Let’s all take a laugh at the clown Where is he? Look in the mirror 🪞. It’s YOU! CLOWN 🤡
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THE J0KER
Find me in the back room of the maze at aqua face up mouth shape flush my throat with you seed
Butter all my rims
Esta noche
Ho ho ho out my BACKSNATCH
– KORVALLUS KRINGLE
I want a girlfriend, so she can make you jealous and do the things for me that you won’t! – Married 15 years
Have you ever spent so much time investing in people and planting “roots” so to speak, only to realize you don’t have a friend in the world. I pride myself in being a very good judge of character but I managed to surround my family and I with people who...
i love JACKING OFF especially in front of girls…with their permission of course…i just love the embarrassed feeling , along with the way it feels to JACKOFF..I get soooo excited with girls seeing me doing that. i beg them to watch me..most do.. laughing a lot while watching me.. i...
I lay in bed with my rock hard c*** pressed up against you every morning, yet you still refuse to have s** with me. Guess I’ll have to j******* in the shower. – Disappointed again
I know other women who would want to love and appreciate me!
I want to have a fetish s** with neighbor girl. I want to smell, lick, and j******* in her pantyhose. Have fetish s** with her all day long.
deep down I feel like I don’t want to change myself much now.
I just found out my friend’s girlfriend is pregnant and I am so jealous. I was pregnant 2 months ago, and miscarried. They’ve been together for 4 months, have just moved in together and they’re pregnant. I feel terrible that my happy face and excited smile is fake…
I think I like my best friend… A girl ( same as me) and a guy at the same time.
I only go to church to make my mom happy. I hate it. I know the people are nice and I should enjoy going, but I don’t. I wouldn’t go if she didn’t make me. I’m an atheist.
peeping again are you.
Outwardly I’m supportive, but I don’t really believe she’s going to turn her life around. I know she’s going to be the same as she always was- a thief, a mooch, a liar, a lazy blob with a bad attitude who wants to be taken care of. I keep HOPING...
I have been watching p*** again
my best friends dad cheated more then once and emptionally abused her about her weight and other things. my best friend doesnt know it but i do. she also doesnt know that hes not her real dad. her “dad” aka douche lied and told her that its her moms fault...
I met a guy on a p*** chat site and told him i was 24. im 13 and i talk to him and lie about working and my life and he says i think he likes me
I don’t care who you shove your balls for, but a child wow that is pretty sick, you are a bloody idiot and don’t belong here.
I m********* quite often and i intend to stop it!!!
My dirty fantasy. My wife has been expressing a s***** attraction to black men This turns me on more and more I have been online , looking to find her a black lover, as I found her fantasies very arousing I have sent pictures of her p****...
I came on Julie Lusk’s s*** undies as I sniffed her bra. The crotch of her p****** touching my c*** felt so good. It turns me on to know my seed was in her p****** as she wore them. It turns me on to know my c*** has touched where...
I don’t understand why she did not do what I wanted when I sent the kids around why didn’t she know I was giving myself at her ?
I worry about the future too much. It bounces around in my head whenever there is silence and it always makes me think of the impossible.
Sometimes I plan out my life perfectly and say yes all that will happen now what? But then I out in that one...
I hate myself so much. Why can’t I be awesome?
I kissed a girl under our schools playground equiptmeny
I have to smell my food before I eat it idk why
Not physical? More emotional. I am a young teenage girl and I was recent ally diagnosed with Alopecia Areata ( you lose your hair in different places for me my hair on top of my head). I’m really scared. I don’t know why, I mean it’s not like I’m going...
My only involvement with the World Cup is choosing to be on the Uruguay team for Waze…because it’ll get me more points to collect the soccer ball things and because that logo looks like a teeny Death Star and I’m a huge geek.
I tell myself I don’t want to...
my sister is a total s***. she is 16 im 14. she sleeps with many different guys, shes done at least one of my dads friends. we had people over for a picnic, i saw her blowing the guy in the garage while my dad was grilling burgers. the other...
I wish I was a little bit taller… I wish I was a baller… I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her… 🙁
#SocialIndependenceDay, starting July 4th-July 11th, 2014. Delete your Facebook account. Then return to it a week later (if you cant bear the thought of leaving for good). I PROMISE your info will still be there, haha. As if it never was deleted. Power is with the people of this nation....
All these girls whining because they’re virgins. OMG SHUT UP. Being a virgin isn’t a BAD thing.
I found a huge roach UNDER my pillow and now I can’t sleep. I’ve tried so hard to keep a clean house. What the heck? Where did it come from? WHY was it in my BED?! Under my pillow?! UGH I can’t stop shuddering in disgust. I’ve got to get...
I am not trying to troll with this I m********* by squezing my testicles. Is this strange?
I am always pissed off I always feel like people are ignoring I literally had zero friends last year all my new friends are always ignoring me. I JUST WANT TO BEAT SOME ONE UP TO LET IT ALL OUT. I know this isn’t that sad or big of a...
i luv snorting meth even more on mondays while watching spongebob its my fav thing evar…(;
I like it when my dog licks the inside of my mouth especially my tongue 😉
i want someone to squeeze my b**** aggressively
i like to put tweezers in my b*** and twist 🙂
I think I love him. I didn’t want to, but every day that I spent with him I liked him more and more. I dont want to leave in the morning. I dont. I hope he comes to find me like he says he will. I want to be with...
i enjoy it when my dog licks my lower back
i have a confession. i think something is wrong with me……. i have a weird obsession with eating raw chicken…(;