When my parents leave for work I lay by our pool totally n*** wishing some random guy would come by and see my b**** and pusy and everything.

I would love for my sunday school teacher to lick my p****. I fantasize about me opening my skirt and her licking my p**** until I o*****.

I enjoy Anthro p*** and my girlfriend likes anime p***, she doesn’t know what I like cuz I think it’s kind of embarrassing, but they’re not really /that/ different right?

(I’m a bi guy)I want my girlfriend to wear a strap-on and f*** me, the problem is that she probably would.. But I’d have to ask and that’s super awkward.

I get jealous when I see a guy talking to attractive women, being more talkative than I. I’m so shy, I feel excluded and ignored. I’m not necessarily talking a flirting, just friendly talk is also what I mean.
I wish I were funny around attractive females.

I’ve learned more from Google than I ever did from school.

I have done nothing but ruin the lives of the people around me by both actions and inactions. I will never find happiness and no one other than my misguided parents will love me. I have no purpose in this life but to fail at everything I attempt and take...

The colors red, white and blue represent freedom. Until they’re flashing behind you.

Often times while having s** with my wife, I fantasize about my ex mother in law.

I’m 23 years old. I’m a virgin. This could be for 2 reasons.
1) I have psychological scars due to being molested as a child. By more than one person. Across a span of time. There were 3 guys, different times, different places, different degrees. I was almost raped...

A woman willing to fight with you has passion and and only a fool would refuse to channel that passion into the bedroom.

i hate the amish. my mother grew up in an area heavily populated with them, and i heard nothing but good things about them my entire life. but upon my own observation i have determined they are full on retarded inbreds with no sense or brains at all. they are...

When I’m at home while my wife is at work, I like to wear her clothes. I’m not sure why I wear her clothes. I know there’s nothing s***** to it. My wife doesn’t know I do this and I’m afraid she’ll find out and think I’m a freak.

When I was younger my mother made me join girl scouts. I hated it.

My little fat old troll looking male boss shits all over the seat on the women’s toilet and expects me to clean it up since his wife and I are the only women here. I don’t even know how the f*** he gets s*** all over the seat, but if...

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I am happily in love and scared too cos good things never happen to me i never get happiness without paying a heavy price for it,am just so scared of losing this happiness,so scared of losing him

I’m so sick of people thinking it’s okay to cheat because “everyone does it”. F****** no. Not everyone does it. You’re just saying that to make yourself feel less guilty.

I think dreadlocks look better on white people.

I am divorced and I wish my step daughter wasnt my step daughter in a way she isnt any more but its she is really. I say this not because she is bad or I don like her, but on the contrary I think she is beautiful and s*** in...

Being attractive wouldn’t fix all my problems, but they’d make them a hell of a lot easier to deal with.

I fooled around with my younger brother’s 2 friends. Theyre almost 15 but Im 20. It was actually really fun and I liked it as much as they did lol. It was building for about a week with me flirting and them basically worshipping me =D So anyway I needed...

Attitude makes so much more of a difference than people think. A girl who is chubby and wears make up, does her hair and is chatty and outgoing is way more attractive than a slim girl who doesn’t do anything with her hair and who never makes an effort socially....

I feel guilty about having s** with other men the night before my wedding. I had already had a party the week before with friends. I just wanted a last party by myself. I just wanted to go to a club by myself one last time. I intended to flirt...

I told Angie to meet me at my dad’s house in an hour. I got delayed and I was maybe an hour late. I came in to the sound of Angie (I know that sound all to well) having s**. I just sat on the sofa and waited. It sounded...

I don’t want my boyfriend to lick my p****. My bestfriend does it so much better. He shouldn’t even bother. He should just f*** me, rather than try to please me by licking me. Another girl does it better than a guy. I cant tell him because all this because...

I wish it wasn’t a big deal if a girl has more than one guy at a time. Why do I say that you may ask. Because;

1. When I s*** my boyfriends d*** and he cums in my mouth (which is very cool) maybe I wanna have more fun,...

I have a problem, i fucked up many aspect of my life battling substance abuse, but i overcame it and now i feel like that hole of pain is reopening, i had my year 12 formal on the other night and instead of going back to a hotel with everyone...

Every one of your boyfriends have been s***, yes. My first and last boyfriend was great, yes. So I can’t say anything about him because you’ve had s*** experiences? I’m sorry! I didn’t realise that I wasn’t allowed to be happy if you weren’t. And s***, sorry. I kind of...

I’m sorry that the guy you lost your virginity to is in love with me. I’m sorry that I made it clear that I didn’t reciprocate the feelings and you were a rebound. I’m sorry that you didn’t listen when we all warned you. I’m sorry that you went in...

“Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk around with the knowledge that there was someone like you out there.”

I’m tired of making excuses for my only parent’s racism and bigotry. And I’m pretty sure I’m a f**????

I just wish you knew how much I love you. How much I think about you. I have to keep telling myself over and over to move on. You will always be in thoughts. it’s obvious that you don’t feel the same way about me, I want to move on,...

Listening to Bob Seger “Turn the Page” even though I am only 30, I think this song is awesome!!!!!
Don’t care who sees me singing along with it!!

I just told my parents that I want to convert to Islam, they both said I have to wait until I’m 18. They don’t know that I converted 2 months before I told them, I’m only 15 years old.

I can’t forget or move past my child hood r****. I was prayed upon by a violent serial r*****, who’s attacks where on not only me but several other children. The most traumatizing acts involved her forcing us into acts with each other.

Okay so I had been dating this girl for like a month now, Im 21 and she said she was 18. Everything has been great the whole time no complaints. She said she lives with her mom which was no big deal to me because Ive only had my own...

Am tired of having to say the right thing and having to the person that people can accept.

Am really confused about everything in life. I don’t seem to know what my purpose is or who I am to say the least.

I’ve really tried to love people. The first time I ever loved she stepped on me. Since then I’ve been distant. I recently started college and met someone who I thought would be worth loving. Shes not. I’m getting so angry all the time now and I don’t know how...