I lied to many times about when i first had s**

My thoughtss are driving me crazzy

When I go to bed at night, I pray to God that he will kill me in my sleep. Every single night. I’m only in my 20’s, too afraid to do it myself but too miserable to face having to do this for the rest of my life.

I want to fist my a******

I am a 34 year old virgin.

When I deployed told my family I never left the wire and never got shot at. The truth is we got shot at or mortared every other f****** day. I killed at least 6 people and watched 2 friends die 1 of them in my arms… I didn’t tell them...

I am a high school counsellor, but I can’t say this to my students… The majority of “homosexual” teens are either doing it for attention, confusion, or just going through a phase. It rarely sticks through past the early 20s.

my fiancee is a stupid, fat stubborn douchbag who can’t make any decisions for himself. he has bad advice and no logical back-up for his stupid arguments. he is a pig when it comes to s**. he makes stupid fart sounds and laughs. he goes ‘ooo boobies’ or ‘ooo v*****’...

Lately I have been having dreams lately that involved people that I know, or knew. At first they were dreams where I was argueing with these people, but then it would result into physical fighting.
Another I had was I was at a store, and a person I knew...

I’m jealous… I’m trying to become better friends with him and most times it seems to be going well enough, but whenever his other female friend comes over I always feel left out. They seem to click way better than he and I do. I know it shouldn’t but it...

I think Lorde is darn creepy

I confess to thinking about 7 ways I can have chocolate for breakfast most mornings before I get out of bed.

I was on a family vacation where I met a really hot guy. We flirted a lot, but we could never be alone because my younger sister was always tagging along. So one night after a few drinks, the guy and I snuck off to the kiddie pool and started...

He was gorgeous and kept buying me drinks. At the end of the night, I went back to his place. His pad was a mess, and for two hours, he made me read newspaper articles that featured his athletic achievements and even popped in a video of his latest game!...

In the past I did many awful things to impress my friend & to keep them as a friend. It wasn’t worth it. They are no longer my friends & that is for the best. S** should not be used to keep someone in your life. They don’t actually want...

ok first off i do not want to get lectured so save it for someone else. i am just wondering if anyone thinks i have a chance of hooking up with my friends husband. i know he thinks im hot he always looks at me and flirts with me. i...

i think i need to leave this house. wait that’s an understatement. i think i need to leave my husband. we’ve never had anything in common. we’ve tried to make it work. however after 13 years i’m so done with trying. we’ve tried to find things in common, we try...

in the spring of my senior year i was interviewing for jobs. one employer invited me to atlanta for an interview. i stayed at holiday inn. i was hot night and i was sitting out by the pool and this guy offered me 100 bucks to s*** him off. i...

i’m a submissive guy who is really, really, really into giving oral to women. unfortunately, i am very “unendowed” in that department. it barely sticks out, which makes it really hard to do well. ironically, i just so happen to have a really big d***, almost 9 inches. but i...

my friends accuse me of having an overactive imagination. i have told them about several of my encounters and they choose not to believe me. i am like them, so what i do when the right guy comes along is not anything they would do. i have participated in pretty...

after 26 years apart from my ex-wife, i’m still in love with her and can’t move on. i even married again many years ago, but it didn’t take because, to be honest, my heart just wasn’t in it, though to be fair, i don’t think hers was either. i thought...

Looking for calm: friendship, addiction, the riots, suicide, and where to nap

It was very busy outside but opening the map I used my finger to find a calm place on the northeastern part of the Northern Line. Gathering up my friends and energy, or sometimes alone, it was always...

Im a guy, I have a girlfriend and I love her. But I have a fantasy about getting used s******* by a group of guys. I like to j******* to p*** and I get jealous of the girl sucking the guy’s c***.

I have a secret fantasy about a relationship with hot twin guys. Not just s**, a relationship. Sleeping in between them, loving them both. It will never happen, I know but it’s my secret fantasy.

in all honesty, and i’m not saying this with much sadness or attention seeking, just 100% pure and honest truth; i don’t think i’ll ever have somebody fall in love with me. i fall in love with people very easily, but i’ve never experienced somebody whos loved me just the...

I’m 21 almost 22 and only get romantic feelings for girls. I have a girlfriend now but when I was single, I liked to go out and give guys I have never met blowjobs just for the fun of it. Now that I’m in a relationship (and in love with...

LIKE, GUYS WANT TO GET WITH CHOO ELIZABETH … I AM TRYING TO HELP CHOOO!!!!

ELIZABETH CHRISTOFELL IS STALKING ME AND GETTING PEOPLE SHE KNOWS TO LIVE NEAR ME TO ABUSE ME… AGAIN

F*** OFF OLD DIRTY C*** S*** W**** DOG

ELIZABETH FUCKSWAFFEL I HATE YOUR DOG SOUL IF I EVER SEE YOU I AM GOING THRASH YOU C*** SMUG DIRTY C*** FACE… THAT...

I could die tomorrow having never said “I love you,” or held your hand, kiss you or anyone for that matter. I could die a virgin and be okay with that.

I think I love my boyfriend. We’ve been together for 8months and are even taking a trip to Florida together. The thing is, I love being around him. But I have to talk myself into having s** with him. I don’t care for kissing him. Hes a great guy. I...

It’s sorta weird to me that I trust him with my phone more than my own boyfriend. I mean, I guess I did offer to let him look at the personal pictures on there so…there’s really nothing else worth hiding.

I’m a lesbian but I sometimes fantasize about being dominated by a black guy :/

I DIDNT KNOW WHERE TO PUT MY C** THE FIRST TIME I WANKED SO I PUT IT INTO THE MAYONNAISE CONTAINER NO ONE EVER FOUND OUT

I DIDNT KNOW WHERE TO PUT MY C** THE FIRST TIME I WANKED SO I PUT IT INTO THE MAYONNAISE CONTAINER NO ONE EVER FOUND OUT

I watch p*** at work and m********* in the toilets all the time. I’m a girl

I’ve been with my boyfriend over two years and I love him with all my heart but I can’t help but want to sleep with other guys. Just s**, nothing more. Before him I used to put it about quite a bit, and I enjoyed it. I love my boyfriend...

I lost my virginity at age 14. I used to regret it but now I’m not so bothered. The past is the past. However, when the guy I lost it to broke up with me, I told him and a few others he made me pregnant and I had a...

My dream is to get in a fistfight with someone I work with. I can’t wait for the day I leave this place.

I love him… I would do anything for him. But pet his parents we weren’t allowed to be together. I get lonely and I need the attention. Which I hate myself for. I have this other guy friend.. We were really good friends at first. But then we decided to...

I’ve been dating this girls for 1 year and 6 months. Shes cheated on me a couple times, never physically though. So a couple a months ago I had s** with two different guys and the guilt is eating me alive. I wasn’t trying to get back at her or...