@ work feeling naughty, I want someone to dare me something crazy on here in the next few minutes so I can get it out of my system

My parents moved around allot when I was a kid (I’m 27 now not including hotels motels etc… just houses I actually lived in count is up to 67 – longest I’ve stayed in a house is almost a year), came from Europe settled in New Zealand for a few...

I stole money from a family I work for. I’m going crazy worrying they will notice before I can put the money back!

I’m 27, Male, effectively single. New job that has been going rather well, the pay is decent and it looks like I’ll be able to settle up on some debts soon. I’m told that I’m not unattractive, that I’m fun, easy to get along with and able to hold meaningful...

These are my final hours and I’m afraid to say goodbye.

We were introduced by a mutual friend about a year ago. Sparks flew like a neutron bomb.
But she’s married. And Christian. And I’m neither of those.
We’ve spent evenings at each other’s houses, alone. Usually at her invitation. She talked about how her and her husband hardly...

I go down on my teachers to raise my grades

I got up to have a drink, I had some and then my mind went blank I then started to pour the rest of the water onto my leg and just stare at what I was doing . I felt the need to share this.

If I were to wish karma for you, it’d just find me for different reasons. Therefore, I wish you the best sweetheart.

Jodi Rotten Crotch in a one-horse sleigh

I hate that b****.

She LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES Big Daddy. She’ll spread for any man in a position of power, but they won’t go down on her because of her stink-crotch.

I’ve used intoxicants knowing full well how damaging it would be on my future and my family. I’ve used my innocent, loving girlfriend as a s***** object and I slumped into a den of p***-induced emotional apathy. I just pray I can salvage what I’ve so carelessly damaged. I’m so...

I’m a guy in a long-term relationship with a woman, who I love. I like to dress up in women’s clothing, I want to s*** c*** and get fucked. I don’t know how to tell her or what to do.

I have never seen the Titanic movie, and I don’t want to.

She was my colleague in office, initially i felt nothing special.. since i was assigned the task for her trainer, (she was junior) i started teaching and moreover making her competent enough to know as much as i know both about the company and technology.

Soon down the line...

I was at the aquarium today and went on a little kiddy ride with my friends. The little thing that seperates your legs was small and VERY hard. My legs couldn’t fit in the kiddy holes ( none of us really could ) . So then we got strapped in...

I jerked again, but I know it’s fine. Everyone does it, it healthy too. I done want to apologize anymore.

People see me as a perfect little girl who isn’t dirty at all. I’m a closet pervert. I have daydreams and wet dreams about my guy friend ( who is REALLY AGAINST PERVERTED STUFF ) c****** by accident, ( and moaning really loud ), him getting hard and me noticing...

I just want the world to end and start new life on this planet I hate humans. They are discussing, vile creatures. The cons weight out the pros. Yeah they are smart god looking and kind but for the majority of the work they are vile loathsome simple minded people....

I am in love with my best friend, but hes dating someone else. Everytime he wants to hang out, it makes me want to die a little inside. Too bad he wants to hang out every day.

I like boku no pico

i’m a closet nerd
people have no idea that i stay up for hours playing ygopro and reading comics on my psp. they think that clubbing is more my scene but i would rather be at home with a cup of tea playing pokemon

Once I was 14 when my step brother was 14 as well he was very attractive. (I’m a guy). He was showering one day but he forgot to lock the door. So I accidentally walked in. He wasn’t really showering though he was stroking his c***. I stared cause he...

Best way for a man to organism ever!!! I have an active s** life with my wife and she really likes to eat my c**. A co-worker of mine told me a technique that he and his wife do to have a really great organism. It is absolutely magic and...

i LOVE FROZEN WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE IT like seriously there has been way worse movies than this sooooooooo
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen.
A kingdom of isolation,
and it looks like I’m the Queen
The...

I am a 24 year old virgin. I haven’t had a girlfriend since I was 16. I feel so sad and lonely. I need to have s**. I haven’t kissed anyone since 2006.

for some reason i’m atraccted to the annoying funny type of boys and i’m always the victim of their f****** annoyingness WHHHYYYYYYYY

Im a girl and i have hanged with guys for my intire life now im in grade 9 and i dont feel anything for boys( relationship way) im too scared to tell my parents becauae they might get mad

o7 oh my god 07 fleas walked in with me to bed. flea p***, flea circus, its a flea war on terror.

I failed Spanish 1 as a freshman and they didnt give it to me sophmore year, now i have it as a junior what am i suppose to say to people when they ask me why i have it

eem- e sister rose eem-e

eem-e sister cookie eem-e

eem-e sister mac b**** eem-e

n u kno how I tri 2 do da rite thing by them all the time eem-e!

pls read sister cookies trials on sister rose phone, eem-e.

it make you crazy, eem-e.

Best way for a man to organism ever!!! I have an active s** life with my wife and she really likes to eat my c**. A co-worker of mine told me a technique that he and his wife do to have a really great organism. It is absolutely magic and...

When I was in 9th grade I had lost my mind. I ended up attempting suicide but failed. After that the only thing I live for is my cat. She sat by me when I had attempted suicide, making sure I didn’t die alone. My cat is the only family/friend...

I think it is funny that the celebrities got their naked photos hacked! Awesome! F****** celebrities are dumb bastards anyway! Best part is they got a reality check, they always think they are exempt.

So there’s this super cute girl at the dispensary that I go to. Funnily enough, this dispensary was placed in a building that I actually used to live in a little over a year ago, with a few other people. We all did drugs of sorts, and partied, and went...

I sometimes want to have s** with a camel.

Aaaaaaaaaa i want to have s** so badly but a lesbian s** cause I hate dicks i ended up watching lesbian p*** all morning since 3 am until 9 am just watching p*** and m***********

GIVE YOUR HEART TO JESUS!

The Lord loves you and wants to have a relationship with you (John 3:16).
He will hear and answer your prayer. Don’t confess your sin here. Instead confess it to JESUS, the only One that can change things and make your life whole....

I experienced s** with a woman other than my wife for the first time this weekend when I was away visiting a college friend. I met her at a post office of all places when my friend went to send out a package. She was in the parking lot in...

My husband doesn’t understand why I want him to call me when he arrives at his hotel when he leaves for frequent business trips. I don’t think it’s asking so much for him to say he’s safe. I also don’t think it’s too much to ask for him to call...

I was at the aquarium today and went on a little kiddy ride with my friends. The little thing that deprecates your legs was very small and hard. My legs couldn’t fit in the kiddy holes ( none of us really could ) . So then we got strapped in...