Corvallus ain’t nothing but a two bit gas station guzzle guy and a world class dipshit who just wants to get down on his knees and beg for buttermilk like the Miami hurricanehead that he is. Like my ole pappy used to say if he had as many c**** on him as he’s had in him he’d look like a porcupine
Dan Fouts
This boy was acting up to some girl and got caught saying bad things and was punished seriously. This is a 5 th grade classroom. He had to stand in front of the class by the teachers side completely naked during the whole period between 40-45 minutes. He was not allowed to cover up. After hearing from everyone in the class and the bell ring he was totally embarrassed and ashamed for talking stupid nasty to a girl.
Some guy in a car wolf-whistled at me when I walked to school.
I’m 15 years old.
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I feel I fucked up. I get so paranoid over subtle behaviour. We’ve been going out and living together almost 6 years. She’s threatened to leave twice now because she feels accused. I don’t blame her. I’m scared that if I try too hard, I’ll push her away and if...
I’m bored ._.
I’ve been trying to seek out getting answers. My friend is going to die i just know it. Its a drinking thing and her liver is shot. I feel helpless and i don’t want my friend to die, she still has 2 minor kids to raise. Been through the treatment...
I understand why you keep s*** to yourself. Like why would a guy stop loving you… something must be up with that.
I feel bad for people that “need” alcohol to drown their problems. They’re only drowning themselves.
My husband has been gone on business for more than a week,and I am h**** as hell. I can’t m********* enough.
I hate who I am. I am divorced (thank god) from a woman who became so self absorbed that she would rather hang out with her friends and coworkers than come home for dinner with her husband and child. I have a job that pays well but requires 12 hour...
Me and my boyfriend have been going out for 7 years and we love each other. Every time he proposes I say no because his brother raped me on a daily basis back in middle school and I’m too scared to share a family name with my r*****
I don’t want to write stupid e***** stories. The girl I fucked might be pregnant. I didn’t get on college. I’ve got no friends, not even imaginary. I’m just a big wannabe of everything pretending to do all kinds of ill s*** but actually I’m a nice boy who is...
My revenge will be swift and quick and will leave you stunned, b****.
I’m just better than you. Get over it. You’re the person they pity while I’m the person they love. Being a victim will get you nowhere. The world belongs to the hot, fast and confident.
I’m not one of those inbred people you hang around that has no choice but to look up to you.
In my one moment of need, all my friends have abandoned me.
i had my first major panic attack last night.
Every woman is a victim
When ever I smoke weed I sleep so well like I fall asleep faster have better dreams and also my mood is 100 times better if I wasn’t high
And she put the p**** in her mouth….
the moral of the story is your a lair and a b****!
hahaha thats funny, haha did you make a little joke haha, tell a little story haha is there a little moral to the story haha.
Since it’s illegal to have confidence, the default is confident a******. Forgive me, Lord.
When I was a kid I remember my great grandma always had her hair up in a tight bun. She took the bun out to brush her hair once in the morning and once before bed. She would always run the brush through her hair exactly one hundred times.
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*Puts on troll suit*
I can tell who is a troll and you sir are a troll, good damn trolls always spying on me, f*** off the whole lot of you.
e got a young brother to stand for something! We got a young brother that believe in the all of us! Brother Kendrick Lamar! He’s not a rapper, he’s a writer, he’s an author! And if you read between the lines, we’ll learn how to love one...
Last night I finally met a girl who can d********* me when I c**. 😀
damn it sean come on line so I can B8tch at you, i should have banned you when I had the chance I never think of banning people until it’s too late, there is no justice!
My friend really creeps the s*** out of me when she’s drunk. Last time she was drunk I was sitting on the couch . She came over and hugged me from behind and said ” You are one of the few people I don’t think of strangling to death before...
Life is more than suicide ya’ll
You are so uninteresting now that you’ve ran out of the usual stories and we are left with just the real you.
This isn’t really a confession. Just a rant. Some spoilers.
I recently saw both The Conjuring and Sinister. To me, The Conjuring was much scarier. There was a slow build up. You really got to know the characters and to feel for them, so when things started to get worse...
I asked her to hang out with me and she was super excited. It was a great day, we made cookies, watched movies, and listened to some stellar music. Then we started talking a bit and she was telling me about her crush. It was actually really cute because she...
I fantasize s******* about being one with machinery. I’ve masterbated to RoboCop several times. Last week at work the Pepsi guy came to stock the soda machine. Seeing the innards of the great device aroused me greatly. I went to the bathroom to quickly stroke off. I want to steal...
