**Zion Williamson dunks**
Announcer: “The protocols of the elders of Zion!”
Oh no you’re bleeding 😀😀
-Mr Knife. 🔪🔪🔪
I was out and about and saw a homeless man defecating in a bucket. Aroused, I immediately undid my belt, dropped my pants and grabbed by pennis in a loose fist. Pumping it, my member hardened quickly. The shreiks of witnesses interrupted my rhythm so I ran away. From the distance I heard sirens.