Retro Classics Essen 2026

As 18 year old virgins my cousin and I who are a few months apart in age were so tired of being virgins we decided to have s** with each other just to see if we liked it.

My cousin and I are both girls. We were both 18 years...

Tyler the lot associate once fuckedd a man up the asss to see if he was gay

Bro he is the last piece of the puzzle

Can Z from Turkey 🇹🇷

Guilt of being rude to others and parents as well for showing myself. They are people as well. I release the guilt and suppressed emotions.

I fucken hate Amo man, this guy.

Can Z from Turkey 🇹🇷

Stick a knife in your ear and make you scream when it scrapes the wax off your brain 🧠

Mr Knife 🔪

I keep thinking about doing it with an older guy even if they are gross looking idk why

Octarine……..

No one came as expected… not self sabotage but how people always treated me and option. But if you flip it on me f*** you because if you want to keep the score you brush me off when I tried or blame shifted.

Fucken hospittal trynna Medicate a niggga
Laughing gas n painkillers got me feelin like a reptar tyrannosaurus Rex with an erect dickk stiff as a tree

Jaeden the Creator (adhd super rapper)

He does open heart surgery with garden tools.

“The A Team”

I’ll never forget the words of wisdom my mom gave me: “How does it feel to know you’ll never get to enjoy s** with someone who loves you- because no one loves you and you’re ugly as hell!”

Took some fucken shrooms
Got me seeing fucken dynasors
Reptar tyrannosaurus Rex dickks
Meth got my teeth Fallin out
Rapid weight lost put me in coma

Jaedyn the creator (ADHD Super rapper)

At the age of 72 years I have come to realize I have gone from being gay, to completely turning into a c*** sucking f*****. I have sucked more c**** and swallowed more c** than any other man or woman in Montana.

F***. I just want to ask you to f*** me. No games. Just downright f*** me. I’m lighter now so you can just flip me around and go at it. Want to get a little drunk, a little tipsy ans then go back to a nice place and have you...

I wish my wife wasn’t so practical and pro active, it makes me look bad. Yeah I knew the bathroom needed cleaning, I was going to get round to it when I felt like doing it. She just swooped in and did it in the mean time.

Donnalee needs to be put into a psychward

My dog is the only reason why I haven’t killed myself. No matter how much physical and mental pain I’m in, if I die, she would starve to death before anyone realized. I love her so much, I don’t want anything bad to happen to her.

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My bf and I live about two hour drive apart. We get together most weekends, dinners, dancing, intimacy. I leave my undies at his place on Sunday, and drive home. He wears them during the night dreaming of me.

I really do love my girlfriend, but i have needs she just can’t satisfy.

I am going away on a 3 night break to a 4 star hotel with a spa.
I have one mission, to spend every possible minute naked. I will strip as soon as I get in my room and only dress when I go outside the room. I will...

My friend Bruce and I were having a debate and I need some STRAIGHT jocks out there to help! Listen up straight bros your pal Corvallus here and I think straight men will think my BACKPUSSY feels better than a ciswoman FRONTPUSSY. To help settle this I’ll pay $25 per...

I’m wide awake. 8>< Look, scissors. 🙂

I want to watch my wife, Kelly, have s** with other men. I want to watch them c** inside her fertile, unprotected p****.

i think im slowly starting to see my guy friend as more than friends. what weirder is that my very close girly also likes him, like fully like him. no one knows how i feel because frankly, i don’t think it’s real thoughts or feelings. all 3 of us are...

I been doing trades n business on FB market place and Men are so quick to accept a BJ for part of Trading and I have 2 dicks I have to s*** this weekend

we told her parents we were friends when we went to visit. they were very nice and accommodating. little did they know every time they had their backs turned we were running off and f****** like bunnies

Pronouns on passports now!

-Avi Lewis
Fae/Faer
Born at 330 ppm

My girlfriend told me she wants more. I thought that sounds good. I asked her what she meant, like doing more things together, going more places?

She said no she wants more co.ck. I thought well that means more banging. Then she added that she wants more co.ck which...

The way she looks at me when I plunge my tongue 👅 in and out of her p**** throbbing as I pleasure her. Her hips bucking up and down with excitement as I eat her out, giving her such satisfaction she cries out and then goes limp

Wednesday April 15th 2026
Donnalee has had one of her worst psychotic episodes in months.
12 hours in so far.
This is her 4th day of meltdowns this april

How bout dinner in Las Vegas and a dinner of your choosing?

-Turner Classic Movies,

TV PROGRAMMM

Vincent Eugene Martz, from McConnellsburg, mercersburg Pennsylvania, is indeed referred to in public accounts and community discussions as “Igor” or “Egor” MerchantCircle, bing search.***. This nickname appears in Masonic lodge 774 and community-related listings, as well as in family and church-related commentary, where it is used in a derogatory context...

Stupid f*****. If you ruined my chances with her ill point the police at you when I use that helium tank I bought to kill myself. Shes the only reason worth living. I blocked that person because I was nervous her mother was spying on me.

it started as “i want to look a little better”. i was 134lbs, happy, but i always felt a little big. so, in january i started counting calories. at first it didn’t mean much, i still ate about 1900 a day. fast forward to march and i was barely getting...

2008 Audi R8 V8 at Yonge St and Gerrard st.

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Red 1992 Honda Civic EG in Gütersloh Germany 🇩🇪

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Blue 2007 Porsche 911 at Church and Wellesley Street (the village).

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