i love birds

I ate a giraffe

Dear Austin,
Hatred is unhealthy. Living in fear is unhealthy. But thanks to you, I deal with both. I used to look at you like you were perfect, but now I can’t stand the sight of you. You have hurt me in every way possible. I have panic attacks...

i’ve been dating my boyfriend for one week. he told me he loved me. i’m terrified because i love him too. i don’t normally tell my boyfriends i love them for months. there’s just something about him.

i’ve been dating my boyfriend for one week. he told me he loved me. i’m terrified because i love him too. i don’t normally tell my boyfriends i love them for months. there’s just something about him.

I never truly liked you from the start.
I just said and acted like I did because you were easy to manipulate and use like a puppet.
I played you every step of the f****** way, pulled all of your strings and made you cry over me.
...

Don’t f****** tell it’s normal to m********* on the thought of my r***** r***** me.

I can’t handle it.
There’s no point

I decided he was ugly. When they turned off the lights, I pushed him. I was about 9. I took his arm and swung him around. He screamed, and I’d let go. They’d turn the lights back on.
It must’ve been ghosts.

I just put one finger in. It was barley in. I just rubbed it for a couple seconds. She liked it. She was giggling. I want to go back in time and never ever do it.

Alright. Just stop. Stop trying to steal my best friend. Stop calling my your best friend. Stop calling yourself a “kawaii doll”. Can’t you be frickin’ subtle? Ever? Stop being so demanding like you can control everyone. Stop saying “what’s wrong with you?” when someone says their opinion. Stop acting...

So here is my story: i was s******* abused by my own dad from the age of 6 to 13, and then again at 17.
I have a depressed mom and a drimug addict as a sister.
My parents have s*** load of money which people thinks is...

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

Get them on their backs their fucked.

Women can propose right?

As revenge I’m going to prank someone with fake kindereggs that are actually chocolate covered eggs. Saving this idea for Easter. It’s a shell idea if I say so.

I collect friends. Not just for fun, and parties. But so I can always have an ear to what’s hot, to always have a support system, to be popular! But lately, I think of them as a collection rather than people, and I need to collect more. I need an...

I’m dating a really popular guy. I like to passively aggressively rub it in to haters by posting our selfies together and posting about how dreamy and hot he is. Also, PDA.

I want to drink the sad, ugly, fangirl tears or my enemies.

I look at some of the fat ugly nerds I know tumblrs just to laugh at their pain posts about not being good enough or can’t get a date.

I fucked another woman

I really want someone to love and who will love me just as much as I love them. This won’t happen though, because everyone in my highschool thinks I’m emo, and wierd. My looks don’t help either. Someone love me.

Why does it make newborn crack babies upset when you look them in the eyes?

I hate Kurt cobain and people that tout his music as great.

Ever since I had to stop smoking weed; I drink more and I hate myself more than I ever did when doing drugs.

I just want to spend $100 on songs on iTunes. And I just started working atmy new jjob.

You are frustratingly perfect. I wish I could tell you that.

I try so hard to take care of her and make her happy. I have worked and slaved to ensure a certain lifestyle. I have never strayed or abused her. I have loved her although she makes it so hard these days . She has killed that. Why in God’s...

I let a stranger see under my skirt

Am just seem to be turned on by well built muscular guys and i am gay man average to below average looking. Am afraid i will never have a long term relationship with the people who could be in one with me. Sometimes it really bothers me. Other times i...

I hate child molesters and old ugly guys that are creeps acting like they have never had p**** before. F****** desperate as f***. It makes me sick to my stomach.btw my gfs brother secretly likes her and my exs step dad would be jealous of me f****** her because he...

Americans are ignorant. I think they expect 2 c lions everywhere , or 2 c thin starving people everywhere. I was born and raised in Africa and i have never went 2 sleep starving.

I must remind myself the next time I makeout with my bestfriend make sure her dad isn’t home. I know he heard us and saw us. Not that I minded I just dont want her to feel self contious when she is licking my p****. If he gets turned on...

Ever since I first shaved my p**** at the beginning of summer, like totally bald, my p**** has been steadily wet and I get turned on like super easy. I am keeping it this way for life.

I’m extremely attracted to my boss. I used to tell myself I wasn’t but these past few months it’s gotten worse than ever. He’s always smiling at me and teasing me, when we’re together we can’t go a moment without smirking at each other. Sometimes I wonder if he’s flirting...

I truly hate homewreckers and homewrecker defenders. Especially the ones who go “it was not his/her job to be loyal so just be mad at the one who cheated.” Thats not the point. Both are to blame and both are disgusting. Both show poor morals and disrespect. If someone is...

I didn’t told my girlfriend i am gay, and that i fantasize about her ex all the time, and she also said that she wants to be with me forever. We been together for 3 years now.

I come here everyday hoping that you’ll send me a sign that you miss talking to me and that I wasn’t alone in my feelings.

I dont like pizza

The only reason I go to my 9:30 am class is to see a girl who I’ve barely ever spoken to an who probably doesn’t even know I exist. It’s dumb, a little creepy, and very sad, but when I see her, for a brief moment, I forget how pathetic...

If you think your daughter or step daughter is hot, (doesnt mean you want to have s** with her)
post her name and age
Kayla 19

Daniel is this TV producer who lives in Alabama. He goes and leaves his good paying job-with healthcare-to spend his time producing his own film. Now he has NO income. He has NO healthcare. He has borders living in his house to help pay the mortage (he has rented every...