my pee is like toothpaste
Howard wolowitz ✡️
Missing people tonight. Goddamn this s****.
I feel jealousy of the men in my friends life. I really fell in love with her and wanted to marry her but, she isn’t interested, this is painful and I pray for release.
I hate my sister inlaw Karen she is a w**** dog. my family want nothing to her at all. my parents don’t even really care about my brother, my mum rings him only once every blue moon to take the piss out of him. I don’t know if he has...
I don’t wish to talk to or see my brother and his family ever again. my parents don’t want to know them either. we hate them all.
I don’t want to them any relatives from my past.
we look forward to my sister leaving us for good and...
I have been at a new job for about a month now. A new girl has started recently in the office. I’m fairly certain she is just being nice, but she has done so much to get my attention. Walking to my desk over and over again just to talk,...
I am nothing like her.
at least I don’t sleep around.
Karen is a b****.
i asked years ago, would somebody give that s****** b**** joyce servants please!!!! all she ever did was guts ache in my c*** about her poverty life with rich 2 husbands and expected me to listen to her complaints about her husband not being good in bed, and her other...
Are Mothers Special or What?
I once had s** with my mother when I was very young. I figured out how to do it because I saw my parents have s** a couple of times. My mom would lie on the bed on her side and my dad would...
I’m 14 years old and I still sleep with a nightlight. Why? When I was younger, my sister and I used to see a dark silhouette watching over us and now I am terrified of the dark.
In less than one week I am moving across the country to live with a man I have dated for 3 years but never met in person. And I have not had s** in over 7 years. I’m 31.
I’m starting to fal for this guy that i talk to everyday. The thing is that he doesnt seem notice or care. I want to stop talking to him but i cant.
don’t funk with my heart.
A CHERISHED MEMORY
I visited a number of confession websites on topics relating to i***** and feel compelled to add my own confession. While my own situation happened many years ago, it continues to trouble me while at the same time providing me with the memory of a singularly enjoyable...
Who needs a kick in the a**? Karen does. Who needs a b**** slap?? Karen does…. Who needs to get a life? Karen does! Hey Karen, bite me you s***!
?DO YOU REMEMBER THESE VOICES?
AAARRGGGAAHHHAAA YOU WILL GET IT GIRL!
guyz want ta get witch choooo!
ARRRG WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, ARRRG DON’T YOU PEOPLE F***?
Obsessive/compulsive. You bet!
What a wonderful world we live in – look around at the beauty of it all. Enjoy, be happy and find peace in what you have.
Sometimes I wish that I could sleep all day. I think I’m depressed.
We are going on vacation on Monday – to the beach. Can hardly wait but I’m worried about my animals, I hope they are okay with the housesitter. Keep them in your prayers please!
I wish that I wasn’t so nice to people – they are not so nice to me. I’ve got to start giving back the crap that some people give out. Losers.
An idiot sold me a home, had no clue about anything and now I’m paying the price. Greedy b******.
About being able to really let go and enjoy life. It seems I’m so caught up in a struggle – I wish I could let it all go and be happy. I deserve happy.
I wonder what it would have been like if I didn’t have children. I know I would be making fistfuls of money, but would I be really sad?
That Ray is kicked out of his job, he’s a liar. That Karin falls and gets hurt, she’s a selfish liar. That the HVAC fails for Aaron & whatshername. Ha ha!
I’m so sorry I didn’t support my son like I should have. He was so frustrating, I guess at the time it was really painful but now I look back and feel sad. Give your kids a hug – and ignore the craziness!
B. Herndon is a rat’s a** – pass it on.
Hey Karen, truth s****, right?
I really hate someone – I mean really hate, they are so evil, they deserve to feel the pain they inflict. I hate them, really hate them. Really.