I recently got a facebook account. Yes, I know I am the last person in the world to get one, and most people are actually leaving that website now. After about three weeks on that site, reconnecting with old high school friends – people I haven’t spoken to in 15...

I am a dude. I find certain bakery items to be attractive. Sometimes I think about f****** a chocolate cake in its bottom while I swirl my hand around in its frosting. When I am through, I would like to lick the pan. Candles are optional.

I kinda like the feel od diharea leaving my body

I am a 15 year old girl and I want to be fucked by an older guy. There, I said it. Not an old man, but someone 45-50. I don’t know what it is about this. I don’t have daddy issues or anything like that. I just get turned on...

wow this site has really gone downhill.

I am 37, have a job that I love, make a decent salary, and live in a beautiful place that is warm all the time. I am debt free and have a large savings account. I am respected as a professional. I don’t want to come off as bragging, I...

Help me! I don’t know what to do! I clog the toilet all the time and can fix it with no problem but recently, I haven’t been able to! I have to give up and ask my mother to do it. I really need to know if this is weird....

I wish I had a dad. Yes, I have a father; my mother has a spouse, and my siblings have a man in their life. But he is not a dad. He doesn’t abuse us physically or verbally, but he treats us so that I feel emotionally bruised. I know...

I watched this large snake swallow an alligator and since I have wanted to be snake food. I fantasize once I get my feet inside snake’s mouth I will m********* my small d*** to o***** as the snake swallows me.

i start to understand why people drink or use drugs just to forget about everything. anything is better than feeling this miserable

i’m scared that i don’t manage to finish the university. it’s the second time i start. it’s a completly different career but i still have the same problems. i know i can always coun’t on my parents but i’m still scared to let them down. i just feel like i’m...

i’m considering writing a program to bring this site to its knees

WINNER WINNER CHICKENNNNNNN DINNER

I don’t understand people that cut themselves.

For the first time in a while, I’m going to go on a date tomorrow with a really cute guy. I’m just really excited, that’s all. Eeeek!

Gay people ought to at least be entitled to fruitcake for their weddings.

The other day, I went to this famous bakery in Washington State and asked the owners to make a cake for my gay wedding. They refused because of their Christian beliefs. I got so angry that I got all my friends to send this couple hundreds of hateful messages, wishing...

The other day my boyfriend and I were refused to have a wedding cake made for us by a baker because we are gay.

So you know what we’re going to do, we’re going to track down the address of these Born Again Christian cakebakers and we’re going to kill...

I forgot it’s my birthday supper tonight, the smell of perogies reminded me, mmm my favourite.

I’ve had dirty thoughts of people you’d least expect.

I’m sorry, now leave me alone okay?

you are not your past
you are not what the world thinks of you
you deserve love and to be loved

I wish life was like anime. Real life s****.

I wake up everyday with this weight on my shoulders. I am a college student , not doing too well in school , knee deep in debt. All i feel like doing is smoking weed everyday and just sit in my room till the world comes to an end. This...

please god kill me in my sleep

I cannot wait for summer, I hate spring time, spring time is when I get seasonal depression.

When I was a six year old first grader, my bus driver would touch me under my dress. There was a long stretch of dirt road before my stop, the last stop, and he would call me to come stand by him where he would put his hand up my...

I’m too depressed to get out of bed today 🙁

sometimes i feel like i don’t belong here because i make my fiends wonder if they want to be my friends or not. i cut myself because of it. My friends call me a b**** for things i had no clue i did and if someone else does it they...

So one time this guy from pour church came over to our house. Me him and my brother all went upstairs to my brother’s room and when we got up there according to them it was my idea to get naked…so we all got naked and went up on the...

She dreads the day I decide she’s too much drama and it’s not worth it, so I call it quits

I’m dreading the day she realizes the drama is my fault for moving and decides I’m not worth it, so she ends it.

I thought I just wanted an apology, but I guess that isn’t enough. I’m starting to think that what I really want is for you to realize JUST how badly you fucked up. Realize the fact that, because I confided about my personal life to you, and you COULDN’T HANDLE...

I really truly wish I could just take everyone’s sadness and get rid of it. I’d be willing to take it upon myself if it meant they would be happy. I hate seeing people upset and I wish there was more I could do for them than just hug them...

Well, my national exams are in a week and I’m done with nothing and I’m here procrastinating. Sorry mom and dad.

This website is really depressing. People talking about suicide and all. You want to tell them something but they’re probably already dead or looking for attention.

I feel like a disgrace. I have gone to a brothel and spent what little money I had. I only did it because i am lonely, my friends ignore me and women turn away from me. I just want to feel loved.

Sometimes I wish God didn’t exist. I can’t just turn around and say he’s not real, that would make me a liar. A lot of people would kill for a relationship i have with him. Just to know he’s there. But i feel like it would be easier if there was...

the first time we met. on the first day of uni, at the line for the bbq pits…our eyes met and you gave that shy, brilliant smile of yours, and that’s all it took to fall in love. i will honestly never stop being a little in love with you,...

I’ve sinned, pertaining to lust, had s** before marriage, and I look at p*** far too often. I want to change :/

Not going to church when I said I would go.