this is slightly second hand information, but told to me in a slight adhoc random manner that had me quite entertained listening to the parts.

this guy, just call him, this guy, was a dj for weddings, nothing that fancy, so anyway he previously which was during 1990s work...

ok random this prob comes under, and was loong time ago, like 2 yrs before the end of my school life, in the living room. sat on the fire which was this massive box thing that gets powered up at night. talking to my aunt, no idea about what, how...

I’m not sure if I love my girlfriend anymore, and I’m falling h******* for my best friend. But I know I could never date her, and I don’t want to leave my girlfriend. I just can’t date both of them! Romance is for fools, I should just be single…

A few years ago, i woke up with my girlfriend sucking my c***, it was amazing. i pretended to stay asleep at tried to give her a mouth full of my c** because despite liking the taste, and all the other k**** fucked up s*** she let me do to...

My neighbor thinks I’m a drunk, because I send him annoying texts, trying to flirt with him. I’m a guy. Pretty sure he’s straight. This sux.

I’m a married man and never even though about sheating on my wife. Then I joined Second Life with a female avatar and had a couple of lesbian affairs (and, yes, they were both women)

I made a fake facebook profile a year ago when I started college because I was lonely. I talked about my every day life and just changed the names of people. I thought eventually I’d delete it but it began to get popular I made friends online, even though they...

Every time I’m out in public somewhere and I see a cute, thin high school girl, I want to see her naked so badly I can’t stand it. Even if I could just see her breasts, I would be satisfied.

Malls are torture for me.

i want pewdiepie to be my daddy. and mazia to be my mommy. and dexter from showtime to be my brother. that would be a perfect world…

i was jerking off in public and blah blah blah

Come on people can’t you think of something half a** interesting to say!?!

my cousin and i went to the fair and were walking around and took a short cut between two rides, behind the engine rooms we ran into this man who was beating off. he saw us and quickly zipped up and caught up with us and asked if we liked...

Dear Jennifer,
When Bruce got home the night you dropped me off, I still hadn’t picked up the things Nora had chewed up and strewn across the living room floor. He walked in carrying a Little Caesar’s pizza because I wanted to surprise him with the $150 worth of...

im worthless, i know im beautiful but, im absolutely worthless im a dumb as a box of rocks and so socially awkward . like im really pretty and absolutely beautiful but im stupid, really stupid and i have a bf who does not treat me right but i cant help...

My boyfriend is gone to college and I have had s** with his dad almost since he left. I will see him on Thanksgiving with his family and am nervous that he may know.
Any advise? Please be nice and don’t judge.

i was a w**** when i was 14. because i thougth that was how love worked. i thought that s** was love. but now im engaged to my best friend. and at first i just had s** with him. but i did love him. but one day in the middle...

I can see dead people and it still scares me sometimes.

i like to pee

i would like to kill a person. slowly and painful. i dont because it would ruin my future. its wierd because i love helping old people and young people. but i could kill if i wanted to ruin my life. i love babies with all my heart. i could never...

My soon to be wife has started loving a*** s** more than I am comfortable with. She has always enjoyed s**. But in the past 2 months she has wanted me to have a*** s** with her every time we have s**. We start off normal but in the middle...

I absolutely hate police. Seriously hate America for there stupid police. I literally would seek out and kill every officer I find. All police are snitching bastards. There is no such thing as a good cop. A good cop would be a f****** citzen. Police are supposed to serve and...

Everytime Liberal atheists mock a Christan family with a child with Down Syndrome and tell me that children with Down Syndrome are just better off dead, I’m going to pop a bullet into another stray dog.

Stray dogs do nothing but s*** and piss all over my Indian Reservation. They...

when i see back on people ive had crushes on.
i realise something. i wasnt in love… i was obsessed.
i couldt get enough of this person. if i knew where they lived i would daily stroll around in the area to get a glimt of them. find...

when i see back on people ive had crushes on.
i realise something. i wasnt in love… i was obsessed.
i couldt get enough of this person. if i knew where they lived i would daily stroll around in the area to get a glimt of them. find...

Stray dogs are not a gift from god or an angel in disguise. The more you trash children with Down Syndrome, the more stray dogs I’m going to kill.

Pop! I just killed another dog!

I just slaughtered another stray dog because another liberal went and told me that children with Down Syndrome are worthless burdens on society and stray dogs are more valuable than them. It’s a sentiment shared by the National Socialist Party of 1939 Germany so it must be true!!

Downs are...

Every time my boss goes on his lunch break I rub my p**** at my desk. Noone knows that I have several orgasms during that time. I hope to never get caught but I have a plan just incase I do.

I’ve been with my girl for almost 14yrs and I’ve fallen out of love with her

I just went and slaughtered my daughter with Down Syndrome. My religious friends forced me not to abort her because they said that children with Down Syndrome are blessings from God or “angels in disguise.” But I’m an atheist who hates religion and I believe that children born with Down...

Everytime Liberal atheists mock a Christan family with a child with Down Syndrome and tell me that children with Down Syndrome are just better off dead, I’m going to pop a bullet into another stray dog.

Stray dogs do nothing but s*** and piss all over my Indian Reservation. They...

I killed my best friend

Angelo Dawson is a f****** p**** a** n**** with no set of nuts cause he a b**** a** hoe n****. He aint got no friends he spins in circles cause thats what his dad did before he abandoned him. He likes d*** his is also from stroudsburg pa

Angelo Dawson is a f****** p**** a** n**** with no set of nuts cause he a b**** a** hoe n****. He aint got no friends he spins in circles cause thats what his dad did before he abandoned him. He likes d*** his is also from stroudsburg pa

Angelo Dawson is a f****** p**** a** n**** with no set of nuts cause he a b**** a** hoe n****. He aint got no friends he spins in circles cause thats what his dad did before he abandoned him. He likes d*** his is also from stroudsburg pa

F*** those Christians who are always saying that retarded children with Down Syndrome are “blessings from God” and “angels in disguise.” We atheist liberals know that there is no god who would bring such worthless, hardship, burdensome children into the world.

Down Syndrome children are not legally human and must...

Initials of the people who bullied me/Who hated me at the few points in my life.
A.L.
M.A.
A.F.
H.S.
K.R.
K.C.
E.W.
P.G.
P.M.
J.S.
T.N.
Z.G.
Polish kids on the soccer team.
C. K.

I just went and slaughtered my daughter with Down Syndrome. My religious friends forced me not to abort her because they said that children with Down Syndrome are blessings from God or “angels in disguise.” But I’m an atheist who hates religion and I believe that children born with Down...

I just went and slaughtered my daughter with Down Syndrome. My religious friends forced me not to abort her because they said that children with Down Syndrome are blessings or “angels in disguise.” But I’m an atheist who hates religion and I believe that children born with Down Syndrome are...

The Liberal guy who posted this recently told me that he agrees with what Hitler did to children with Down Syndrome. Hitler had children and adults with Down Syndrome injected with Luminol until they DIED. That’s what we should do to disabled kids and adults who are burdens, KILL THEM...

I hate it when pro-choicers make fun of little children with Down Syndrome and trash their parents for trying to make understand that their kids actually do bleed if you prick them. These same pro-choicers then go on to say how Christians put fags down.

I hate these pro-choicers who...

Nobody even says hi to me. People don’t find me interesting. I’ve had an extremely boring life for years. I wish people would give me a chance. I can be funny and a nice friend. It feels really bad to feel so unimportant and irrelevant.