When I was a kid I remember my great grandma always had her hair up in a tight bun. She took the bun out to brush her hair once in the morning and once before bed. She would always run the brush through her hair exactly one hundred times.

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*Puts on troll suit*

I can tell who is a troll and you sir are a troll, good damn trolls always spying on me, f*** off the whole lot of you.

e got a young brother to stand for something!
We got a young brother that believe in the all of us!
Brother Kendrick Lamar! He’s not a rapper, he’s a writer, he’s an author!
And if you read between the lines, we’ll learn how to love one...

Last night I finally met a girl who can d********* me when I c**. 😀

damn it sean come on line so I can B8tch at you, i should have banned you when I had the chance I never think of banning people until it’s too late, there is no justice!

My friend really creeps the s*** out of me when she’s drunk. Last time she was drunk I was sitting on the couch . She came over and hugged me from behind and said ” You are one of the few people I don’t think of strangling to death before...

Life is more than suicide ya’ll

You are so uninteresting now that you’ve ran out of the usual stories and we are left with just the real you.

This isn’t really a confession. Just a rant. Some spoilers.

I recently saw both The Conjuring and Sinister. To me, The Conjuring was much scarier. There was a slow build up. You really got to know the characters and to feel for them, so when things started to get worse...

I asked her to hang out with me and she was super excited. It was a great day, we made cookies, watched movies, and listened to some stellar music. Then we started talking a bit and she was telling me about her crush. It was actually really cute because she...

I fantasize s******* about being one with machinery. I’ve masterbated to RoboCop several times. Last week at work the Pepsi guy came to stock the soda machine. Seeing the innards of the great device aroused me greatly. I went to the bathroom to quickly stroke off. I want to steal...

When I was seven my parents deovorced one time my dad tried to get me back in a car he held me down and my brother my mom got dragged by that car we got out thankfully. Now I am Ten there back together and there having a baby. Wow

Sometimes it feels like the world is against me.I try my best not to fall but to rise ,I am a strong believer in God and am thankful for all that he has given me.I am not complaining but I need to get this of my chest. I feel so...

I am 30 and my brother is 25.
I moved in with my brother a almost a year ago so I could save money for a house.

One day, I was snooping around on his computer and found a bunch of f********** sites on his history.

I didn’t think...

I believe that when a man groans and/or moans for real, during s**… Is the hottest f****** thing that can happen,

I cheated on my wife with three women. Me and my wife were going through a bad patch and I cheated. Two of them from were my office. The worst thing is that I gave them the hope that I was in love with them. I was responsible for breaking...

do not know that i like her or not but i alway get depressed whenever i think about her
i broke up with her 5 month ago but lately i m thinking about her too much .
presently she is in my house and i m seating in...

Iz got dem ant problemz, the problem is antz are telling me their problemZ. ANT PROBLEMZ.!

I guess I have maybe one more. You hung around like a jackass, right? I wonder- no I know why. It wasn’t because you are sincere or engaged, it’s because you got left high and dry, and you’re weak and you felt guilty from your conscience. Who knew you had...

There are only 2 things worse than a Black.
A Muslim and a Black Muslim.

Fact.
Even death through a years of torment is better than having to be near one of those.

Hope you had fun. Really.

Ha finally! I can go now. Thanks.

My dad’s youngest brother was born the day Lennon died.I was born the day Kurt Cobain died.I wonder if this is a pattern, if so I hope my older sister gives birth to a kid the day Justin Bieber gets shot.

I have nothing against Lennon or Kurt Cobain. In...

Yep, fags are the dirty underbelly of society. Its sad that so many welcome such a vile representation of our species with open arms and claim that its ok because it happens in the animal kingdom.. lame. Really poor excuse for allowing one group to foul up an entire genetic...

I honestly cannot bring myself to feel sorry for people in abusive relationships who have the resources to just leave, but choose not to.

In my opinion, these anon confession websites are kinda s*****. People are usually rude and not understanding. You’d be better off talking to someone in real life or on a website like tumblr tbh

I accedentally swallowd an ice cube hole.It’s been several hours and I haven’t pooped it out yet. Im really scared because what if its stuck.I dont no what 2 do.

Goddammit b**** just show me your f****** t*** already.

GOD is DOG spelled backwards. Coincidence? I think not. The true rulers of Earth are the canines. They are our spiritual leaders and overlords. People think they’re all nonchalant and s*** licking their balls and sleeping. Well I got news for you, Homo Sapien m***********, they know what’s going down....

Nuclear launch code:

Alpha
November
9
7
Foxtrot
7
Zulu
3
Quebec
Romeo
Sierra

Authentication: Delta, X-ray

We have 35 minutes to live.

This sounds so stupid but i feel i need to let this out. My fiance’ rejects and neglects me too often. I tell him I need his attention and he doesn’t get it. He thinks he’s doing a great job w/me but he’s pushing me to go crazy. I stress...

please help me david! so need to see you.

I love you… I just can’t say it to your face… You have someone 🙁
Stuck in the friend zone

I love you… I just can’t say it to your face… You have someone 🙁
Stuck in the friend zone

Can people please stop treating me so bad? I have a heart too… I act like it’s nothing but it hurts, it really hurts 🙁 please stop.

Can people please stop treating me so bad? I have a heart too… I act like it’s nothing but it hurts, it really hurts 🙁 please stop.

Can people please stop treating me so bad? I have a heart too… I act like it’s nothing but it hurts, it really hurts 🙁 please stop.

I am sleeping in tomorrow. I don’t care if the world comes crashing down in the morning outside. I just need sleep. The best thing is I get to see you when I close my eyes and hold you close. The truth prevails in my dreams.

I feel really sad cause I’ve told people a lie today