Theres not really a big whole story to it. I gave my best friends dad a b******* 4 times! I wanna tell my friend but it’ll ruin what we have. soo guilty :/

I’m a very deep sleeper and my wife usually s**** me off to arouse me in the morning. Well she is gone for the month and my 24 year old daughter has been staying with us. I sleep in the n*** and well…this morning I woke up as I usually...

I have delusions of grandeur and think I’m special or important for some reason. When people feed these delusions I shrug them off and fake humility while feeding off the recognition. In my good moments I stick back and try not to stand out and when I’m bad I subtlety...

I have delusions of grandeur and think I’m special or important for some reason. When people feed these delusions I shrug them off and fake humility while feeding off the recognition. In my good moments I stick back and try not to stand out and when I’m bad I subtlety...

I wanna chew on your n****** like a dog with a new rawhide. I wanna smack your a** until it’s red. I want to t******* c*** on your lips, and s*** your c*** like it’s a little d*** until you drench my face. Then I never want to see you...

I’ve been so f****** paranoid at night lately . My anxiety has soared through the roof while I’m sitting alone in the dark and I see people walk by my window. Ugh. Then I grab the phone and scurry around the house like a mouse and watch them to see...

If I’m nearly same age as her, I probably will make a move on her, she is so beautiful.

I have a fantasy that I would be laying on a bed and slowly I would gain weight until I became immobile from being so obese. At this time I would o***** over and over again until all the weight was gone

I avtar pahal am p*** looker masturbater

My mother is too controlling over me. I want to get out of the house, but she won’t let me. I don’t wanna end up like her.

My mother is too controlling over me. I want to get out of the house, but she won’t let me. I don’t wanna end up like her.

I feel like crap. I don’t want to go to bed. I don’t want to go to my doctor’s appointment tomorrow. I just want to crawl in a hole and hide for the next 3 months.

As I get older, and my body slowly gets weaker, I find myself thinking of good places to die. I mean, I’m in my 30s, and I have about 30 years left, if I am lucky. But still. Today, for example, I was with my kids at a playground, which...

I wish i could do some things by myself… Today i wanted to go to Galleria mall to see and maybe buy some stuff but i didn’t because i can’t drive (i don’t have a lincense yet and my passport hasnt arrived yet and i need it). I wish i...

I confess that I wish my crush would come over and take a shower with me

Why do I love people who don’t love me?

I want to spoon underneath the blanket with you during the winter when the heater burns out and indulge in horror films.

I work in starbucks and whenever a customer is mean to me I make their coffee EXTRA hot. Mmmmm burn the tip of that tounge

I work in starbucks and whenever a customer is mean to me I make their coffee EXTRA hot. Mmmmm burn the tip of that tounge

i want us to be able to do all the things other couples can do. i want you to kiss my neck and sit me on a counter top and touch me and feel me all over and kiss me and i want to run my fingers through your hair...

i want us to be able to do all the things other couples can do. i want you to kiss my neck and sit me on a counter top and touch me and feel me all over and kiss me and i want to run my fingers through your hair...

I love my cats but they get on my nerves at times. CAN I PLEASE GET SOME WORK DONE WITHOUT YOU POUNCING ON THE BED LIKE RABBITS AND DISTRACTING ME. ? lol

I confess that I wish my crush would’ve pulled me away from making lunch in the kitchen and sat me on the counter top to kiss me. Then lick peanut butter off my chest and I would do the same while I run my hands through his hair.

I confess that I hate using monistat. It’s uncomftorble and it makes my v***** bleed in the mornings sometimes. If I weren’t a virgin the process would go a lot easier I bet.

i started self harming again. it feels good to feel something other than guilt and feeling numb and feeling like a disappointment. feeling physical pain like that again is relieving.

When i was a little girl my sister who was 23 years old lets call her fiona fiona wanted to marry a guy that hated us lets call him simon my mom told her he was no good and everyday there was a fight between mom and her i was...

i want to get a hotel room with you for a weekend, i want to have fun and at the end of the day we get back to the hotel room and i want to just look at you and kiss you and just lie next to you forever. i...

I am a cosplayer if anyone know what this mean my manager is my best friend since we were 6 years old any way he told me that i need to wear a bikini to a photoshoot and he gave me the bikini it was very s*** and well hot...

I used to tell my friend lies to make him feel better about himself. I invented the fact that all these girls told me they like him. And I just kept trying to flatter him but I wasn’t genuine very often.
I feel so guilty for lying to him....

People are way too paranoid about being tracked online. You aren’t that important. Trust me. Yes, the government can follow everything you do. But there are hundreds of millions of people online. There aren’t that many people on the other side, watching you.

Take talking to underaged girls online,...