Peeing blood. Or pooping bloody stools are common in cancer patients. Its not the worst . the worst is when morphine doesnt help with pain. That cigarette ? Isn’t ..
If you’re addicted ? GROW UP. Learn to deal with whatever is going on in your mind. If you love anyone? Quit for them. Some Hospice parients are former smokers ..
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry? 58!
Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired? Oh snap.
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry!
What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
Why was the fish’s grades bad? They were below sea level.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
What would bears be without bees? Ears.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’ The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants
When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!
The person 2 posts below you is way more gross than smokers. Non smokers who can’t just shut up quit hitch ng and walk away. Or vise Versa. You should try a smoke. ..
I sprung forward last night. Big mistake. No one else did. Now I am a week ahead of everyone.
Being stomped on and humiliated by a beautiful woman sounds fan-fucken-tastic. ☺️
On a lighter note guys I started crocheting again
Just nak cakap je, yg harini rasa sebal je aku ni rasa mcm bodoh tk guna. Ye aku tahu lah aku dtg lewat tapi mmg betul masalah aku pun, the problem is me and just ..
When I’m in class no one wants to talk to me I can’t make a conversation with anyone too so I’m always alone so why am I sad I should get used ..
Who ordered the shooting of Randall Barrs?
Am I the only one who laughs out loud when I read someone go off on an ex like he’s a revolting turd? I think it’s hilarious.
I love to go to bed with Nikki Haley , she is WWWOOOWWWWWWWWW
Don’t come to me and ask if you want to play with my balls and s*** my c***. You have a husband, go bag him instead. You like his c*** and he likes f****** ..
Having s***** abuse ptsd when you’re considered a pretty girl s**** a**. I don’t want people to be attracted to me. It doesn’t matter what I wear. I can wear ..
Why buy the orchids when the apples are free?
I love those women. Seriously. Seriously awesome. So so many. Even in my late 30’s, early 40’s, I had girls in their mid 20’s, we got to know each ..
IDK BUT BROOOOOOOO WTF YOU LITERALLY GOT MAD AT ME FOR NOT TEXTING YOU LIKE B**** ARE YOU F****** DUMB NO JK BUT LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR REPLYS ARE ”ok” ..
ok my friend changed my pfp to my art. that made me a bit happy. i like when my friends do that.
i feel sad. is it ok to feel sad for dumb reasons?
ngl I will be a good a** murder so if I murdered someone I will cut open the body take out all the bones and make it to powder and for the flesh I will cut it up and feed ..
commentary youtubers, specfically the ones like tommy and other like them. that turn fun little s*** into how society is doomed and how gen z s*** and blah blah ..