my pee is like toothpaste
Howard wolowitz ✡️
Missing people tonight. Goddamn this s****.
i fantasize about how rich i’d be if i were single
I want to start a business but I’m afraid – I can’t afford to be unsuccessful. My ideas are always flowing and this is not going away. I need to take the first step to do it!
What do you do when you feel helpless about a situation? I’m so angry I want to scream and scream. I hate someone and want to scream it at her – she is incredibly self centered and I hate her.
I’m scared that my 20 year old son will make a mistake that hurts his chances for a good life. He’s decided to move out and work and not go to school – it’s breaking my heart because he moved into his girlfriend’s family and they live in a trailer!!...
Wish I could do something to fight back. Really angry and feel helpless.
Had a child using a donor – not ever going to tell. Is that wrong?
My kitten is the absolute cutest – she’s grey and we call her Tabitha. Get a pet from a shelter, you won’t be sad!
Oh and the Fairfax realtor is INSANE bully – and I’m thinking she broke some Privacy Act laws. I would actually invite the b**** to sue me – I’ve got so much documentation that I will have a nice settlement from this crazy whack job crazy. What an idiot, said...
I want to slap a stupid greedy realtor – wrote a truthful review and she went nuts and threatened a lawsuit. Her husband is a Judge and she includes him on her moronic rants – life is too short but this b**** thinks she’s perfect and she isn’t. She continued...
David my old Uni mate, you are so handsome and s*** and I’ve had this gay crush on you for a few years now. That’s the only reason I’m still in touch with you 😛 you just get sexier everytime I see you and last time I met up with...
notice how joyce poop ters jealousy motivated her every move in the last 30 years to abuse me… wow. what an obsessive effort.
I wanted you to visit me. Every day I tried to figure out which places you’d like to see and which foods you’d like to try. I wanted so badly to show you my world. I wanted to find out more about you. You said you’d visit.
But you never...
I didn’t know what love really was until my little boy was born.
My father is against same s** love but recently I’ve discovered that I’m bisexual! Not because of a man broke my heart or some s*** like that but because i truly am attracted to both! I don’t know how i would break it to him or my mom…
I like guys that have long hair, not to long. I don’t like to tell people this mainly because they judge me since i’m Mexican, and like those type of guys.
i didn’t want to meet up with you tomorrow because i don’t want to get attached because you’re going home. i think i’m a little attached already though and that scares the s*** out of me.
My mom jokes around with me that she thinks i have an eating disorder. I think she’s not kidding…. and i’m starting to think it too….
I hate everything about this situation, but i still wish that you could love me back…
When I was 5 or 6, I was raped by my cousin multiple times throughout a year. He still scares me now.
I think I’m getting old. I find Lorelei sexoer than Rory.
I constantly tell the boy I’m dating now that he was my “first choice” and I no longer have feelings for my friend, when in fact I still do and that friend was my real “first choice”.
I f****** hate my mum. Wish that stupid Asian b**** would.go back to her country. I strive to be anything like you. You have such a loser attitude to life and try to incorporate your thoughts into my brain. Oh it’s dangerous if you travel oh you stupid not work...
I’m in love with my best friend only two other people know about this. she doesn’t know. I’ve hidden it from her after all these years but I won’t tell her because her love will never be returned. she is straight and I just happened to fall for her. I...
I seduced my cousin when i was 16… and later my another cousin seduced me when she was 15… now its been a practice… so now i seduce my own sister who is 13 i cannot control… I sleep n*** with her.. she knows it but she doesn’t tell or...
After swearing off relationships for years (post-6 year abusive relationship) I finally found someone who is so incredible he changed my mind. After months of becoming very close friends with him while warding off his clear romantic interest in me with reiterations of my disdain for relationships, the very week...
last night I was watching some videos and I love that song “I like the way you move” and in the back bedroom my flat mate was yelling out crap and singing “I LIKE THE WAY YOU SCREW”, I had to laugh and the look of embarrassment that came over...
I work in an experimental businesses all I ask of staff is that they be patient and keep an open ear to what is going on around the firm. who is pressing who, where and when, I need feed back in subtle ways so others are not hearing what my...
I am a young women who has to sending messages on health and medical documents to help my husband at work. I am a girl and this might sound crazy but my husband is not a man he is a woman. we are a lesbian couple and many don’t understand....
I still love you and it isn’t fair that you don’t love me back. You said i didn’t do anything wrong, that the feelings just weren’t there. That was the worst feeling ever. How do I learn from this? I told you I respected your honesty and i truly did....
I tried to kill myself last night I hate everything… I hate how she has someone to help pick her up when she falls, and then there me, picking up all of the peices by myself. I HATE YOU. I hate how you always come first. I...
My friend and I swore not to have s** with other people.
We had fucked while he was already in a relationship.
I had s** with an old friend last night.
sometimes i go as long as i can without eating. not because i think i’m fat. but because i want to see if i can do it. the longest ive made it is 2 days. i find that to be very disappointing.
I’ve been having an affair for nearly 2 years. I’m completely in love with him yet I don’t think he will ever choose me. I’m not sure why I never seem to be enough… sometimes love just isn’t enough and it s****.
i’m working out and losing weight, but i STILL feel like i fatass. I STILL feel worthless and like im just occupying space. I dont know what to do anymore…
I have dirty thoughts about Kellin Quinn…
I want to go back to school, because my family bores me. I mean i LOVE them SO much, but they dont do anything! they just leave me alone to rot. I mean i love that they dont bother me but do they have to be SO damn boring? .-.
My sister keeps on yelling that I should leave her house, while I have no where else to stay
my “friend” won’t pay me back my 300 dollars. i feel stupid for lending it and trusting them. i feel used and helpless and theres nothing i can do about it.
I’m falling in love with you and none of the people I care about even know you exist. I’m afraid if I tell them and let all this happiness out of my heart you’ll disappear…so I whisper my growing love into my pillow at night.