i don’t want to be a doctor cuz i don’t want to end up like you.

well, you wont be a smart -a** for long s*** when i sue you. i have been watching your whole turnout for ages. i will go all of you for mistreatment and abuse… and so will my parents smart a** s*** shyster shyann s****** b****.

have we got ourselves a smart-a** here have we!!! 70 year old shyann shyster shitshaker

I’m seriously considering converting to Buddhism.

I really can’t stand ignorant assholes in America who think that everyone needs to speak english. The U.S. has never declared an official language even though the prominent language is english. Give me ONE good reason why I should stop speaking my language and speak yours when you haven’t even...

THERE’S NOTHING SHY ABOUT YOU SHYSTER SHYANN… THERE’S NOTHING INNOCENT ABOUT YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

I confess that i don’t know what to eat for dinner.

SOME SOME YOU MURDER SOME SOME YOU LET GO SHYSTER SHYANN…

YOU GOT MORE RECORDS THEN THE KGB …

NEXT STOP JAIL!!!! SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAI PRISON BABY!!!

I was in a school board meeting, and I started one of my regular daydreams about engaging in g******** with people I come into daily contact with. One of the school board members is a tight blonde religious prude, another is a petite runner and the secretary of the board...

I found my bikini that was supposed to be clean with moist spots around the edges. I read that it could be someone jacking off with them. Is this true? I have found the same thing with my p****** a few times the clean ones and the dirty.
Someone...

Why can’t I find a man that will just have fun and not fall for me? I love having s** in every way. But it seems like every time I start to have no strings relationship he falls for me. I know I may sound like a s*** but please...

I purposely got myself into a lot of debt.

I prank called my current and past employer

it might be too late but I enjoy hitting from behind and leaving people with the trouble they caused and letting everyone know later. that just my special little way. 🙂

I lied on my employment application

When I was very young, I was raped by a family friend and when I tried to tell people, they always said I was lying for attention. So I basically kept it to myself. Because of this, I can never have s** with another man without seeing my r*****. And...

I just got home from school. Now all I want to do is take my p****** off and m*********. Then I will nap and then do my homework.

I really love the Tide commercial about switching to cold water. #1, saving energy = saving money and helping the environment. #2- I love that they make a point that the little girl doesn’t have a smart phone. THANK YOU, TIDE. Children don’t need smart phones! I HATE seeing kids...

People my age are so stupid and will do anything for their five minutes of fame.

Why?? Why can’t you leave me alone? Every time you send me an email or a text or chat with me, I feel nervous and unhappy. I just want you out of my life for good.

I have an awesome roommate for college. She has already unleashed my s***** side that has basically dormant for years. I lost my virginity when I was 15and have only been with 3 guys in my life. But she makes me want to do think I have only briefly fantasized...

I went to my first adults only store with my husband about 2 months ago. I pretended that it didn’t turn me on as much as it did him. We purchased some massage oils and a few other things.
I secretly have been going back to that store at...

I HAVE BEEN ABUSED BY STAFF AT WELOPT PRACTICE FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS I HAVE NOTICED LITTLE THINGS OVER TIME WHERE THEY HAVE FAILED TO DO PROPER TREATMENT ON TIME AND EFFECTIVELY.

DEEPTHI WAS RUDE TO ME AND ACCUSED ME OF LYING ABOUT THE CHILD S***** ABUSE I...

God, I asked to come home and you have brought me. Looking back, I was always on my way. You moved me from ‘him’ to a temporary place and now here to my home by the sea where I am happy. I am so happy to be home! So happy!...

I get hard for thunderstorms.

My wife and had an average s** life. But that changed dramatically when we got back from our vacation. The moment we got home she turned into an extremely s***** woman. I admit that I took advantage of my beautiful wife’s new found s** drive. She is becoming more and...

I’ve been in constant indescribable pain for 10 months now.
I’ve been in depression for 7 months now.
I’ve been self harming for 5 months now.
I’ve been considering suicide for 3 months now.

Nobody has asked me if I’m ok.

I am in love with a married man. Before he got married we would text, call each other walk with each, he would come over when my roomates where gone and we flirted a lot.

He’s married now… but some how in this twisted way i wished i could...

I’m a 23 female virgin and I don’t care what anyone thinks about it ! 😀 😀 😀

I have a 6inch p**** and thick and i would like to know if my 6inch p**** maybe to small. I have always had a low self-esteem about my p**** size. I know most woman think that size matters and sometimes i have second thoughts about my p****. It is...

My best guy friend told me he trusted me with anything and told me his crush. After a while I told his best friend who wanted to know, and he told my guy friend that the girl he likes told him, instead of me. He doesn’t like her anymore and...

Men are nervous when they first speak with me. Shortly into a conversation is when i pipe up with a question, seeking their opinion on a topic that came up. Men will go from talking tense to being almost femme. I love it, it assures me that they are comfortable...

Im a bit of a adrenaline junkie doing crazy stuff turns me on

missouri deserves every bit of rioting and destruction that comes along due to the death of that kid, a lot of talk against the blacks but hey at least they have the balls to stand up to corruption. Which is a hell of a lot more spine than I have...

The crap that passes for ‘news’ these days just makes me sick.

I lied to my wife.

It wasn’t the act that I did that was that bad, but I feel so guilty lying to my wife about it. It’s making it so I can’t sleep at night.

The story is that when I met my wife in February, Jennifer (fake name),...

I met this amazing, smart, funny, tough guy. Just what I was looking for….
He told me he wants to be a woman 🙁

No matter how much I clean, the house is still a cluttered mess. I want my house to look nice and clean, with some minimal decorations. Instead its full of clutter and junk, junk, JUNK. My whole life I’ve collected JUNK but now it drives me crazy. I would just...

27… still a virgin

27… still a virgin