I heard the lady in the next Apt calling for help for like 20 minutes. I finally got up after finishing a blunt to see what all the hollaring was about. I knocked on her door and she cried out please come in, please help me.
So I walk into her Apt. I can hear noises from the back area and walk back there to find her stuck halfway in her dryer. I said what the f***, and she said she was cleaning it and got her arms stock inside and cannot get out. She was just wearing a T-Shirt and shorts, cleaning types I guess.
She was moving around a lot, and kind of struggling to get out of it. I tried to just pull her out by the waist and he shorts (lose fit gym shorts) slipped down a little revealing her undies. She asked me to stop pulling as it was hurting her arms. I grabbed her waist again to try and move her side to side, and her shorts slipped off her bottom and to her knees. She looked great and my C#ck realized it as well.
She asked me to pull her shorts up, and I told her hang on while I survey the situation a bit. In my rather high state, I guesses she could have got out if she really wanted to, so this was likely an invite to F#ck her. I was already excited and fully erect so I told her she needs to not think about being stuck, and her body will relax and she will be able to get free. She said OK, how do I do that…
I said let me show you, and pulled her P@ant#es down and got behind her. She was already wet, further confirming maybe she expected or wanted it. I slipped inside of her easily, and her say oh know, thats not what I wanted. and then as I thrust deeply she moaned a little, and I started really sliding it all the way out, and then deeply inside of her. She had an O within a minute and was ready for a second O when I felt her clench around me, it was too much and I released inside of her. I was still ready and just kept going, giving her 3 more O before I have my 2nd one.
We were both spent, and suddenly she slips out of the dryer… oh wow, it worked! Thank you so much for helping me. She moved closer to me and said she wanted to clean me up, and licked every drop off of me. I got dressed and told her anytime you need help to let me know… she Thanked me and I left…
I told my Step Dad I need money for the weekend with my friends.. He told me he had no money to give me, but if I could help out his buddies he was sure they could pay me some money. He said he could arrange it if I really wanted to earn some cash. I said sure, I will do it.
I heard him making phone calls, and told his friends to stop by and bring some extra cash, his step daughter needed to earn some money. He got off one of the calls and told me to take a bath and put on a short dress or skirt to look nice for his friends. So I got all cleaned up, shaved my legs and did my hair nice with some make up.
He told me to wait on the back porch and he would send his buddies in when they arrived. I heard a few of his friends at the door and they were handing him money, and he sent them back to me. They were grabbing and feeling me up and lifting my dress. I did not realize he was pimping me out to earn money.
I was basically the Ho, and had to service his friends by hand and with my mouth while they touched me all over and made a mess on various parts of me. When the last one left my step Dad came and said good job and handed me $200 cash. He asked me if I wanted to do it again next week… and smiled.
Happy late, late birthday. 1 17 Man, why do so many of my old posts how crazy high views? Like the “Bee movie,” one is almost 1000 My memories have been coming back to me, and I wanna say I saw my own post and was like hey, the bee movie; that’s my favorite movie. As if someone else said it. god, I was really gone. Not enough to forget permanently or be brain dead, but insane for sure. If you’re up for chatting, we can. I don’t see that ever happening, but I wanted to extend that offer to you. Your polar opposite.
You really shouldn’t fight it, it’s a great thing we are doing. We are both in the same boat, stop overthinking it. You have a man you can be completely and utterly open and real with about literally anything and everything, and you have a family and a life of your own. Best of both worlds. We are made for each other, don’t let this pass you by.
I started watching this “Hazbin Hotel” animated series and I think Charlie is so cute and innocent, she should be fucked hard and rough – and this is coming from a woman.
Nobody ever believes Santa r**** me annually until they see that he branded my left a** cheek with his name
Santa is more than just a creepy old man
Santa told me not to worry, because he’s gonna fill my a** up with lots of toys after he r**** me again
Santa used to have his elves tie me down with Christmas bows while he raped me up the a** and stuck action figures into my a** hole
The grinch was right about everything
Wake up canada, it’s time to deport these Fuckers back to India.
Deport you Indian Fuckers back to India
You f****** pakis and Indians make me sikh
I hate you f****** indians
There’s nothing good about a P*** and an Indian
I’m so done with you f****** dirty indians in Canada
Get the f*** out of Canada you dirty indians, go back to India
Fcuk, do I ever miss this site?! Throw some nasty confessions at me. I’m bored as siht
Is this website f****** censoring words now?
I’ve always had a gay elf r*** fetish
very hypocritical to stick up for your “tortured” partner while using those same “tactics” against people you dislike? Is it because they make you feel like the loser you were in high school? I don’t know why you’d worry about that. You’re still the exact same loser now that you...
We are the voices in my heads
We are the voices in our heads
I’m gonna steal your Christmas tree haha. -Santa Claus.
Look what you made me do, uh oh, I just did it again. I just started drinking bottles of my urine
Look what you made me do, uh oh, I just did it again. I just started uncontrollablly Masterbation
Look what you made me do, uh oh, I just did it again. I just started eating ashes of my grandpa
M*********** I’m iLL. -lil Wayne.
I have Random Erections. They just happen and often at the most inconvenient times. It can be very embarrassing.
I made a dog eat my s***, he got hard and I sucked his d*** and he pissed all over me. -Steve from pet smart.
Cats like to play games, they hit my d*** back and forth. -Steve from pet smart.
f*** you Mike and your stupid b**** Indian wife
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to touch my ding-a-ling
My name is Corvallus Winslow my backsnatch is for every black in America and beyond to use and abuse. BLACK LOADS MATTER to me and I just want to get my cheeks split by a b******** buck Monday through Friday (weekends are for my cis lady and Joe Biden events)....
This is now the father f****** forum
My p**** tingles when I see you
I was certified a retard, but who’s laughing now, I’m a comedian that makes more money den my fucken grocery store clerk dad.
I don’t f*** with b****** from queen street west
I want to f*** Lilly in an audi back seat
I want to f*** Kylie so much until her s***** tattoos rub off
Je parley n**** haha
When I was fighting in WW2 for Tha allies I got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite in the trenches
Mexican women are like worms, thin, slippery and lots of them want water
I’m gonna tickle your dad’s p****