I got 3 women pregnant in the space of 5 weeks. Its now 3 months on and all 3 have decided to keep the child. None of them know about the others, moreover, I am married and none of them are my wife.

I don’t make money the way you think I do, you superbly stupid and ignorant twit.
You are literally the only person who thinks a factory night shift worker makes $4000 a week.
I work in a brothel. Not because of the money but because you are FREAKING...

I have a friend who is so cute and sweet and I wish I could date him and be alone for hours and we wouldnt have to worry about people rejecring us for being bi

I wish I’d died in the war.

For some reason I have this thing where I go somewhere girls will be and talk to them with the intention of bowing down before them. It happens and I like it

People call me weird. I mean it’s fine when a close friend and you are joking. But it’s different when you’ve gotten it all your life from boys, I’m talking since 1st grade all the way til junior year. All I did was laugh at a friends joke that they...

I really like Briana and i am so bored with my new life but i dont want to loose everything i have… i just want to be adored. .. is that so wrong? I want learn new things about new people. I want to go have a drink whenever i...

I wish I could tell you that when I said “I never want to see you again” I really meant “I’ve been falling in love with you, and I’d give you a second chance if you asked for one.” And I really want you to contact me, and tell me...

You were my first kiss, my first french kiss, and I want you to be my first and only husband.

I wish I was handed more responsibility. I am very responsible, but no one really sees it because I’m a nobody.

Ted Bundy was cute.

I exist to make other people happy.

I will sit on your lap when I weigh less than you. And yes; there was something wrong on Friday: it’s called insecurity and envy.

I will sit on your lap when I weigh less than you. And yes; there was something wrong on Friday: it’s called insecurity and envy.

So, I’m barely into my second year of high school, and I’ve already pretty much promised my life to someone; I’m madly in love with him and genuinely want to spend the rest of my life with him and have children with him and a house in the mountains…but I’m...

I f*****’ hate the new age of Catholic/Christian men who don’t love women who don’t have good paying jobs. This is why I don’t believe in God anymore. Now I’m never going to date a Catholic/Christian man ever again. Why the f*** should I date a Catholic/Christian man who only...

My best friend told all of her friends I’m bisexual without even asking me, and now she makes me feel bad whenever I bring it up. I don’t think I can trust her ever again…

I have a crush on my best friend. He said he was least likely to screw me out of a lot of other people. I was so upset and I can’t even tell anyone.

I hate Patrick Albis. I hope he gets cancer and dies of it.

I live in Toronto and I was dating a man-online-from Alabama. Before we ever met in person (we met twice), we talked for three months on Skype. During one of our Skype sessions I admitted to him that dating someone who lived 1800 KM in the States was hard. I...

I told my husband about the situation last month in Ferguson. We talked for 20 minutes and he defended the cops the whole time. I couldn’t hide my disgust.

I have only ever been in 1 relationship and told one person in all seriousness that I was in love with him and he couldn’t even feel it back or to even care after 4 months but still talks to me and wants to hang out even though we are...

They say time heals all. So why do I still dream about that night, and wake with this pain in my chest?

Affirmative Action is partially responsible for my sister’s death…

When we were in third grade, back in the 80s, my sister and I both took a “gifted placement exam”, for the chance to be put into special, accelerated classes. She scored just one point below me. I got into the...

What kind of moron spends 5 years of a relationship cheating, lying and telling his girlfriend to get the f*** out and then, when she does, whines that she’s not there anymore? An idiot psychopath, that’s who.

I hate my ex-husband, he’s a liar, I don’t believe a word he says, even if it’s about the weather…I hate that we have shared custody of my son…I have been playing nice for the past two years, one more to go…and I can unleash….

I just dumped the guy I wanted to love me because he was incapable of offering me any kind of kindness. He was stingy, rude and had no respect for me. My roommate would walk through fire for me. He has said as much. I am as attracted to him...

I have a boyfriend but I fucked his best friend in a forest preserve. His friend was a virgin but he made me c** multiple times. It was beautiful. The sun was out and blinding, I was in a floral dress, he looked so gorgeous with his tanned skin-I couldn’t...

I was fingered by my boyfriend’s best friend on my birthday in public under a bridge. Maybe it was the liquor or just a heat of the moment thing, but it happened, and a stranger walking a dog saw us. I had to throw away my p****** because I came...

I want somebody to stab me in the heart, so that I will stop feeling.

I wish you hadn’t ended it the way you did.
I wish I’d told you that I love you.

I couldn’t tell you that I’ve been falling in love with you.

It the second day of my highschool and i realised i dont have friends i am not new i just in summer i was isolated everyone was talking to eachothers about ” when we went to the mall ” and i am sitting alone cause my bestfriend went to another...

I became f*** buddies with a good friend. We both agreed that we were only doing this because we were both feeling the same way about life, we didn’t have enough time for a relationship but we wanted to do things. We also both agreed no drama since we were...

I was flirting with a fourteen year old who I think is smitten with me.. Im 8 years older. Whats wrong with me lol

I had a fake nimbuzz account once. wanted to try the chatroom. and I did with the fake profile. there were many people to talk. I shared all fake personnel details. and yep. fell in love with a boy. and deleted the account. after 3 days made another one again....

I hate that I love you so much even though I’m supposed to be over you. Stop being so adorable please

I’m so tired of always being watched. I appreciate my fans, truly, but if I do anything that they don’t like, their claws come out and they hate me. The media never lets up. I have to lock myself away to have any privacy. I’m a prisoner in a palace.

“Why are you grumpy?” “Whats wrong with you?” “Someone’s cranky..”

Things that I hear everyday. Today I said, “why do you always ask me if I’m grumpy? I’m fine. Just tired. Haven’t you began to figure out that this is just how I look?”

I get the response,...

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