exams where dead easy ohmg! I cn get 96 percent! I loved it. ! Bt i told evry one i cn get 54

F*** pro-choice CUNTS for using the Lacey Peterson case as a pawn to protect abortion.

Lacey Peterson died and the human fetus inside her womb was a clearly A FULLY DEVELOPED BABY that was NOT ABORTABLE.

But the Pro-Choice CUNTS who DID NOT WANT LEGISLATION TO PROTECT WOMEN FROM LOSING...

You hold me just the same as he does, the same way they all do. You kiss me in all the same ways, the same places. How boring. Pull my hair or something.

I’m so determined to f*** him that I’m willing to overlook his weird kissing and the fact that he probably failed Female Anatomy 101. Some blue eyes and a nice voice go a long way, huh?

I had s** with an animal a duck when I was young and since then I have been addicted to m*********** , I have slept with my uncles son n my sister at night I hv weird dreams of having s** with both male and females and sometimes animals .....

My significant other is long distance, and we only occasionally get to fly to see each other. It’s been so long since I’ve really been made love to, that I had to watch the erotica / female-friendly categories on a p*** site to come up with muse for a short...

I don’t have alot of money and i’ve been stealing from my uncle whos rich but i take a little bit and he doesnt know, i really want to stop and i don’t like it but its very hard.
I hope god forgives me and supports me with this...

My great problem is m***********. I am working and following God, every day, with love. But, I have one black spot on my soul, m***********. My wife is far away, and I am working in development

While we’re on a certain wavelength here let’s get some things straight- I didn’t move my entire life across country for you, but you think what you want. If by some virtue we crossed paths that would have not bothered me but clearly would have bothered you. More importantly I...

I miss you so much my body aches.

I had my first ever experience with another girl just a few hours ago… It was a little strange but still pretty enjoyable

I’ve been a solitary person for as long as I can remember. Friendships have come and gone, and I’ve never cared for romance. When I was a teenager I had a boyfriend for two weeks. I broke up with him because I prefered to be alone than with him. Intimacy...

They flaunt their relationship to the point where no one can stand them. He’s my brother in law and she’s a manipulative entitled brat.

Kimberley Bucher who lives in Columbus, OH is a home wrecker who has no morals. She knew that she was sleeping with a guy who was not only taken, but taken with a girl who was pregnant with his baby and still chose to sneak around with him; Low class...

The voices in my head have more fun than I do.

Older cars and younger women: Recipe for trouble. A delicious, delicious recipe. And I can’t stop indulging.

When I killed her, it was so easy, that I wanted to kill her again. I got down on both my knees and she ain’t coming back again.

My husband is a heroin addict and he works for a large corporation in NYC.
I work for a small food and beverage production business and I am not an addict. He has ruined our credit and caused me to go into debt I will probably never get out...

I’m edgy and unique amongst my peer group because I’m an unashamed intellectual, have somehow not found tattoos and piercings that I value more than an intact outer integument, and don’t have a normative nominative niche I can be categorized by. I WEEP for the species.

My teacher caught me m*********** in the bathroom. I guess he liked it, judging by the bulge in his pants when I came on the mirror. What should I do? I really like him.

All this ‘warrior’ b******* is just that. The concept of warriors died when the Roman legions demonstrated how formations and tactics could kick some serious wog a**, no matter the individual bravery and skill. Been a long time since then.

Wish soldiers would give way to warriors again.

Should it bother me that both my mother and mother-in-law spent time as professional dominatrices?

She begged me to take her, in character as Fluttershy, wearing the right colors more or less, and all as her idea. I’m ashamed to remember how hard I came.

I should’ve gone to just about any other university instead of settling for the one that was free for me but left me academically disillusioned and with no job placement assistance or social contacts.

So I’m sitting here in a coffee shop I haven’t been to for six months. Seated across the room and glaring at me are:

Dude — I was his friend but had a problem with how he treated his girlfriend and made that known. She cut him a lot of...

He was inexperienced, an a******, and so determined to be the biggest swinging d*** that he was talking about hooking us all up with Nigerian teenage prostitutes. Why would I have helped him move?

Unless they can walk, eat, dress, s***, and talk on their own, keep your goddamn self-basting hideous little pot-roasts away from me, thanks, because they’re not even humans in my eyes yet.

Your baby isn’t cute. It looked like Winston Churchill when it ruined a perfectly good c*** and toughened...

Apparently she liked it rough. REALLY rough. Safeword and police rough. Being loved wasn’t enough, she wanted to be owned. I can’t beat the s*** out of somebody I love, ESPECIALLY during a bonding act. Now that she’s out of my life, I think about treating her as rough as...

I’m a Christian. And I had s**. I didn’t mean to let it happen, but it was so in the moment and I wanted it too. And now I’m thinking or trying to persuade myself that it’s just an old fashioned, out-dated custom just like stoning and beheading and all...

Sometimes I miss being the sought-after one. Even though I have a lovely wife. I miss having friends, miss being wanted.

Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to have a nervous breakdown and just….get it out of the way, then rebuild? Instead of shoveling yourself out from under s*** every time and winding up tighter every time you do?

Wouldn’t it be nice to have the disposable income and the...

I wish you were still 12. We could have saved each other from so many bad decisions. Right time, wrong place, but not by much.

The ex had my abortion and a stillbirth that was a surprise pregnancy. Supposedly I saved her life by calling 911. The truth is that staying calm and calling in trained help was the only way that I could retreat and not deal with the horror. To this day I...

It’s incredibly liberating to find a girl with whom even your deepest, most taboo fantasies are shared, but when it comes to attempting to execute them we keep running into weird jealousy issues that stop us before we can even plan to start. That doesn’t even touch on the legal...

This is the first real job I’ve had where I’m treated like an asset and not a liability, where I know I can put in 40 years and retire. I love the company, the job’s pretty perfect, the pay is great, it’s not even that stressful but I’m terrified I’ll...

I’m only gay for (male) dogs. I wish my husband understood that.

He’s my partner and that’s forever but she’s the woman I’ve always wanted. Living with him drives me mad but lets me unwind, living with her satisfies me but I can’t ever relax from a traditional head-of-household role. They’re fundamentally incompatible, hate each other for the qualities I love them...

Whenever I see a minority in a position of power or authority, I just assume it was Affirmative Action and there was some sort of quota the company had to fill.

I love you so much yet I hate you with the burning passion of a thousand suns. YOU PISS ME THE F*** OFF, but I can never be mad at you for long. You’re a complete idiot and it compliments my idiocy perfectly. . Why do I love you? You’re...

I love you so much yet I hate you with the burning passion of a thousand suns. YOU PISS ME THE F*** OFF, but I can never be mad at you for long. You’re a complete idiot and it compliments my idiocy perfectly. . Why do I love you? You’re...