When I killed her, it was so easy, that I wanted to kill her again. I got down on both my knees and she ain’t coming back again.

My husband is a heroin addict and he works for a large corporation in NYC.
I work for a small food and beverage production business and I am not an addict. He has ruined our credit and caused me to go into debt I will probably never get out...

I’m edgy and unique amongst my peer group because I’m an unashamed intellectual, have somehow not found tattoos and piercings that I value more than an intact outer integument, and don’t have a normative nominative niche I can be categorized by. I WEEP for the species.

My teacher caught me m*********** in the bathroom. I guess he liked it, judging by the bulge in his pants when I came on the mirror. What should I do? I really like him.

All this ‘warrior’ b******* is just that. The concept of warriors died when the Roman legions demonstrated how formations and tactics could kick some serious wog a**, no matter the individual bravery and skill. Been a long time since then.

Wish soldiers would give way to warriors again.

Should it bother me that both my mother and mother-in-law spent time as professional dominatrices?

She begged me to take her, in character as Fluttershy, wearing the right colors more or less, and all as her idea. I’m ashamed to remember how hard I came.

I should’ve gone to just about any other university instead of settling for the one that was free for me but left me academically disillusioned and with no job placement assistance or social contacts.

So I’m sitting here in a coffee shop I haven’t been to for six months. Seated across the room and glaring at me are:

Dude — I was his friend but had a problem with how he treated his girlfriend and made that known. She cut him a lot of...

He was inexperienced, an a******, and so determined to be the biggest swinging d*** that he was talking about hooking us all up with Nigerian teenage prostitutes. Why would I have helped him move?

Unless they can walk, eat, dress, s***, and talk on their own, keep your goddamn self-basting hideous little pot-roasts away from me, thanks, because they’re not even humans in my eyes yet.

Your baby isn’t cute. It looked like Winston Churchill when it ruined a perfectly good c*** and toughened...

Apparently she liked it rough. REALLY rough. Safeword and police rough. Being loved wasn’t enough, she wanted to be owned. I can’t beat the s*** out of somebody I love, ESPECIALLY during a bonding act. Now that she’s out of my life, I think about treating her as rough as...

I’m a Christian. And I had s**. I didn’t mean to let it happen, but it was so in the moment and I wanted it too. And now I’m thinking or trying to persuade myself that it’s just an old fashioned, out-dated custom just like stoning and beheading and all...

Sometimes I miss being the sought-after one. Even though I have a lovely wife. I miss having friends, miss being wanted.

Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to have a nervous breakdown and just….get it out of the way, then rebuild? Instead of shoveling yourself out from under s*** every time and winding up tighter every time you do?

Wouldn’t it be nice to have the disposable income and the...

I wish you were still 12. We could have saved each other from so many bad decisions. Right time, wrong place, but not by much.

The ex had my abortion and a stillbirth that was a surprise pregnancy. Supposedly I saved her life by calling 911. The truth is that staying calm and calling in trained help was the only way that I could retreat and not deal with the horror. To this day I...

It’s incredibly liberating to find a girl with whom even your deepest, most taboo fantasies are shared, but when it comes to attempting to execute them we keep running into weird jealousy issues that stop us before we can even plan to start. That doesn’t even touch on the legal...

This is the first real job I’ve had where I’m treated like an asset and not a liability, where I know I can put in 40 years and retire. I love the company, the job’s pretty perfect, the pay is great, it’s not even that stressful but I’m terrified I’ll...

I’m only gay for (male) dogs. I wish my husband understood that.

He’s my partner and that’s forever but she’s the woman I’ve always wanted. Living with him drives me mad but lets me unwind, living with her satisfies me but I can’t ever relax from a traditional head-of-household role. They’re fundamentally incompatible, hate each other for the qualities I love them...

Whenever I see a minority in a position of power or authority, I just assume it was Affirmative Action and there was some sort of quota the company had to fill.

I love you so much yet I hate you with the burning passion of a thousand suns. YOU PISS ME THE F*** OFF, but I can never be mad at you for long. You’re a complete idiot and it compliments my idiocy perfectly. . Why do I love you? You’re...

I love you so much yet I hate you with the burning passion of a thousand suns. YOU PISS ME THE F*** OFF, but I can never be mad at you for long. You’re a complete idiot and it compliments my idiocy perfectly. . Why do I love you? You’re...

Im 16 male and I’m straight….I think….there are 2.people at my school that I just want in their pants the first is kinda an old crush his name is Jake he is a little shorter then most guys and kinda feminine I fantasies of sucking his p**** and playing with...

Im dating this guy that I’ve lost feelings for. I’ve been pushing him away for quite some time.. I honestly want him to take the hint because I think I’m practically in love with one of his really good friends, one of my old crushes that I never really got...

I’m so sorry but… I think I fell out of love with you. I never wanted it, but now that I’m stepping back this looks like something that mostly I created. And now that I take myself out of it what’s left?

You’re a great guy. You’re my best friend…I...

I hate you, you lazy childish b******. Youre the father so act like one, Im more of an adult than you. Why cant you act like an adult and take initiative, Im the child I can act like that but I dont. I dont want a friend I want a...

I’m a girl and I masterbate. There, I said it! I know I’m not supposed to, and I can’t tell anyone partially because of the social issues and also because my family is pretty religious. My parents and I don’t talk about these kinda of things so I don’t really...

I really like this guy omg I really like him and I thinks he likes me back and so we were in art class and some person was drawing him and he told the person not to draw some scar on his eyebrow that he didn’t like and I was...

I get turned on by women in bras. In fact, I have a bunch of those pictures on my computer and enjoy jacking off to them.

I’m kinda crushing on a teacher who doesn’t really know I exist. Like, he’s not my teacher, but I’ve talked to him before. He’s around 28 and I’m almost 15 and he’s gorgeous! I don’t love him or anything, but I love to watch him whenever he enters my class....

“Hmmm…she gets mad at me when I constantly pester her with completely unimportant nit picking nonsense. Maybe I should stop constantly pestering her with unimportant nit picking nonsense? NOPE IT’S HER PROBLEM FOR GETTING MAD NOT MY PROBLEM FOR CONSTANTLY BOTHERING HER FOR NO REASON!!!!” – husband

People are so, so incredibly stupid.

I am gay

Im 50 and still havent been s******* pleased #virgin

My dog was playing tug a war with me then he jumped forward and bit off my n***** and ran away with it so now I’m n*****-less..

I take painkillers every day just to be able to deal with life.

Im pregnant and I have never had s**. I think Im the next virgin Mary except my name is Vicki..

I slept with my teacher and he raised my GPA to 4.0 but Im now 16 and pregnant and dont know how to tell him