I was dating this guy for 5 months and we got really close. It was to the point where we were always together. He became my best friend and I became his. But while I was away on family vacation in Florida he was at camp. We couldn’t talk much...

I am a conservative and reserved white Christian housewife. Nobody could never know it and I could never do it, but my fantasy is to receive what they call “b******” from several black men in a shower. Sometimes I dream about being in an N.B.A. locker room and doing it....

I wish I could combine e********** with defecation. To shoot my load from my c*** at the exact same second I eject s*** from my a***. I don’t think it is scientifically possible but I yearn for it to be. I’d quiver.

Finish exams despite noisy neighbour (let’s call them N), and verbally abusive family member. Overdue sleep debt; feeling like s***. Night after the last exam, am kept awake, interrupted, and woken early by N, the whole trifecta. N, who also finds it an intrinsic freedom to smoke in their backyard,...

It’s my birthday today. My boyfriend got me one of those animal hats with the mittens attached … I’m 25. I know it sounds selfish but a bunch of generic facebook posts and a hat don’t make me feel special.
I work 10p-6a, so I just laid in bed...

They caught him. I’m kinda sad and disappointed. I was really rooting for him. At least he was interesting. If he had shot anyone random they wouldn’t have invested any of this money or manpower or make national news. He didn’t hurt any civilians. He did pretty good surviving.

i leave fantasy confessions on internet confession sites for fun

I found out who i am from you guys. I’m foolish arrogant white supremacy narrisscisstic psycopath a****** and I couldnt be happier. thanks guys, I found myself after being lost for so long.

I hate how religious fuckers think they’re entitled to cheat on their spouse because “it happened in the bible so it must be good!” As in they automatically think they are aloud to have multiple wives, women. HOW SICK. WHAT WHORES. Stupid overly religious men!

I swear to f****** God I’m soooo h****. All.the.time. My husband’s s** drive is like zero so I almost never get laid. Like for example I sent him a text today to say he needed to get inside me the moment he got home. His reply? That we needed to...

i slept with maybe 7 girls and fingered about twenty, my finger gets more action then i do.

I had such a bad panic attack today that I ended up on my bedroom floor, face down. I want to tell my flatmate but I reckon she’ll think I’m just making it up, and I don’t know who else to turn to.

Part of the reason for my panic...

Went to the casino. Won $2000. Went back. Won another $2000. Meanwhile and in between on both trips, nearly every machine I touched hit on something and spat money out at me. Slip in a twenty, take $400 out. Do it again, get another couple hundred. The lowest amount was...

After I started dating my wife I found out through the grapevine that she was a huge s***. To the point that she had fucked everyone and anyone who looked her way. I brought it up one night and she admitted that it was true, she had fucked every guy...

i dont even love her.

i have been staying with my mother since i graduated college, and shortly thereafter she got a new landlord. he kicked out the neighbors purposely (after looking at each apartment) so that a mexican family could move in and work for him. he also owns the countertop factory next door....

I’ve come so close to texting my ex so many times. I broke up with him, I shouldn’t be thinking like this. I was fine until he texted me. I don’t want to have these thoughts.

I had a girlfriend when I was 17. I know I was young, but I genuinely loved her (I still love her) with all my heart. This girl was my entire world. It was long distance, meaning I only saw her every two weeks, which sucked, but was totally worth...

I had chicken nuggets and yoohoo for lunch.

I’m a single Dad with two daughters. Parenting them conflicts intensely with my natural masculinity and love of women. Consequently, I adapt and struggle with a desire to be fucked by men. How crazy is that? Totally ridiculously circumstance. The consequence of a worthless mother who is a narcissistic psychopath....

If you are gay
That’s not ok
And I gotta say
Dude what the hay?!

Because if you are a dude
And you are in the mood
To strip and get a kick
From a guy with a big d***
Then I...

My girlfriend’s mother saw her sucking my c***. She stood in the hall and watched her s*** me. She said nothing but only watched. My girlfriend doesn’t know.

I flirted during my interview my first interview. I let him touch my b**** during my second interview. I sucked his d*** in the third interview and got the job I have been wanting for a long time.

My terminally ill son committed suicide and I held his hand while he took the pills.

I can no longer tell friend from foe 🙁 everybody trolls me cause I’m an easy target, is it so wrong to troll back?

At a private spa I belong to they have 2 times during the week that it is mixed times, men and woman can saunda and wirlpool together, early morning on wednesdays for about 3 hours and sundays from 10:00 am to 12:00 pm. I always wondered about it and since...

I’m going on a job interview tomorrow and I feel sick to my stomach. I know even if I get the job the happiness wont last because I will most likely not like my coworkers. I never do. Dream coworkers are coworkers who do not speak unless it is to...

I’m sitting here, having started my job a week ago and I want to call in sick. I mean, I am actually sick but why do I actively sabotage things in my life? I’m sat here, knowing there’s something wrong with me but I’m not able to ask for help,...

Sometimes I remember what my life was like before you were in it. How happy and content I was. I feel envious thinking about me back then. I didn’t even know you were missing from my life.
It has been the best and hardest 7 months of my life...

So many disappointments. Life goes on.

I wish to run away with you and elope.

My FWB is starting to get too emotionally attached and a bit clingy. Hate that I might have to end it with her, but when we started we both agreed that this would only be a FWB relationship because we’re both married and neither of us wants to leave our...

I was m*********** in the bathroom at school, when my math teacher walked in and pissed on the wall. Then I sharted all over the door and died.

I wish the Kardashians would choke, drown , and die in a vat of their own s***. Let’s make that happen. We can make a public event out of it. Scott goes first, the f****** peasant.

I just can’t do this anymore. I just can’t.

I seriously want my brother to die, I have for years. But I don’t want to kill him.

was taking a nice hot shower and i thought id load up some p*** to watch through the shower glass…then when i got out i checked to see the video and the volume was actually pretty loud. but i couldnt hear it inside the shower. so yeah, hopefully no one...

I am feeling so stressed about everything that I am seriously considering taking up smoking. I am so done with this s*** that I just want to have an escape. I just want to get high as f*** and not feel anymore.

I had an online gf, thought she was the one (I was almost 18 when we first met) since it was my first relationship, felt good since it was entirely mutual. It lasted 7 months, near the end whenever we talked it felt boring and awkward, eventually she broke up...

I hate most everyone except my mother. I can’t hate her she pretends to love me. Dear commenters f*** you in advance thanks for your prophetic wisdom nobody asked for s*** my c*** I’m done with everyone.