I learned the old saying the wrong way. If you don’t use it you will lose it. After a year I decided to bring a guy home. I b*u*c*k*e*d and s*q*u*i*r*m*e*d around like it was my very first time. He did his best to insert his sausage in my love bun. I just rolled him over and gave him a happy ending. And his cream pie filling went to my stomach.
You were so careful because you were afraid to lose your career that you refused to communicate with me but somehow reckless enough to risk it all to watch p*** of me. That makes you stupid and mean and avoidant and makes me so mad at you, but its the one way I can f*** you if you keep avoiding me.
I’ll always be in love with my high school boyfriend. It’s so stupid and immature to feel this way. I haven’t seen him for 6 years and haven’t dated him for 7. I’ve never loved anyone the way I loved him. Even if we got back together I know it...
I wanna make music that everyone loves….I wanna make them cry, laugh, sing, and dance. I want them to see the beauty in the world and the universe around it. I have release anxiety and I won’t release anything that I create….But I know that the music I make is...
Twice I’ve seen you play, and twice I haven’t been impressed. You’re obviously a nice man, you’re look though you’ve just come from a bath, your clothes are pressed, and you’re polite. You play well, your singing is ehh – it exists. You need to get up on that mike...
okay, so i was bored, and i was seeing if i could guess my boyfriends password, after a little bit i got it. i was a little proud of myself, i was about to log out, but then i accidentally had a quick look at his messages....
Women listen up, if you want to make your man c** harder than he ever has before, give him a b****** and when hes about to nut, dont take it out of your mouth, just keep suckin
My mom says my feet smell.I don’t understand, how can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose.
Okay so. My girlfriend. My adorable Pillow Princess, is a blooming masochist. She enjoys being spanked, and bit, and rough touches and recently while playing around, I’ve found out she may enjoy Asphyxiation too. God dang, it was so effing hot watching her eyes cloud up with lust...
To Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and the other celebrities who have had their phones hacked…
Eat s***. If we wanna see your f****** t***, then we’re gonna see ’em. I don’t give a flying f*** if you like it or not, so get over it. I’m already sick of the...
It hurts me to see him be happy with someone else… I can feel my heart ripping in two.
There’s this guy I’ve been in love with for almost a year, I think he considers me as a friend but most likely, I’m just someone he knows.
A few months back, I ran into him at a coffee shop, we started talking and after a few minutes, he...
I played with feelings of girlfriend and best friend(female) They said I dont deserve them I deserve to be alone. I’m so bad. I want to die I realized it later what I was doing
Dear Homophobic Best Friend, Please Don’t Hate Me.
I recently came to terms with the fact that I’m the B in LGBT. Or, in other words, I’m bisexual. I play for both teams. I swing both ways. I like both men and women. I don’t know if it’s particularly important,...
I’m soaking dirty dishes right now! 😀
What are you doing?
Every night I pray that I die in my sleep. Every morning I cry because I didn’t.
I have always wanted to melt a Popsicle inside of me. So i slid one in my v***** while slowly twirling it for as long as i could take. I have yet to completely melt one, one of these days i will succeeded!
I’ve been in London since Friday. I slept at a guy that used to talk to my best friend’a house on Friday and had s** with him twice. He talked dirty to me and I actually liked it more than I anticipated. I then stayed at my friend’s house for...
I had s** with my husband’s friend as my husband layed passed out on the sofa.
My ex wife got married and I fucked her new husbands daughter the whole week they were on their honey moon.
My girlfriend makes me nuts. She has a great body and has rather b**********. Her breasts are a bit floppy but theyre full and beautiful. I LOVE them and think they are about as s*** as b**** can be. She finally realises that I actually do very much like them...
I’ve said a lot of racist things people probably even thought I was racist. Sometimes I was trying to be funny and shocking and other times I was trying to make a racist person like me, like we had something in common. I regret not thinking before I spoke.
for quite a few years, i had no friends.People did not talk to me.This made me feel bad and i started finding fault in myself- maybe i do not talk well or i was fat so people did not like me. Soon it took a hit on my thought process...
I hardly ever have a sweet tooth, when i do have one, i can’t find anything sweet enough to fulfill that craving. What does the trick for you?
i am a straight female and have a thing for white butch lesbians. they are everything you could ever want and need. and i want so badly for them to want me or notice me but they are always weary of straight girls. i like them aggressive and powerful and...
someone committed suicide cause of me
I wish my husband was like the perverts I read about and would let me be with other men. I have read about husbands getting off on their wives being with other men, I wonder how common this really is? If my husband was like that I would s*** c***...
I know my step dad checks out my a** and looks at my cleavage. I used to be uncomfortable, then I got used to it, but lately I have found myself flattered. He is very good to us and has never done anything s***** with me at all he just...
When I first started dating my girlfriend in college the first summer we spent apart we would see each other every 2 to 3 weeks and in that time she would get really h****. When I visited her it really didn’t matter what was going on at her parent house...
I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend and things were going pretty well, we liked each other and the conversation was pretty good. At the end of the night we went back to her place and started messing around, in the heat of the moment...
Me and my twin sister are obsessed with conjoined twins so we are going to glue ourselves together, is that a bad thing!?
When i was a young teenager my best friend and i had a crush on the same girl, her name was Chrissy and she was Korean who was adopted by a pastor and his wife when she was like a baby..well Chrissy grew up smoking hot and extremely k**** she...
I have this guy friend who is against perverted stuff. He has a friend who’s QUITE the pervert. He gets mad at him and complains to me. I listen. I laugh because he has no idea that I’m a bigger pervert than him. I’ll stay in my pervert closet, so...
i wish the NFL would just come out and say it… NOBODY wants a f***** playing on their team! Everyone talks acceptance this acceptance that but faggots all remain the same, unwanted. Good. This is a good sign.
If a person is truly gay and s******* active only with the same s** as they are, are they still virgins?
I beat the f*** out of my d*** to jlaws nudes
I just turned 16 in July (it is now September). I found out last April (when I was still 15) that I had 5 months left to live, or in other words, until my body would shut down on me. At first when I was fairly younger than I am...
I once had a crush, and I was convinced that he loved me. We were going on a date but when I saw him at the movies I saw him making out with one of my closest friends and after that they said “Lets not tell {my name} about this...
When it was my best friend’s last day at school, I was away so I never got to say goodbye to her…
I’m not going to tell you it’s OK. It really isn’t.
Sometimes you call me on the phone, wanting to talk about the old days. When you get like this, you always want me to reassure you that you were a good mom.
You weren’t.
I don’t want to berate...