I created a fake Instagram account just to look at my ex-boyfriend’s page. Even his girlfriend’s. And I am dating someone else. Am I being jealous already?

I avtar pahal am p*** watcher n masturbater

an uneducated idiot would not use the word impedes.

I dislike my psychiatrist, he just gives my brother and I pills but gets nervous when we question the pharmaceutical industry in front of him and can’t come up with a good argument. He may be nice sometimes but I’d much rather not rely on pills

I hope this makes me feel better. I am 15. I have a medium sized family. And 2 of my aunts, k and r, are 24 and 22. They are my “1/2 aunts”, my moms 1/2 sisters. K is about 5’6″ and r is 5’9″ both are atractive and blonde....

I talked with a man from the UK for years – to protect the innocent I’ll name him John. We became close friends from the time I was 15/16 years old. We would talk nearly every day, we’d exchange gifts in the mail, call eachother, text eachother – we developed...

I hate how people act hostile towards suicide, people who are suicidal, and even people who have already committed suicide. Oh its selfish, you’re weak, its cowardly, etc. Hello? No seriously. Hello? Listen to yourself. Repeat those things out loud and alone. What on earth makes you think insulting and...

At 16 she taught me love, I made a childish promise to her that no matter what happend between us we could always be friends if it didn’t work out. It’s been 10 years since we first met, the distance that separated us. And the taboos that kept us apart....

I fucked your mom and she liked it, and then asked for more. That’s right I’m a mother fucker!

My friend turns out not to be who I thought she was and I don’t know if I can ever think of her the same and I want the best for her.

Why do you have to be so perfect? When you grabbed my arm the other night at the company outing I wanted to wrap my arms around you.

I will never get my life back. I owe it to people like you. Thanks for helping destroy me.

my cousin knows i like a guy and we’re both friends with him yet she always clings to him and it makes me so angry i just want to hit her.

A Jewish girl I know is on her birthright trip to Israel right now and posting to Facebook about how amazing and wonderful it is. I’m so f****** thrilled that American Jews get to go on a fun vacation there while people in Gaza are getting bombed en masse.

some days are hard. Some days I wish I could disappear. Some days I wish everything ended the day my dad died.

I just created several fake instagram accounts to verbally harass my boyfriends ex-girlfriend. She has never done anything to me and I hate bullying. She even seems like a nice person. I’m just extremely jealous that she was prettier than me and her b**** were way more bigger. My insecurities...

I make gifts for people because I’m desperate for them to like me.

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I met the person I’m falling for on tinder. And I made the first move. And I’m the girl.

After I totally shaved my p**** for bikini season I have discovered that I like the way it feels. I stopped wearing p****** and now just wear skirts. It makes me feel s*** and I stay wet. The boys at school have no idea.

People are sick and stupid.

So I’m in marching band and this takes place at band camp. So at lunch I was sitting with a bunch of girls from all different ages. Then, one of the girls, we’ll call her Sarah, got the idea of shipping people together in the band. So it was fun...

Get inbetween my legssssssssssssssssss and plough me.

Meow, meow, meow.

I’m in a really bad mood today. I get annoyed at the least little thing and I just want to go to bed. I don’t want to clea my house. I don’t want to work toward the future. I just want to dump my responsibilities for once and SLEEP.

I’m having a great lunch.

Sometimes I wish my husband would hit me. Then I could prove the pain he causes me.

I confess that I am not a good person. I pretend that I don’t watch p*** etc. But actually I do a lot. It harms a lot. I don’t believe in god or religion, because I think it is illogical. I have cheated many people in my life. I lie...

I always think about you when I self serve. You’re the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in my life. You have great hair. I tend to get upset when you shave your facial hair off. I don’t normally like men with facial hair but when you have a goatee...

Can’t be friends with most women. Can’t be friends with most men. But I get along great with animals. I guess it’ll be just me and my cats for the rest of my life.

I don’t need a guy to protect me. But sometimes it would be nice to walk with someone I was in a relationship with down the street so that other guys wouldn’t hit on me.

For the first time someone said “Good Morning” to me at my apartment complex. I’ve been living here for a few years and nobody had ever greeted me. I don’t even think the guy who greeted me even lived around here. I had never saw him before. Every other resident...

i can’t stand the girls that reside in my neighborhood. They all seem to share the same messed up mentality and are selfish and immature. They can never give another woman who is dressed nicely, a compliment but they will stare hard at your entire outfit untill it seems...

Some time i do s** alone at my bed And i go to a psycologist every five days cause i have anger problems he gave me a pillow that i can kick it And do whatever i want with it if anyone of my friends knew they will leave me...

I’m so lazy that I am willing to continue being a virgin and without a girlfriend, because women like to date hardworking guys. I just like how my life is right now at 24,no job, just college but only one class. I am not ambitious, I live with my parents...

I want to run away.

I’ve never told anyone, but I’ve thought about suicide quite a lot, increasingly so in the past few months. I’m an Aquarius, and while I prefer to use logic and reason rather than some silly astrological chart to deluge a professional with my problems, I’ve found better answers in that...

I find my older brother attractive. Not just attractive but s*** also. Im s******* attracted to him and i know that if i had the guts id ask him to f*** me. Scary thing is i know he likes to read about i***** online so im affraid that if i...

i am capable of killing someone. i have killed 2 cats and 3 dogs in my lifetime since i was 9. no one has ever found out. i found different ways of disposing of their bodies. i try to stop myself but i have this urge to do it again,...

i love you jenny statham.