I am a closet Christian living in a family full of Muslims.

I lied to a woman and then I confessed. She forgave me and said, “no forgiveness necessary and say hi to Mr. Petklo for me and give him a BIG hug.”

I thought she had forgotten about my lie and that it was ok since I confessed it to her.

Will you please shut up about it? The person is DEAD!

You don’t speak for the dead.

So shut the f*** up.

You didn’t care about joining the Bone Marrow Registry until someone in your family got sick.

I joined it because I wanted to help a stranger and because my friend Natalia was dying.

So who the f*** are you to say that I didn’t care b****?

An Ode to SMJ

Written in January 2011…

I am here because of you,
There’s nothing they can say nor do,
No matter what they say,
They can’t take your influence in my life away.

I’m in the Land of the Morning Calm.
A beautiful place...

Because of SMJ,
I got to swim in James Bay.
You cannot take the influence away.

So f*** you!

Dr. Oz is a tard. And so is any blonde bimbo who believes him.

I want to kill myself. I am in my late 30s and my body is showing signs already of infertility.

There is no hope of ever marrying and have a family.

How many tylenol do I have to take to kill myself?

I have a fetish for chubby men.

I sucked Ford.

I fucked Justin Bieber and sucked his c***.

I hate abortions. F*** women who have them. Hope they all die of breast cancer.

I had s** with my step brother.

I hate trains.

I hate gays.

I like trains.

I like trains.

I have a friend whom I met years ago, and a few years ago I thought I could see myself dating her. The night I was going to ask her out I found out my Best friend already started to go out with her. They had been going out...

I am farting in the study center and blaming it on the African foreigner that can barely speak because he has terrible teeth. I can’t help but to laugh to myself; I think he has terrible teeth because he is from a poor African country. Between his teeth and his...

Jesus. We can’t help ourselves as human beings, can we? I would like to believe my vices were just to cope you know? I would like to believe I can be good.

I hate s** but I can’t stop m***********. “This is wrong.” I keep telling myself. I don’t want to get married or even have children.

I would love to come out as transgender so I can dress up and have relationships with me. I want to be a woman, but not with a s** change. **sigh**

I haven’t seen Frozen yet, but the main character looks like Rapunzel from Tangled to me, just with different hair and clothes. Really, Disney? Are you going to start using this same style for all your movies? PLEASE DONT. It was fun for one movie, but the moment you let...

People are mean, wicked, and selfish. There’s no sense of common decency in this world anymore. People think first how they can serve themselves, and to hell with anyone else’s well being. Then they go further and hurt others for their own amusement or to make themselves feel better, spreading...

i love JACKING OFF in front of girls…i get so excited with them seeing me doing that….

this is a test

hello

I have been using fake internet accounts to chat anonymously with strangers , chatting about s**, been sexting for a while, might have offended some … not sure… but… I ve been committing mistake knowing what i’m doing is wrong… but i am not able to stop… i feel bad…...

H***** is better than regular p***.

i want to be a gay man.
i guess being a woman does not suit me.

My life is too easy and perfect. It s****.

I’m a very manipulative person, I can get what I want from people very easily. But I’m so good at it that nobody ever realizes it and tell me how sweet and nice I am. I’ve even been called innocent. There’s a little bit of guilt in it but I...

I wanna be spanked right now.

i think you mean doors..
maybe you should just walk on through.

You love me and I love you, you know this to be true.

This family is in dire financial straights since their daughter needs an experimental heart operation that their financial company won’t pay for. First, because this Christian Fundamentalist Family denied us a wedding cake, we’re going to track down where they live and send them death threats. Then, we’re going to...

I am the manager of a chain store in a black area of Los Angeles. I am white, and under orders from the regional office to be more “diverse” in my hiring, which means “hire more blacks”.

I would LOVE to do that. But of the 300 or so...

I feel like I cheated on my girlfriend. This is my second ever relationship, and we’ve been goin out for like three weeks. Today, I when online to a s** chat site, and flirted with some women. We didn’t share pics, but we did have a s*** conversation. I will...

Pretty much all my life, I knew I wanted to take care of my parents when they grew old. My parents divorced when I was very young, though, and my mom died when I was a young teen. My dad took me in – this blob of clay who did...

I am dieing of loneliness, I can’t find anyone that understands, I want to die, I wish I were dead, there’s no end to the pain in my heart & soul, it won’t go away for years now, I don’t know what to do about it, I have friends that...