Yo yo yo any HORSEHUNG wild rough and ready STREETNIGGERS wanna come through the alligator fuckhouse and slammy my backclammy in Miami while eating a MOONS OVER MY HAMMY?
I’ve got a $50 Denny’s card some tina fresh pig sweat poppers and a need — a need for SEED.
HMU CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III
Try to carve me, and ill fucken cut yer face off 🔪🎃
🎃 PumpKil King of the pumpkins 🎃
My friend Lisa made me have an o***** in front of her parents. She was licking me and I was about to have an o*****, and her mom walked into the living room, but she didn’t stop. I had like 2 orgasms back to back. Then he stepfather walked past...
My boyfriend and I broke up . He texted me the break up. I was at the park about to wait on him but no he broke up with me. A couple of guys saw me crying and were nice to me. They made me feel better and even made...
Theres a girl i really like..I asked her on a date to a dance and we had great fun. But it wasnt what i expected. I expected us to connect and maybe start dating, have a relationship. But she wasnt what i expected. i feel let down. i dont want...
i want a physical illness to have an excuse for my mental one completely debilitating me
I want to stab you. Do you even remotely understand what you are causing?! I bet you don’t, I bet you are still stuck in your little fantasy world where everything revolves around you and have the whole ‘I don’t care what everyone thinks, I like it so...
I hate my life so much sometimes.
I finally visited an the adult shop that I keep passing on the way home from the grocery store. I went in to buy some lotions, or massage oils to spice up me and my husbands s** life. Perhaps it was more of curiosity that brought me there. I...
I just made a super sweet smelling poop. I don’t mean the ‘Yeah that stinks I love it’ kind, I mean actual real sweet smelling poop, like …. candy out of my a**. Usually my s*** smells anywhere between ‘I can handle it’ and ‘I REALLY can’t take...
I hate racism in Malaysia.
I think that bad timing, and some cluelessness on my part (and on your part, be honest), ruined a potential relationship between us.
And I really did… do… like you. I think we would have worked well together.
And I’m tired of being single. And I know you are, too.
I come to this website and I’m reminded once again of the pathetic idiots who base their whole lives around s** and instant gratification. You tell yourself that everyone is like you so it’s OK to be that way. Um, nope. Ha. There are plenty of people out there with...
Ive been having an affair with my wifes best friend because she gives me head and swallows and my wife wont do that.
I can’t imagine how pathetic people and especially teenagers would act if we suddenly had no cell phones and computers again.
I swear, Craigslist must be the greatest invention for h**** gay men since the gloryhole. I’d give anything if it were that easy to find s** or a quick b****** from a woman. Almost makes me wish I were into dudes. ALMOST.
I love management and leadership, period, and I have ever since I was a little kid. But now that I finally have that position, my job is really getting to me. It’s too hard dealing with the lack of common sense among staff, disrespect from men (I’m a woman), and...
My first love was my best friend. He made me what I am today. He helped me survive my abusive mother. He was absolutely everything to me. But when high school ended, and the time came for me to look to him for strength in defying my mother and breaking...
I moved to another country last year. In 2010 I broke up with a girl who meant a lot to me but she had severe trust issues and was always looking for a reason to accuse me of cheating. The last straw was when a friend died and his sister...
My fiancee has been an occasional f*** for her boss and it has led to her having a middle management position at the age of 25. He is a lot older than her (mid 50s) and had been quite flirty with her from the time they met. She told me...
Last night I got so h**** I let a random guy from craigslist come over and f*** my mouth. After he left I masturbated to the memory of it all night. I’m a “straight” guy but I found a love to s*** c***.
i cheat on my wife with trannys and do so by stealing money i had some bad interactions with my male cousin where we would give eachother blowjobs and now i have a urge for c*** in my mouth but after i feel horrified and sad. im getting flashbacks...
I think the reason I’m subconsciously self-sabotaging my career is that I wanted to start a business with the guy who raped me before he did it.
Now I never want to be a professional because every time I think about wearing office clothes or managing anything I have a...
i hate myself
i failed if i had a gun id shoot myself i hate my life i hate the law and i hate being alone and i hate looking like ive got it all together when i m one bad event from being on the street
i f****** hate the girl my crush has a crush on. sorry
I’m a 17 year old girl. I get straight A’s, but I really, really, really want to f*** a teacher. I would have already if I weren’t a virgin, and terrified of getting pregnant.
I have an album of slutty pictures of girls i know from facebook and i m********* to them daily.. I fantasize about both f****** them and watching them get fucked
I have a small c*** and fantasize about watching my girlfriend getting fucked by big dicks
I’m so scared all the time- I can never tell if you make me scared or I’m just always like this and all you do is reveal the fact that I’m terrified of myself and of you. I have nightmares where I get a call from you or from the...
I am a straight man and like to eat my own c**.
I am in love with my teacher ! I want him to grab me one day and pin me down, to have h******* s**.
I’m 12 and a virgin and I REALLY want to have s** !!!!!
I really REALLY love to give guys head. I think it’s become a full-blown fetish for me. I’ll even do it just for my own enjoyment and not even expect them to return the favor.
Is this normal at all?
Rap, hip-hop, pop, top 40…it’s just music for dim-witted people with no real taste.
i kinda like pervs
I’m a dirty pervert
I’m 19 now. When I was in seventh grade, my rebellious stage started. I was trying Wicca, getting away from my Christian family. I started hanging out with this guy, a 18 or so year old pagan. He said I’d be able to join his coven. I hung around him...
I like one of my teachers so much it distracts me from everything else. I have a test from his assignment tomorrow and all I can think of while trying to study is him and the way he seems to get nervous every time I reach to him. I also...
A few weeks ago my best friend landed in the ER. This was after an incident in which some of his peers at school falsely accused him of planning to go on a shooting spree. This was clearly not true, but that’s how rumors work. Some girl told on him...
I’m really angry at myself and hurt because I was so mean to my hubby tonight. Makes me feel sick to my stomach. He is the best husband in the world but I really treated him badly. 🙁 I’m an idiot. Really.