I like clumboclots!

I like to lick a***!

I s*** all over the toilet at Starbucks! Some a****** went and clogged the toilet with paper towels and the fat woman was in the other stall.

F*** Starbucks for only having two washroom stalls!

I blocked my date’s path home until my girlfriend agreed to go out with me the whole month of October. My name is Brian Smith and I’m from Belleville, Ontario. A few years ago, I was in a car accident and got a head injury. So that’s why I think...

My girlfriend pooped her pants.

I sold and smoked crack with Rob Ford.

I find the smell of my girlfriend’s farts to be quite e*****.

I like trains.

I have AIDs.

I secretly slept with a man behind my girlfriend’s back.

I had s** with Rob Ford.

I have to poop…but my toilet isn’t working and my mom hasn’t unlocked the bedroom that has the other bathroom. My stomach hurts and I feel it trying to push out. I shouldn’t have eaten those peanut butter chip cookies and chips with salad. :(((((

My fiance, is such a sweet guy. no matter what kind of fight we have or bad day we have, a hug and a kiss can change our mood in a second. He always appreciates me and cares for me so much. He’s also protective.. Well sometimes overprotective. He doesn’t...

Have you ever just been so tired of holding up the mask you wear? The one your have made over the years so people don’t see the real you in fear that they would tear you to shreds all over again. I don’t know how much longer I can hold...

I posted an ad on craigslist about hooking up and having s**, I posted my address and said my door is unlocked, about 2 days later late at night around 10 i was starting to doze off when i heard my front door open and close my bed room light...

I want to confess my feelings of shame and regret. I am 20 years old and have had s** with multiple guys, all of which I did have genuine feelings for and each time was special to me. I have never cheated in any of my relationships and I never...

There was this girl I liked. She and I shared everything in common. Down to the birthday. We bothered together all the time, spent time hugging and holding hands, and I thought she liked me. She then became more and more distant and started not to talk to me. She...

I guess it’s good, then, that I stopped contacting you. Friends, yeah, but don’t you still think I have wounds to heal up? And then you’re going to feel the need to ‘mock’ me for being ‘obsessed.’ Well try being original for once. There is nothing special about you after...

I was spanked as a child, I found out because of that abuse of power I turn to Transvestic Fetishism. I don’t remember any s***** abuse, just the spankings. it’s suggests childhood trama.

The reason I push potential partners away is because I was assaulted as a child and can’t find it in me until this day to trust anyone on that level. Some people are just meant to be single I suppose.

I recently found out that my boyfriend has been raped twice, the first time when he was only 8. My heart hurts so much and I don’t really know how to respond other than with anger at whoever did this to him.

Im depressed complete involuntary lack of s**,love,and female attention.girls will never like me(past evidence suggests so).i dont even have female friends(well.no.friends at all).m*********** doesnt satisfy me
Anymore.i get really jealous of guys with pretty gfs or even female friends. I have no confidence at all.i cant just go up...

I always had a communication problem as a little girl, unable to speaking up well, or babbling… to be honest as a little child being s******* abused and s******* stimulated by pedos and people who abused me caused me a brain disfunction. often my mouth felt big or like the...

i love nethlee ann contreras

Im 14 and i just shoplifted 112 dollars of makeup, nail polish, and toiletries. it was my first time stealing. i stole from shoppers drug mart co op and superstore. my mom was with me at superstore.

Baby, I love you

Everytime I have a panic attack, afterwards I think about killing myself.

I have done things I would not normally do, I and I have pretended that these things are okay to me. Its no bother that I am lying to everyone around me , the problem is that I am lying to myself. I dont know how I managed to get...

People don’t ever take the ability to attract the opposite(or same s**.wat u ever u like)because there are some people in the world like myself who doesnt have that ability and repulses the opposite s**.

I have hurt people. Intentionally and non intentionally. I have had images of hurting people. I have done bodily harm to myself. I have wanted to die for a while now. I hate people. I want to bring harm to people, and I try to not bring harm. I have...

I had s** with my best friends bf last night. I know it was wrong, but I had not had s** in so long and hes so good looking, I just couldnt stop myself. Now I feel so bad about it I wish I could die.

im still in high school but if i ever got the chance to meet ryan reynolds i would s*** his d*** and swallow every drop

Why was I born a natural loser? A total failure.an unlovable human being.born so stupid and can’t do anything right. Why must i look like a fat hobbit with down syndrome? Why was i born with such an annoying personality that no one in their right mimd could like? I...

I really really enjoy teasing men and flashing on webcam, problem is Im only 15 and I worry about getting somebody in trouble
But I enjoy it so much!

I s******* abused an animal I feel like garbage I was so weak to do this I don’t want any one to say it was right it was not only god can forgive me

My confession is all my friends are all a bunch of hypocritical morons living in the burbs. The word pretentious comes to mind when I think of them all. I judge a person by who they are and not what they can give me. Most of them just chase the...

I told you getting ERK isn’t easy, its a process!!! being special is difficult and takes sacrifices. some people never reach special enough to be liked or loved or good enough no matter what they do at any ripe old age.

my doctors told me to go home and lay down and die after I was raped when I told them in 2002. I think I will just lay down and die. and stop my heart believing that I am good enough for any man again like I did when I...

For those times when you just need a laugh 🙂

most importantly “go out of your way to help those in need when its way way way too late”

tell people and teachers to tell other people not to help her, if the young girl or woman...

I used to get naked as a kid for this guy who told me he was in a band. I didn’t really know the guy, I was just one who found it hard to say no to other people and especially those older than me because well they were always...